OK, well, my worst nightmare is technically burning to death or rape or being kidnapped by some Buffalo Bill type and living in a well and applying lotion to my skin per his request, but this is sure up there.
The Bros were recently performed a concert at The Grove in Los Angeles. The Grove is one of those “urban oasis shopping centers”, kind of. It’s an outdoor mall, basically. They have a little train running through it (annoying, not charming) and a fountain and shit like that. There’s an American Girl Doll Store. The suburban girl in me does love going there on occasion, but for the most part I avoid it at all costs due simply to the fact that the parking garage there gives me anxiety. It’s mad claustrophobic and people in LA suck at hustling when they walk and being aware of their surroundings so I always feel like I’m on the verge of completely losing my shit whenever I’m there. I don’t think I’m alone in this, either.
So The Jonas Brothers were at this horrible place performing a show recently and while they were making their escape they got stuck in the garage elevator. For an hour. The Jonas Brothers were stuck in an elevator in the worst parking garage in LA for an hour and they didn’t die from anxiety/fear/exhaustion. Are The Jonas Brothers actually The Jesus Brothers? I think so.
This is funny, though: According to a source who spoke to the NY Post, the JoBros were able to escape after an hour only because they were all skinny enough to slide through the tiny opening that a security guard managed to pry in the doors. LOL.
How funny!!! That parking structure DOES suck hairy ones! I hate the way “It” tells you how many spaces are left…”It” can’t count very good cause the bitch be wrong…A LOT! The Jonas Bros might as well go perform at the Mall of America or something…Mall gigs are for Lahhhhhhuuuuzzzerrzz!
AHhaha!! big LOLZ @ the Grove description and the idiots who don’t know how to hustle or pay attention IT’S SO TRUUUUUUE that place is hell.
I believe their bodies are skinny enough but I’m surprised they got their big ass heads through.
Ida know if it’s because they are so thin but I think their heads looks enormous!
This blog is a fucking menstruation dumpster party.
It puts the lotion on the skin…
molls you are fucking pathetic.
SO ARE YOU. Get a life. She’s getting paid to be here.
And you are paying her, you stupid cunt.
“I get to wear the blue tie!”
“OK, but I get the black shoes!”
“Not fair, you guys, I wore the black skinny tie last time.”
Bahahahha loved the last paragraph, especially that “LOL”. It made the article :D Love you Molls!
The Jonas Brothers ARE my worst nightmare.