So, I was looking through one of our photo sites and I kept scrolling past all these galleries of various photo calls at the Cannes Film Festival and then I see this image above and I'm like "What. The. Hell?" Because zombies and shit are my worst nightmare. And not because I'm afraid of having my brains eaten by the undead, but because I couldn't be more over zombies and vampires and swampthings and whatever dumb-ass fictional monster is currently trendy. Ugh! Over it!
But I guess the wor...
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My friend Jordan Rubin (whom our very own Sasha has claimed as her future husband) and I started a podcast a few weeks back called DotComBoom. This week we were lucky enough to have Jordan's good friend Samantha Ronson as our guest. I know what you're thinking: "Why are you kissing Samantha Ronson's ass, Molls? This is where we come to read people talking shit about people like her..."...
There's no such thing as being a little bit pregnant, but there's totally such a thing as being seriously, way pregnant. In fact, I believe the words I used when talking to a friend about these photos were, "Claudia Schiffer looks pregnant as fuck." And hey, that's not body-snark. We saw the chick naked this week and homegirl is looking like she swallowed a boulder. It's just... doesn't that look crazy uncomfortable? Is human life worth that discomfort? I don't know, it seems questionable.
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Kendra Wilkinson's sex tape is definitely real and she definitely had some plastic surgery done since her 18th birthday. [Celebslam]
2010's Worst and Best Beach Bodies. [popbytes]
Check out the trailer for The Scarlett Letter. [Pajiba]
Jeremy Piven wants to do the nasty with Jessica Simpson. And now I'm cringing at the thought of Jeremy Piven doing the nasty with anyone. [Celebitchy]
Jesus doesn't want you to kiss before marriage. So, yeah. Don't. [Zelda Lily]
Stephen Baldwin goes naked for Cosmo. Too bad it wasn't way back in the day when the dude actually used to be hot. [Litely Salted]
A-Roid doesn't want Cameron Diaz anywhere near his game, Miley Cyrus loves grinding on men who have absolutely no interest in her whatsoever and Jude Law and Sienna Miller are just fucking pathetic. [Betty Confidential]
Lindsay Lohan's "I Wanna Be Bad" is just as bad as you'd expect. [Allie is Wired]
Gisele Bundchen stumps for Hope lingerie and still looks incredibly non-human. [Amy Grindhouse]
Wow. TMZ's just ... rude. [OMGBlog]
The Trumps are generally an ugly bunch ... with the exception of Ivanka, of course. [Celebrity Smack Blog] />Kendra Wilkinson's sex tape is definitely real and she definitely had some plastic surgery done since her 18th birthday. [Celebslam]
2010's Worst and Best Beach Bodies. [popbytes]
Check out the trailer for The Scarlett Letter. [Pajiba]
Jeremy Piven wants to do the nasty with Jessica Simpson. And now I'm cringing at the thought of Jeremy Piven doing the nasty with anyone. [Celebitchy]
Jesus doesn't want you to kiss before marriage. So, yeah. Don't. [Zelda Lily]
Stephen Baldwin goes naked for Cosmo. Too bad it wasn't way back ...
Yesterday was New York University's Commencement ceremony. It happened at Yankee Stadium. Alec Baldwin was their guest speaker. And I am a little bit jealous (my commencement speaker was a 90-year-old former senator who rambled for an hour about trains and aliens and his bladder cancer, but that's another story).
Alec was also given an honorary doctorate in fine arts, having received his original degree from NYU's Tisch School for the Arts in 1994. On top of his shiny new Ph.D, he ...
Last night I went to my favorite dive in Silverlake, as I do every Wednesday night. Occasionally you'll see a famous face there, but the bar is pretty far from Hollywood and not exactly low-key or private in that it's usually packed with wasted 20-somethings after a certain hour. A small line had formed by the time I got there with my BFF Edward, so we hopped in the middle of the line where our friends were (normally I don't do this, but fuck you.) Right when the bouncer was checking our IDs...
Though he's engaged to one of the hottest females on the planet, Russell Brand has no bones about discussing his prior sexual conquests and how they attributed to his sexual addiction. Brand claims that he formerly had a group of, uh, "supporters" that frequently scoped out fuckable chicks and made it happen more or less:
"When I was at my most promiscuous, I was like a charging locomotive. My selection process was outsourced. I had a team of experts who took care of finding women for me. They had very specific instructions. It was as if I was talking to a wine steward - 'I'm looking for something French, a bit fruity, smells of oak'."
So, yeah. I guess he's some sort...
And he just can't stop singing her praises. According to Mimi's husband, Nick Cannon, she does everything with a flair for the talented: singing, dressing, designing really fucking awful perfumes and now, cooking.
Cannon, who is to appear on Rachael Ray's show today, boasts that his wife is not only a dynamic business woman that happens to have seventy-five different octaves to her singing register, she cooked a turkey "the size of New Jersey" for their latest Thanksgiving feast:
"She cooks! People are always so surp...
Radar Online has received exclusive information pertaining to Bones star David Boreanaz and his, uh, "indiscretions" with the newest Hollywood ho, Rachel Uchitel. You’ll remember that Uchitel was originally linked to Tiger Woods … and there’s no need to explain how all of that turned out.
Not only do the texts and phone conversations that RO received show Uchitel as an icky woman who's just desperate for male affection, it also paints her with the obsessive, possessive brush -- the sources claim that Rachel repeatedly begged encouraged Boreanaz to make their "relationship" permanent:
In the messages, Uchitel tells ...
"I've always been really cautious about guys who have a Winnie Cooper fantasy, and I'm so glad about that. I mean, I can count on one hand the guys I've been with. It was really challenging, but I never gave it up too soon, if you know what I mean."
- Danica McKellar aka Winnie Cooper from The Wonder Years tells Maxim all about what a prude she is....