Heidi Klum has an O over chocolate and other women who consider having chocolate sex. [Zelda Lily]
Samantha Ronson’s hooking up with some other chick, is sure to drive Lindsay Lohan over the edge. [Celebslam]
Glee gets “physical.” [popbytes]
I still can’t believe that 24 is going off the air. It’s officially TV-Armageddon. [Pajiba]
Taylor Swift donates $500k to Nashville flood victims. There isn’t anything this girl can’t do. [Celebitchy]
Avril Lavigne wants to get matching tattoos with Brody Jenner … the word “fuck” on their ribcages. Tell me that’s not something this asshat’s going to regret in fifteen years. [Litely Salted]
Jersey Shore celebrates Cinco de Mayo in the best way they know how. [Allie is Wired]
Mariah Carey has the most idiotic-sounding perfume name ever. [Amy Grindhouse]
Emma Watson’s having a hard time with school. Must be all that Hairy Peter Harry Potter. [Betty Confidential]
Holy Madonna arms revisited: SJP debuts her guns in a wedding dress. [OMGBlog]
Oh, man. Gary Busey had a kid. At age 65. [Celebrity Smack Blog]