Taylor throws her hotel's food prep practices under the bus, drops the "shit" bomb on early-morning television, clears her throat a lot and blinks a whole shitload during her interview with Britain's This Morning.
I guess I have to give her more credit than I have in the past ... I mean, she's not so drug-addled (yet) that she can't string a coherent sentence together; she's actually kind of well-spoken and bright, but I have a feeling she's going to grate on my nerves for many years to come. The girl's not stupid and she knows what she wants to do in life, but she tries so fucking hard. Yeah, she's sixteen, but come on. "Pretentious asshole" knows no age. She'd probably be a real big pain in the ass to be friends with or worse, have in your family.
Welcome to Taylor Momsen's world ... hardcore warbling and dressing like it's a New York City nightclub appearance even during sunny morning shows. />
Taylor throws her hotel's food prep practices under the bus, drops the "shit" bomb on early-morning television, clears her throat a lot and blinks a whole shitload during her interview with Britain's This Morning.
I guess I have to give her more credit than I have in the past ... I mean, she's not so drug-addled (yet) that she can't string a coherent sentence together; she's actually kind of well-spoken and bright, but I have a feeling she's going to grate on my nerves for many years to...
Kendra Wilkinson takes two and three at a time ... and I don't mean meds. [Celebslam]
Scarlett Johansson does a shoot for V magazine and she might just turn me lesbian because of it. [popbytes]
What the fuck is going on with Robert Pattinson's hair? Okay, I said it now, are you happy? [Pajiba]
Miley Cyrus has no problem acting like a ho in front of her Ma Dukes. [Celebitchy]
Marilyn Monroe set the standard for almost-nudie pics way back in the day, sister. [Zelda Lily]
Alicia Keys looks an uncanny amount like Lena Horne. RIP, Lena. [Amy Grindhouse]
The Lohan sisters look like they're in 1985. 1985 K-Mart, that is. [CityRag]
Lil Wayne sending Mother's Day
condolences wishes from prison. [Pop on the Pop]
NSFW: If I looked like this dude from the waist down (uh, if I were a dude), I sure wouldn't be letting the photographs circulate. [OMG Blog]
Barbara Walters to have heart surgery. [Celebrity Smack Blog] />Kendra Wilkinson takes two and three at a time ... and I don't mean meds. [Celebslam]
Scarlett Johansson does a shoot for V magazine and she might just turn me lesbian because of it. [popbytes]
What the fuck is going on with Robert Pattinson's hair? Okay, I said it now, are you happy? [Pajiba]
Miley Cyrus has no problem acting like a ho in front of her Ma Dukes. [Celebitchy]
Marilyn Monroe set the standard for almost-nudie pics way back in the day, sister. [Zelda Lily]
Alicia Keys looks an uncanny amount like Lena Horne. RIP, Lena. [Amy Grindhouse]
The Lohan sisters look like they're in 1985. 1985 K-Mart, th...
These two ever-classy ladies got into a big blowout at the ever-classy Chateau Marmont, according to the New York Post, who had one of their minions there to witness the social meltdown of two women who love chipped black nail polish and shitty-looking weaves.
It all went down after the two eyed one another and Lavigne had the audacity to call a duck a duck: listeners said that the "Sk8er Boi" singer called the, uh, drug-addicted former actress a "loser." Lohan supposedly flipped shit and the two went at it like the upstanding Hollywood staples that they are:
“Avril was at a table ...
But you know what? You're not going to hear a lot of hate from me about it. I think (although it's evident that she's put on a few pounds) that she still looks great. I love when celebrities put on noticeable weight and they're still okay with it. They don't go and hide in the Hollywood Hills homes with a hoard of Ex-Lax, razorblades and cocaine. They accept it, flaunt it and change it -- if they want.
Although yeah, she's not the tiny, fat-free person that she used to be, she's still t...
And not a moment too soon, as far as I'm concerned.
Things seemed kind of suspect when the Sweden-born Nordegren moved back to her roots and took the couple's children with them, but hey. Couples take extended vacations, uh, apart and with their children all of the time, right? Then Tiger pulls out of the Playas Player's Championship citing a herniated disk in his neck. I thought the retraction from the Championship was definitely a little off, and now I think I know why.
Sources close to the couple confirm that Tiger and Elin are, indeed, splitting -- for real and for good this time. The source claims that although the couple tried...
Remember 1985's Fright Night with Chris Sarandon and the annoying-assed neighbor from Married With Children? The chick that played "Marcy." ... Amanda Bearse, right. Well, it looks like even the most obscure of horror movies don't escape the curse of the Hollywood remake; reps for Colin Farrell have confirmed that he'll be starring in the reboot, filling the place of the vampire's shoes, originally played by Sarandon.
Congrats, Colin!
I mean, it's no Phone Booth or anything, but hey. Fright Night. Everybody's into the remakes these days. Good on you....
Alexis Neiers, one of the young woman associated with the Burglar Bunch, was sentenced to 180 days in prison this morning after pleading "no contest". She also will be on probation for the next three years. Today's case was specifically linked to the burglary of actor Orlando Bloom's home, where Alexis and her friends ripped off over $600,000 worth of merchandise.
Thankfully Alexis is being held accountable for her actions. Immediately after the story of several Valley teens breaking into celebrity homes to steal their clothing in accessories brok...
Claudia Schiffer joins Britney Spears and Demi Moore on the list of totally hot women who posed nude for magazine covers while preggo. The June cover of Vogue Germany features a totally nude and totally pregnant former supermodel. Hey! There's gotta be an audience for that.
Claudia talked to Vogue about how her lifestyle has changed since transforming to a professionally ridiculously beautiful woman to a mother who just happens to be a ridiculously beautiful woman. One of the major change...
I've always been a fan of Meg Ryan and all of her cheesy, rom-com movies, so I'm most displeased to say that the purpose of this entire post is to make fun of her lazy nipples.
Girlfriend was photographed out and about in NYC this past weekend looking a little worse for the wear. Even though she was said to have undergone some really bad plastic surgery, she's not looking, say, as bad as Jocelyn Wildenstein or worse, Heidi Montag. She's an aging Hollywood actress that probably feels past he...
If you do, his new documentary is surely for you.
Remember that whole thing where Phoenix decided to be a, uh, rapper? That whole "Bye! Good" thing? Turns out that it was a farce ... but instead of finding that kind of disturbing, the contents of the documentary claiming that the rapper to be real is supposedly far, far worse. The LA Times has the lowdown on the off-kilter star's self-imposed downward spiral and they're wondering (among many others) if the entire thing still remains to be a joke:
It’s far from the Joaquin Phoenix you’r...
Glad to say that I definitely saw this coming; I definitely didn't think I was the only one to think Katy Perry was positively bangin'!
Maxim unveiled their 2010 Hot 100 list on their site today and my girl Katy topped the charts at number one. The top ten consisted of Perry, Elisabetta Canalis, Kim Kardashian, Rihanna, Megan Fox, Marisa Miller, Brooklyn Decker, Olivia Munn, Blake Lively and Zoe Saldana.
However, I think last year's list was marginally better, featuring women of the likes of ...
So I guess ever dating Gwyneth Paltrow is totally out of the question.
Jake dishes on his upcoming movie, Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time, and the film's use of ostriches to enhance the film's ambiance. Gyllenhaal states:
"They would say, 'Don't make any noise around the ostriches. They'll tear out your eyes and rip out your heart.' So, I was naturally terrified ... They look like they're innocent, but they're really not."
Prince of Persia is based on the video game of the same name and follows a prince (Gyllenhaal) on his quest to prevent worldwide doom in a scantily-clad kind of way, similar to almost every...