Quotables May 6, 2010MollsJaime Bergman "I’m not saying everything’s okay. I'm still angry. I'm still mad. I am still hurt. It took a crisis, it took infidelity to get us off our asses and work for what we want. We do the best we can. That’s all we can do. What’s working for us [is] taking our time, moment to moment, day to day." -David Boreanaz’s wife, Jaime Bergman, to People on her husband's infidelity. Throughout all of these recent cheating scandals, most of the wives have been quiet about husband's misdoings,...
Tiger Mistress, Rachel Uchitel, Arrives in LA to Wreak Some More Havoc May 6, 2010SarahDavid Boreanaz, Rachel Uchitel, Tiger Woods Rachel Uchitel, you'll remember, was the "first" Tiger Woods mistress to emerge from the woodwork. She was also linked to David Boreanaz (current admitted cheater) in the past, claiming that she lured him away from his wife and boned the Bones actor. She's arrived in LA (sans her attorney, Gloria Allred) to clear her name -- or rather, what's left of it. Uchitel states that she was not the one looking to extort money from Boreanaz, who recently spoke of marital infidelity and mistress blackmail. Uchitel was spotted leaving LA amateur hotspot, Chateau Marmont, with a friend, looking to be in high spirits. Rachel's looking...
Michelle “Bombshell” McGee is Just as Stupid and Gross as You’d Think She’d Be May 6, 2010SarahJesse James, Michelle McGee, Sandra bullock Jesse James #1 skank did an interview with Howard Stern yesterday and confirmed what everyone thought to begin with: James was not hooking up with this woman for her shining personality and witty intellect. And clearly, not for her stellar physique, either, so I don't know what the fuck to think. I'm just positively baffled. Anyway, McGee sat for the lurid talk radio host yesterday and answered all of the questions about sex with the Vanilla Gorilla that you were just dying to know: On Sandra Bullock: “I feel bad for her, I do… [...
Another Sports Star, Lawrence Taylor, Arrested For Rape May 6, 2010SarahLawrence Taylor If you don't know who he is, he's the former Hall of Fame Giants football player that recently played a role on Dancing With the Stars. He's also the number one NFL player that you probably think of when you hear the terms "crack" and "hit and run." Now, Taylor can add "rape" and "battery" to his repertoire of bad behavior. The football star was arrested in New York last night on allegations of rape. According to the fifteen year-old victim, Taylor beat and raped her and is now facing third-degree rape charges. Law enforcement states that Taylor will be arraigned ...
Contrary to Popular Belief, Kristen Stewart Actually Does Give a Fuck! May 6, 2010SarahKristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner Can't you tell just by the ear-to-ear shit-eating grin? Your girl Kristen Stewart appeared for the first time as the cover model on the June issue of Elle and while girlfriend looks moderately happy about it, she still looks uncomfortable as all holy hell. Stewart dishes on a little bit of everything during her interview with the mag and covers topics like privacy, acting, romance and her signature awkwardness. Natch. On the madness that has become her life: “It’s insane! Once somebody finds out, you have to get the hell out of wherever you are. People freak out. And the photographers, they’re vicious. They’...
People Are Actually So Stupid to Think Kim Kardashian is Dating Justin Bieber? May 6, 2010SarahJustin Bieber, Kim Kardashian Like, to take it seriously enough that they're sending death threats to Kardashian? God, I haven't even had breakfast yet this morning, but I think I'm going to throw something up. Honestly. Rumors are obviously going 'round regarding the young Justin Bieber and the, uh, "worldly" Kim Kardashian and people are saying that the two are shacking up -- naturally, because Bieber claimed that K was his "ideal woman," and the two ended up later meeting at a White House Correspondents' dinner. Bieber fans were in an uproar when their demigod posted a photo of himself and Kim on his Twitter, calling her his "girlfri...
Beyonce’s “Why Don’t You Love Me” Video is Fabulous May 5, 2010MollsBettie Page, Beyonce "Why Don't You Love Me" - Beyoncé from Beyoncé on Vimeo. For awhile there it seemed like the art of the next-level music video was dead, but for the last year or so the ladies of the music biz have been bringing the heat. Between Lady Gaga, Rihanna and Beyonce, music videos have started to become enjoyable again. Take, for example, the newly-released video for Beyonce's "Why Don't You Love Me?" Beyonce, who is known for looking to the past for inspiration in her clothes and videos, takes on Bet...
Los Angeles DA Wants Lindsay Lohan Behind Bars May 5, 2010MollsLindsay Lohan Despite not serving any real jail time for that insane bender she went on two years ago when she wracked up all those DUIs (I like to call it "The Summer of Coke Pants"), Lindsay Lohan is still on probation. Normally probation is a joke when it's assigned to celebrities, but it looks like the deputy district attorney assigned to Lohan's case is willing to throw her in the slammer if she's not taking it seriously. Danette Meyers spoke to RadarOnline about Lindsay's case and said the following...
Julia Louis-Dreyfus Thinks Hollywood Sucks, Too May 5, 2010SarahJulia Louis-Dreyfus Ms. Louis-Dreyfus had a star unveiled on the Walk of Fame yesterday, but a snafu of epic proportions worked its way into the plans. Organizers of the event had misspelled the Seinfeld star's name and had manufactured a star featuring the overt error. The star read "Julia Luis Dreyfus." However, the issue was caught prior to the unveiling of Louis-Dreyfus' star and quick Hollywood magic was utilized to create a star with the correct spelling of the thespian's name. Louis-Dreyfus laughed and chalked the entire ordeal up to standard Hollywood practice: "The misspelling was so p...
Guess Who Wants Even Bigger Tits? May 5, 2010SarahHeidi Montag, Ryan Seacrest, Spencer Pratt The unoriginal Tits McGee herself, Heidi Montag. Husband Spencer Pratt speaks to Life & Style magazine and claims that a combination of Heidi's drive for an uber-plastic bod and comments from Ryan Seacrest stating that Heidi's jugs weren't all that big have driven her to upgrade. Again. “When Heidi entered the studio [to be interviewed], Ryan told her that her breasts didn’t look that big to him ... She was taken aback. She came home in shock.” But Heidi's spokes-ass doesn't stop there. He claims that while Seacrest played a part in the destruction of his wife's ... uh, ego, she'd been unhappy with the way her boobs came out from...
Demi Lovato Involved in Fender Bender, is “Totally Fine” May 5, 2010SarahDemi Lovato Must have been the photos we posted yesterday of boyfriend Joe Jonas smooching it up with another lady that "drove" Lovato over the edge. I'm so sure. Evidently, tween star Demi Lovato got up tired and on the wrong side of the bed yesterday and it ultimately resulted in a car crash that "shook" the singer/actress/girlfriend of one of the horsemen Joe Jonas. However, Lovato claims that her bender was only minor and took to her Twitter to address the outpouring of concern from her hoards of fans, sta...
Glee‘s Lea Michele Looked Amazingly Hot at Last Night’s 2010 Time “100 Most Influential” Gala May 5, 2010SarahLea Michele Love, love Lea Michele. She's a total hit in every way. She's cute, unassuming, talented and down-to-Earth. She seems like someone who'd be really fun to knock a few back with. However, Lea goes way beyond "cute" in photos from last night's 2010 Time 100 Gala held in New York City (Yeah, and I guess 2010 is the year of resurrecting and overusing the word "gala," since "party," "celebration," and "event" are clearly way too déclassé for this new narrow-nosed decade). Michele wa...