Though he’s engaged to one of the hottest females on the planet, Russell Brand has no bones about discussing his prior sexual conquests and how they attributed to his sexual addiction. Brand claims that he formerly had a group of, uh, “supporters” that frequently scoped out fuckable chicks and made it happen more or less:
“When I was at my most promiscuous, I was like a charging locomotive. My selection process was outsourced. I had a team of experts who took care of finding women for me. They had very specific instructions. It was as if I was talking to a wine steward – ‘I’m looking for something French, a bit fruity, smells of oak’.”
So, yeah. I guess he’s some sort of reformed sex god or whatever, but I still can’t believe that Katy Perry’s considering marrying him. I mean, who knows. She strikes me as a person who could get down with the freakiness that Brand’s legacy has left him, so hell. It could be a match made in raven-haired, eyeliner-lovin’ heaven. The world may never know.
All I will say is, if Katy Perry follows thru with marrying him, expect 0 sympathy when she realizes she couldn’t tame the dog bitch in heat. I’m a firm believer in when a person shows you who they are, you better believe them!!! If Russell Brand is this open in telling whomever about his jaded sexual past, I can only imagine what KP has been told by him in their more intimate settings alone with one another.
love the alliteration!
and ewwwww that skank would let his pecker inside her? Yyyyyyeeechh! Get out the battery acid and the alcohol swabs! Doh!
Perhaps he is hung like a horse?
I’ve seen this guy in previous blogs. but who is he
He is an Asshole from Britain. That’s all you need to know.
Mate! That comment makes you look rather uneducated and superficial..who are you to judge him?
Who the hell do you think you are to judge him? Get a life you monkey bollock duster!
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