

While the sort of formerly-hot-in-a-funk-kind-of-way actress has been rumored to be dating A-Rod, she hasn't wasted any time laying down the law and telling everyone that she's willing to be married. This should go over well with the long-time ladies' man, Rodriguez. Diaz states that she's a romantic at heart and isn't afraid of commitment. Cam speaks these prophetic words to Parade magazine [stifles laughter] and sort of throws A-Rod under the bus the term "elopement" around:
"I am a roma...
"I remember crying in the bathtub,” she told [Shape magazine for the June issue]. “I took a washcloth, made it hot, put it over my chest and prayed, ‘Please don’t let them grow any bigger. They’re embarrassing me.’ I was the first girl in my class to wear a bra."
--Kim Kardashian on the tragedy of having big ol' boobs and her rationale that steaming hot water might help shrink them. She's not the creator of the word "volumptuous" for nothing, you know....
Both John Travolta and wife, Kelly Preston, took to their personal websites last night in an effort to put a stop to the rumors (and not tumors, which is what I originally typed) that the couple is expecting another child. Because they are, in fact, expecting another child and wanted you to hear it right from the horse's mouth.
From John's website:
It's impossible to keep a secret ... especially one as wonderful as this. We want to be the first to share this great news with everyone that...
who what he's doing in four-years time. [Celebitchy]
Sarah Jessica Parker goes topless in Sex and the City 2?! Nah, not actually. And you're welcome. [Amy Grindhouse]
Lindsay Lohan's supposedly hooking up with some really hot, older chick. [CityRag]
Miley Cyrus is on tonight's Dancing With the Stars. Will you be watching? [Pop on the Pop]
Betty White was totally fucking hot when she was younger. Like, I'd switch sides just for her. Hotness. [Zelda Lily]
Porn Queen Chi Chi LaRue interviewed by James St. James. And that's just entirely too much "ugh" for me to handle in one sitting, sorry. [OMGBlog]
Really, Paris? Still with the wonk-eye? [Celebrity Smack Blog]
Some pretty serious eye candy at Cannes, who's going to replace American Idol's Simon Cowell and the top list for potential Glee guest stars. [Betty Confidential] />Kate Beckinsale, flawless as always at the Cannes Film Festival. Remember when she was in Pearl Harbor? Yeah, I do, too. [Celebslam]
Mischa Barton in a wedding dress ... and I'm afraid. [popbytes]
Damn, Bill Murray (yeah, remember him?) is getting old, dude. ... I'd still probably pork him anyway. [Pajiba]
Justin Bieber gets inked at 16. Can't wait to see who what he's doing in four-years time. [Celebitchy]
Sarah Jessica Parker goes topless in Sex and the City 2?! Nah, not actually. And you're welcome. [Amy Grindhouse]
Lindsay Lohan's supposedly hooking up with some really hot, older chick. [CityRag]
Miley Cyrus ...