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I Just Watched Countess LuAnn’s Video And I Was Expecting Her To Whip Her Dick Out of Her Dress The Whole Time

Dear God. You might not be ready for this, but here goes: Real Housewife Countess LuAnn's music video for "Money Can't Buy You Class" has hit the webs and sweet Jesus! I'm stunned simply stunned. First of all, LuAnn looks gorgeous. And not even for a drag queen. She just looks absolutely gorgeous and I need to give her that. But the weirdness? Yeah. She definitely brings all the weirdness we're used to with her except in this video it's on a level we've never seen. Between the seductive camer...

Gary Coleman Passes Away at 42

Gary Coleman Passes Away Emily told you earlier today that Gary Coleman was in critical condition after suffering from a brain hemorrhage. Sadly, Gary did not survive the trauma and he passed away just moments ago in a Utah hospital. While Coleman rose to fame as Arnold Drummond in the 70s and 80s on "Diff'rent Strokes", most of his time in the spotlight in his later years came from his domestic violence cases, his strange relationship with his wife and his anger management issues. Between his constant battles with both his health and his demons, it's been a long and drama...

Gary Coleman in Critical Condition [Updated]

A photo of Gary Coleman at the Tribeca Film Festival After suffering from a brain hemorrhage on Wednesday, Coleman was taken to a local hospital, then was taken to another hospital for further testing.  Things were kind of shady for a couple days and the details weren't really clear, but Coleman's manager made a statement this morning.  He announced the brain hemorrhage, and he also said that Coleman is currently "unconscious and on life support." It really hasn't been a good year for Gary Coleman.  He's been arrested, he's dealt with anger ...

Alicia Keys: Engaged, Pregnant, And Fabulous

A photo of Alicia Keys and the Keep A Child Alive Black Ball Her reps have confirmed that Alicia Keys is engaged and expecting with boyfriend/producer Swizz Beatz (while I just hope other stories surface in which I can type the name "Swizz Beatz"). This is their first child together, and Alicia's first ever, so good on her.  There's no word yet on when the kid is due, but they wedding will happen sometime later this year.  And no doubt Alicia will be absolutely stunning doing all of these things. I'm not that familiar with Alicia Keys' work.  I ca...

Paramore Singer Hayley Williams Has Some Nude Photos Floating Around the ‘Net

picture of lead singer hayley williams of paramore on stage And it's all because her Twitter got hacked. I'm so sick of these celebrities crowing that their privacy on SOCIAL MEDIA NETWORKS has been invaded -- you posted photos of yourself naked on Facebook. Or Twitter. Or whatever. People are smart; they're gonna figure out a way to get all up in your shit and if you have those incriminating photos on hand, oh snap. But you know what? At the end of the day, I don't want to hear you bitching about it. You did it, own up to it and suck it up. A...

Focus on the War Itself, Troops, Not the Effects of Biological Warfare

photo of paris hilton appearing at the uso event in new york city Read: Parasite Hilton. She was supposedly asked to appear at this week's USO event in New York City, "Swinging Salute to Our Troops," but she only showed up because she thought the event was "Swingers in Support of Troops." Mistake, anyone can make it, really, but she's single now so all options are wide, wide open. So ... since she was already there, she decided to suck it up (no pun intended) and make the best of it, while hamming it up for cameras (real ones and imaginary ones, too, o...

Bristol Palin Has Got, Like, Bills to Pay

photo of bristol palin's photo shoot for harper's bazaar The teenage-mom-ed Palin sits down with Harper's Bazaar for their June issue and covers pretty much every topic from being a teenage mom, working full-time to support her two-person family and why, in fact, her two-person family isn't a three-person family. On Playgirl posing Levi Johnston and dating other guys: "I just ignore it. He is a stranger to me," she says, visibly rattled by the mention of Johnston's name, though she refrains from saying more. "I don't want to get into it. It's just dirt...

Lindsay Lohan + Chanel Stickers = Total Class and Stuff

photo of lindsay lohan's twitter page And she implores Chanel's marketing department (through Twitter!) to hook a sister up with some high-class Chanel stickers so she can decorate her SCRAM bracelet. Stickers. Really. So classy, Linds. So, unbelievably classy. First of all, how would you even want to go out clubbing wearing that damned thing? Embarrassing much? I mean, you know, shit happens and people all over the fucking world get in trouble for drug and alcohol-related infractions and a lot have to own up to their bad...

How Does Dita Do It?

Dita Looks Darling OK, so I realize that about 90% of this woman's job is to show up and look flawless (the other 10% would be snaking around half-naked inside of a large glass) but for real... how does this woman do it? And don't you dare say "it's all hair and make up! We'd all look that good if we had the glam squad she does!" because no we wouldn't. So I have to know, I just have to know what it is that makes her the physical manifestation of every human's dream woman because I think my head will break in t...

Zelda Lily is Hiring!

We’re looking to amp the site up with some additional content and are seeking your expert input on topics that affect women everywhere these days, from laughable tampon commercials to heated courtroom battles over same-sex civil rights. Zelda Lily is currently hiring TWO UNPAID INTERNS. Both positions are part-time and are responsible for posting 4-5 pieces a week to the site. Both male and female writers are encouraged to apply. To apply, send an email to sarah@zeldalily.com with “ZL Intern Application” in the subject line. Please include a cover letter, links to your original blog (if you don’t have one, now would be a good time to start!), and 3-4 writing samples if you don’t currently run a blog of your own. If you think you’d be a good contributor to Zelda Lily and you’d like to get experience writing for a larger audience, please consider applying for the available positions and check us out over there while you're at it. Again, please send your applications to sarah@zeldalily.com by no later than Tuesday, June 1st at 11:59 PM ET. Looking forward to hearing from you! />We’re looking to amp the site up with some additional content and are seeking your expert input on topics that affect women everywhere these days, from laughable tampon commercials to heated courtroom battles over same-sex civil rights. Zelda Lily is currently hiring TWO UNPAID INTERNS. Both positions are part-time and are responsible for posting 4-5 pieces a week to the site. Both male and female writers are encouraged to apply. To apply, send an email to sarah@zeldalily.com with “ZL Inte...

Oh, Hey Girl

Mary Kate Olsen Rocks Gaga Shoulders I don't know about y'all, but I love me some mother fuckin' Olsen Twins. And I especially love that melancholy little fruitbat Mary Kate. She's just the best, ya know? All wild but in a kind of calm way and rich and tiny! What's not to love? Well, we haven't seen much of The Twins lately, but Mary Kate was out in NYC today wearing what appears to be some sort of Gaga-inspired jacket with some dominatrix's belt and some shoes that can't be comfortable. And dare I say it? I think she put on th...

Jesse James Was a Big Fan of The N-Word

Jesse James Step-Mom Reveals More of His Racist Past Yesterday Jesse James' former step mom sold him out and said that the childhood abuse Jesse spoke of in his Nightline interview was totally fictional. Today Janina James Coan further drags her ex-step son's name through the mud by saying that Jesse's just about as racist as they're saying he is... or maybe a lot more. Janina said: “I heard him use the N word a bunch of times. I don’t know if I’d call Jesse a white supremacist or not but he’s definitely racist. He didn’t like Mexican p...
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