Tila Tequila has agreed to appear on the new season of Celebrity Rehab (which probably wouldn’t even be happening without her) and has taken it upon herself to explain her drug use and decision to go to rehab on her blog. The lengthy letter reads like a crack diary and Tila spends most of it talking about how she doesn’t want to be “another Lindsay Lohan”. Right, bitch. At least Lohan has a legitimate career behind her. Aren’t you that chick from MySpace?
From Tila’s blog:
Hey everyone!
I just wanted to let all of you know that I love my TIla Army Very much, and I was in denial for a long time but it takes a brave and strong woman to not only admit to herself that she has a problem, but also let the whole world know about it. It almost feels like I’m stripped down totally naked and standing in front of a million people. With that said, I KNOW I am an EXTREMELY smart girl, and to run all these empires when I am not even 30 yet, is quite an accomplishment, however I finally admitted to myself that I cannot rely on taking prescription pills everyday for the rest of my life! I didn’t spend my heart and soul into building this extremely successful website, invest every last ounce of money into it, and believe me, a site like this plus staff is EXTREMELY EXPENSIVE! I also have My new Record Label and getting all the contracts done to also start up my own management firm, but in order to do all of that, I MUST not be another “LINDSAY LOHAN” where I just flush everything I worked so hard for down the toilet for nothing….
NO WAY! So although this is not something I am very proud to admit, but at least I am strong enough to get help because I DO WANT A BRIGHTER FUTURE FOR MYSELF AND SUCCEED IN EVERYTHING I SET MY MIND ON!
So all you haters, who keeps saying mean shit, hiding behing your laptop and talking shit about me, not because you actually care, but you’re just being a cyber bully! So now that I’m actually getting help, and that takaes a lot of courage, and I know my TILA ARMY will support me through this journey and continue to support me….. but what will you haters do now? I’m finally getting help, shouldn’t you people support those who can finally admit that they have a problem? NOPE! So haters, just shut you’re mouths. SAY IT TO ME IN PERSON AND IT’S A DIFFERENT STORY!! But for now, all you loser haters can sit and hide behind your computer on your fat lazy asses not doing anything with you’re life besides stalking me and bashing my fans. Haters, if I CAN ADMIT THAT I NEED HELP, MAYBE IT’S TIME FOR YOU TOO, ADMITTING THAT YOU NEED HELP FOR CYBERBULLYING PEOPLE AND STALKING THEM 247!
With that said our OMG sources found out that if I do well on “CELEBRITY REHAB” and continue to stay sober, that VH1 May pick up my OWN SPIN OFF SHOW ABOUT MY LIFE SOBER NOW AND HOW I CAN HANDLE BEING A MOGUL, AND STILL TRY TO MEET THE LOVE OF MY LIFE! IT’s gong to be very raw and real.
So anyway, since the news already broke, I just wanted to tell you myself, and despite those rumors TMZ and many other website have on there that the only person they could find to be on the show was me and if that if they don’t find anymore people to sign on then the show will be cancelled! WRONG!
People always like to make up lies. First of all I pack my bags and leave in about 9 more days to film. There will be 8 to 10 people there already, so of course the reporters are all reporting lies! Geez, even my site is becoming more legit than TMZ and Piggy Perez! You shall see very soon what I mean by that. Turst me.
In the meanwhile TILA ARMY, stay strong for me out there and hold down the fort for me until I return!!! I know my TILA ARMY WILL NEVER STOP SUPPORTING ME BECAUSE I NEVER STOP SUPPORTING THEM!!! SO PLEASE TILA ARMY HOLD THE FORT DOWN FOR ME, SHOW THE HATERS THAT YOU ARE STRONGER THEM THEM!! AND PEASE TUNE IN TO THE SHOW ONCE IT AIRS. I’M A LITTLE NERVOUS BUT AT LEAST I AM GETTING HELP!!! Jeus, if anything, LINDSAY LOHAN NEEDS TO BE IN CELEBRITY REHAB!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God Bless,
Miss Tila
Uhhh… best of luck, girl?
Uhhh, and remind me why you keep giving space to this sad excuse for a human being? Just because she’s smart enough to dress herself for a good pap shot doesn’t mean you should get sucked in.
If the only reason you write about her in the future is because she followed Monjack that’d be just fine with me.
oh man I forgot you were in charge of what is blogged about on evilbeet, silly Molls, get your shit together and stop blogging about things that pisses off RG
Wasn’t she pregnant…with something?!
“to run all these empires” WTF?
“So all you haters, who keeps saying mean shit, hiding behing your laptop and talking shit about me, not because you actually care, but you’re just being a cyber bully!”
“Hiding” my ass, you “Singa-pore, excuse for a human – slut. If I had the time and money to waste I wouldn’t hesitate to track you down and say everything to your face. All I would need is a cadaver dog to sniff out the fetid, and foul stench of your decaying, fecal encrusted loins. Stay addicted bitch and overdose!
“Tile Tequila” ?
Put down the aerosol can molls.
God, tl;dr
truth
Isn’t life good when you get paid to do the things that we pay for and struggle to do alone, like lose weight, get sober, de-clutter the house and raise the kids?
I guess television is the answer to all of our problems. Tila is a genius and we are a bunch of wanna-be nothings; after all, who are we reading and writing about and who is getting paid to roll around with her legs in the air being photographed for posterity and who is sitting on the couch waiting for dinner to be ready?
Go Tila – I won’t watch you but go on with your crazy self.
THAT IS THE DEFINITION OF CRAZY TALK
oh my god. she is so fucking crazy.
IT’S GOING TO BE VERY RAW AND REAL, Y’ALL!!