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Justin Bieber Has Seen Better Days

Justin Bieber Here's a photo of Justin Bieber at Six Flags last week, back before his younger, more talented look-alike Greyson Michael Chance got a record deal and pushed the Biebz one step closer to oblivion.  He looks happy here, at least. Another blow to Bieber came when Twitter just recently changed the way their trending topics are selected.  With those changes, poor Justin no longer qualifies; he was pushed off the list, but today his fans pulled together and got him back on as "Twieber."  And that...

Catherine Zeta-Jones Needs to Shut The Fuck Up

Catherine Zeta-Jones In a recent interview, Catherine Zeta-Jones said: "I am not aesthetically beautiful.  I have a broken nose, I had a tracheotomy when I was a kid, I have broken capillaries and I’m always asking my husband ‘do I look fat in this dress? Can you see that spot on my face’.” Is she serious with this?  If she is not "aesthetically beautiful," then who is?  I understand personal insecurities and all that, but I hate it when unbelievably gorgeous women like Catherine Zeta-Jones complain abo...

This Is The Funniest Jake Gyllenhaal Has Ever Been

Jake went to the Moscow premiere of Prince of Persia.  Then he went to a club.  The above video documents what occurred. I'm not a huge Jake Gyllenhaal fan.  I liked him in October Sky, and he was pretty cute in Brokeback Mountain, but that's about it.  However, I am always a fan of drunk guys dancing and hitting on girls in clubs, so I feel I am at a crossroads.  I remember that atrocity called The Day After Tomorrow, but then I watch him get a friendly arm pat and a dismissal from some girl at around 1:38, and...

Alec Baldwin > Betty White?

Last night, Alec Baldwin hosted the 35th season finale of Saturday Night Live.  I'm not sure when I started liking Alec Baldwin, but it happened and I don't know how I feel about it.  Tom Petty and The Heartbreakers were there too, so it was a double dose of goodness. By the way, I don't really believe Alec Baldwin is greater than Betty White.  She'll always be my favorite....

Bono Needs to Get Away From Broadway

Bono The Spider-Man musical has been in the works for a good long while. Originally, it might have been at least mediocre:  direction by Julie Taymor, music by Bono and The Edge from U2, and Alan Cumming and Evan Rachel Wood as the Green Goblin and Mary Jane.  But Cumming and Wood have dropped out in the past couple of months and apparently Julie Taymor doesn't have any sense, so now it's just going to be a disaster. An absurd amount of money is going into this travesty of a musical. The New Yor...

Lindsay Lohan Is Probably Hopefully Going to Jail

Lindsay Lohan If you get a DUI and a judge tells you that you have to complete a certain number of alcohol education classes by a certain date or go to jail, what would you do?  I would probably just take the classes on time and avoid trouble.  But not Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay has to complete 13 classes by Thursday, and so far she has completed nine.  She was also ordered to attend at least one class every week, which she hasn't been doing, and when she does go to classes, she has a bad attitude.  Ac...

Jensen Ackles, Your Fangirls Are Weeping

Jensen Ackles and Danneel Harris Jensen Ackles (Dean from Supernatural) and Danneel Harris (some chick from One Tree Hill) got married last night in Dallas.  The news was announced just a few hours before the wedding, probably to prevent a large number of crying teenagers from showing up and making a scene. Do you guys watch Supernatural?  If so, high five, and if not, get on that.  I love it so much, not only for the hot brothers, but also for the beautiful angel, the hilarious father figure, and the shenanigans that...

Spike Jonze Is One Of My Favorite People

Spike Jonze He was one of the screenwriters and the director of Where The Wild Things Are, director of Being John Malkovich and Adaptation, and a producer and sometimes cast member for all of the Jackass movies (including the third one that comes out in October and is also in 3-D). I unapologetically love all of those things, so there's a load of points for Spike Jonze already. Then I heard that he was producing a documentary called The Lazarus Effect about the issues in Africa with AIDS and the cost and avail...

Claudia Schiffer Finally Gave Birth!

Claudie Schiffer On Friday, Claudia Schiffer had a baby girl at a London hospital. She and the baby are doing well, as is the father, Kickass director Matthew Vaughn. The parents haven't released the baby's name yet, but that should happen sometime next week.  They have two other kids, Caspar and Clementine, so I think it's a safe bet that it will be a name that begins with a C and is not completely insane.  Good on you, Schiffer family....

This Is A Piece Of My Heart I Didn’t Even Know I Was Missing

Elton John, Lady Gaga, Sting, Debbie Harry, Shirley Bassey, and Bruce Springsteen sang "Don't Stop Believin'."  At the same time.  And it was amazing. These moments of magic happened on Thursday night at Carnegie Hall as a finale to Sting's annual benefit to raise money for the rainforests, which just adds to the awesome.  Somebody in the audience caught a shaky, not-so-excellent-quality video, but that person should get a medal or at least a certificate for documenting this monumental moment in history....

It Just Doesn’t Stop For The Jackson Family

Prince, Blanket, and Paris Jackson A hacker retrieved videos from the computer of Alejandra Jackson, Jermaine's ex-wife.  The videos are of Michael Jackson's kids, Paris and Blanket, and Jermaine's kids playing together, and they've been steadily posted on Youtube for the past few months.  The latest one was posted on Thursday. Alejandra made the following statement: "The people who have unlawfully released this material are trying to portray my kids as bad children. They are not. In these videos, they are simply playing and p...

Tom Cruise’s New Stylist!

Suri Cruise Tom Cruise made an appearance on Oprah yesterday where he revealed that his four-year-old daughter Suri dictated the fashion in his house, selecting dresses for Katie Holmes to wear at award ceremonies and telling Cruise what to wear.  She's been doing a pretty good job - when was the last time you looked at Tom Cruise and thought he was insane based on his clothing choices? Say what you will about the Cruise family being crazy, but Suri is fucking adorable.  Bunny ears and shit.  Preciou...
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