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How Crackhead Brooke Mueller Spent Her Mother’s Day

Even though Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller are supposedly trying to "make it work" again, Brooke spent Mother's Day with their twins in Griffith Park alone. Well, she was with the nanny, but we all know that hired friends don't count. Brooke was recently treated for a crack addiction (which fascinates me to no end, 'cause like... who the fuck does crack?), but these pictures show her to be in high spirits and looking pretty good. I like Brooke Mueller. She's resilient and probably a littl...

Glee Is Not Going To Take Your Shit

Glee Cast Back on April 26, Newsweek went and posted an absurdly homophobic article on their website that essentially stated that while straight actors play gay roles all the time, gay actors cannot play straight roles.  You guys just pray about that ridiculous statement for a minute. The article mentioned actors like Sean Hayes (formerly Jack on Will and Grace, currently the lead in the Broadway revival of Promises, Promises) and Jonathan Groff (Rachel's new boyfriend on Glee, also a pretty big dea...

The World Is Re-Realizing The Awesomeness That Is Betty White

[caption id="attachment_59779" align="alignnone" width="333" caption=""]Betty White[caption id="attachment_59779" align="alignnone" width="333" caption=""][/caption] If you missed Betty White's utterly amazing and hilarious appearance on Saturday Night Live, then you should probably reconsider what you're doing with your free time and go ahead and pay homage to this American hero.  Good ol' Betty was admittedly a bit nervous at first, but she got over it real quick and it made for an awesome SNL in the midst of the shit show it's turned into recently.  So yeah, go ahead and watch...

Lil Wayne Got Busted For Rocking Out In Jail

Lil Wayne is so amazing. When I saw a headline this morning saying that Wayne had been caught in jail with "contraband", of course my mind went to the worst things possible: weapons or drugs. But no. What Wayne was busted for was setting up a bootleg iPod for himself with a watch that played mp3s and some shitty headphones. From the NY Daily News: "He was found with a charger for an MP3 player and unauthorized earphones," in his Rikers Islan cell, a source said. Authorities seized the mus...

A Desperate Michael Jackson Begs For Money on Recently Released Private Tapes

Never-before-heard audio recordings from Michael Jackson have recently surfaced, and no, it's not a new verse for P.Y.T. It's actually much, much sadder than all that. The tapes, which Michael recorded himself, are of Michael making a series of phone calls to friends basically begging for help with money. RadarOnline had the transcript: “It is Michael. Ahh, it is 4:30 in the morning here that's why I sound very sleepy (laughs) and I'm really worn out… but please check the message I...

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt Let Their Dogs Shit All Over Their Home

'Cause that's not fucking disgusting or anything. Jaysus. Some might automatically associate celebrity (even the lowest form of celebrity) with cleanliness or godliness or something, but it's clear that these two don't have a clue as to how to manage a career, let alone a hygienic home. According to Life & Style magazine, the power-couple are collectively hardcore "hoarders," not so unlike Lindsay Lohan, but instead of hoarding unused expensive shit, they hoard dog shit. And Spencer forces Heid...

Love It Or Leave It: Amanda Seyfried’s Nineties Delia’s-Inspired Dress

This totally looks like something that I wore to my eighth-grade dance. Or maybe did wear to my eighth-grade dance, somehow got donated to a high-end Hollywood Salvation Army and ended up on Amanda Seyfried's body for the premiere of Letters to Juliet. And on a totally related note, doesn't this chick (or movie execs that hire her) have some kind of weird obsession with letter writing? I mean, Dear John, Letters to Juliet ... what the fuck are these people trying to say? Girlfriend's ha...

Sarah Silverman’s Show Has Been Canned

And quite frankly, I can't believe that it's stayed on the air even this long. The Sarah Silverman Program is in its third season and execs state that this season will be the show's last ... and you know there was no avoiding the chopping block, in spite of the campaign that was waged on Twitter to save the show from imminent cancellation. These newfangled networking sites can do a lot -- like bring Betty White to SNL -- but can't entirely save something that's shit to begin with. Sorry, Sarah...

The Highest Paid Child Celebrity is Probably Not Who You’d Think

I know for damned sure it wasn't who I thought, because with Miley out of the picture, I didn't think there were anymore "real" child actors or actresses out there. But alas, the kid from Two and a Half Men, Angus T. Jones, is paid $250k per episode. You heard me, right? A fucking quarter-million dollars for each episode that he withstands having to put up with Charlie Sheen? Sick. Jones began his stint on Two and a Half Men when he was only ten and has been at it for the past seven years,...

Lady Gaga Wants to Die On Stage, is Clearly an Alcoholic

The always-dramatic Lady Gaga has been stunning fans with her antics and outlandish comments during the Monster Ball Tour (which will hit US soil on July 1st), but fear not: her constant go-getter attitude isn't going anywhere anytime soon, let alone considering any kind of break. Gaga states that there's no rest for the weary and as long as there's a demand for Gaga, she'll be there. Kind of like the Three Amigos. "You know when people say, 'Lady Gaga's really tired, she needs to take a break,' I just thin...

Twilight on Oprah? The World Will Never Be The Same

The cast of Twlight is going to be on an upcoming episode of Oprah and a preview of the episode has just been released. What do I think? Well, in four words: God help us all. How do I feel about it? In one word: Nervous. The screaming, the emotions, the lack of emotions from Kristen Stewart. I can imagine it all perfectly in my head and I can't even imagine what the world will be like after literally every single television on the face of this earth will be tuned into ABC for that one hour. Think about it, ...

Is This The Set of a Watch Commerical or The Oscars?

Cate Blanchett, Kevin Spacey, Matthew Fox and other faces you normally know from A-listy things joined together in Portofino, Italy to shoot a commercial for Swiss watch company, IWC. Considering how much they were all being paid to be there, all the stars looked content and glad to pal around with one another on set. Knowing that these pics are from the set of a watch ad and not stills from a Christmas 2010 movie release is... kinda crazy to think about. [gallery]...
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