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Law & Order: A Move Toward Optimism

Ok, so Law & Order got cancelled. To some of us, that might not be a huge deal.  To some of you, that might be devastating.  And this news is for you. There's a new Law & Order!  Get excited for Law & Order:  Los Angeles. See, it's always darkest before the dawn, and this is the dawn. Can't you just imagine all the crazy hijinks that will ensue in a brand new city?  So turn your frowns upside down and get ready for this new adventure! In related news, Law & Order:...

Maybe Now Roman Polanski Will Actually Get Some Kind Of Punishment

Roman Polanski Charlotte Lewis, a British actress who was in Polanski's movie Pirates in 1986 (she was also the girl from The Golden Child with Eddie Murphy if that rings a bell), claims that when she was 16, Polanksi sexually assaulted her.  She didn't provide any proof in her public statement, but she did give some kind of evidence to police.  An investigation hasn't begun. In her public statement, Lewis said: "[Polanski] sexually abused me in the worst possible way when I was just 16.  He knew [ho...

Did These Girls Get Dancing Lessons From Noah Cyrus?

There's been a video making the rounds of these young girls doing an absolutely mind-blowing dance routine to Beyonce's "Single Ladies" and it's an absolute must-see. The video's not embeddable for some cruel reason so click here to watch. There's a few noteworthy things about this video. First of all, the dancing is unreal. These little girls are SKILLED. Every single one of my girlfriends and I are cursing our parents for not enrolling us in dance when we were younger after seeing this video...

That Homewrecker and That Nobody Are Still Together

LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian are still together it appears. The two were photographed making their way through an airport together this morning. Traveling together! Nice! I hope that LeAnn is pleased knowing that she's been able to hold down the man she stole from his wife for over six months. That's a sign that Eddie's going to wait it out before he does the same to her. How romantic pathetic. [gallery]...

What The Hell Is Amanda Bynes On?

This is not cute, my friends. What Amanda Bynes has been doing on her Twitter lately is not cute. It's not the first time I've talked about this by a long shot, but I don't think I can handle it anymore. I started following Amanda because I assumed she'd be cute and possibly funny. The girl grew up in front of our eyes and was always marketed as someone with comedic ability, so I thought I knew what I was getting into... but you guys? Amanda Bynes is insane. And if not insane, she's emotionally stunted and extremely sad. These are the tw...

Kendra Wilkinson Sex Tape Stills Surface

[caption id="attachment_59940" align="alignnone" width="460" caption="photos via TMZ"][caption id="attachment_59940" align="alignnone" width="460" caption="photos via TMZ"][/caption] Here's something unsurprising: When Kendra Wilkinson was 18, she looked ridiculously hot naked. TMZ scored the first stills from the Kendra Wilkinson sex tape that Vivid Entertainment is releasing and if it's even possible, the Kendra in these photos is even sexier than the Playboy-era Kendra we're used to. Is there nothing this woman can't do? [gallery]...

The Jersey Shore Claims Another Victim

Sammi Giancola Jersey Shore didn't "claim another victim" as in they recruited another member, by the way.  They didn't kill someone either.  They just have new assault charges filed against them. Last Saturday, Sammi allegedly punched some girl, Kristen DeMinco, a good few times because she was talking to Ronnie.  I think that's totally understandable, Sammi was just protecting her relationship.  If you were dating a man as wonderful as Ronnie, wouldn't you do the same?  But now Kristen is all up ...

Lady Gaga Is Secretly Crazy Jealous

If you watched Ellen yesterday or if you've been on the internet lately, you've probably heard about this Greyson Michael Chance kid who sings songs on Youtube.  The video above is of Chance singing "Paparazzi" by Lady Gaga. And it's kind of better than the original. Lady Gaga, who Chance says is his "number one inspiration," phoned in to talk to him via Ellen, and it's really odd to hear Lady Gaga speak to a child when I know all she wants is to be drunk. She told him to "keep following his dreams, work...

Law & Order Shit-Canned, Many Elderly Folks Consider Jack Kevorkian

And another one bites the dust. Not that I care; I'm still reeling-ly bitter about the imminent cancellation of 24. 24 is the best show ever, and if you don't agree, stop reading right now because this entire post is going to consist of me bitching about 24's cancellation. I don't give a crap about Law & Order, though I know that my ex-fiance's mother is probably horrified and my grandmother's probably rolling around in her grave, but you know what? Both of those people are dead to me (one obviously more than the other) and I don't have to listen to the alli...

Why is Tila Tequila Singing Again? Fucking Why?

Tila sings. Acapella. And raps. Poorly. Oh, man, if this isn't trainwreck entertainment at its best, nothing is. She kind of reminds me of Snoop ... you know, if Snoop wasn't talented, male and coherent (at least most of the time). Hearing her sing without music behind her actually reminds me of a time when Tila was pure ... ish. It was January or February of 2005 and I'd embarked on my first tour of New Orleans' Mardi Gras and my friends and I were completely -- completely -- wasted. We'd spent all ...

Christina Aguilera Goes Nude-ish in Germany’s GQ

And she's kind of reminding me more of the original pop tart, Madonna, rather than Lady Gaga. Aguilera sits down with GQ's German version and dishes on motherhood, sex appeal and music. The June issue, now available in select newsstands, features black and white bondage-type photos of the amazing songstress, who discusses life and a newfound confidence after the birth of her son, Max: "I was never sharper than now, never attractive, sex has always been a big part of me in my work and priv...

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