According to eBay, there’s a 17-notebook lot available which claims to house the Queen of Pop’s personal thoughts, scrawlings, memoirs and juicy secrets. So, have $2.5 mil lying around? Damn, girl, for that low, low price it could be yours.
The seller states that she ended up with them because Melissa Crowe, Madonna’s former assistant, was unloading some stuff and didn’t want to be hampered with the journals any longer. Read: her storage compartments were raided and the contents auctioned off because she couldn’t pay for the space any longer:
“Today at a moving company, I bought some boxes that were owned by Melissa Crowe. She was Madonna Ciccone’s (singer known as ‘Madonna’) assistant from the years 1987-1996 … 17 binders/book on everything Madonna and Melissa did! I have not looked through each page, but there is a little of everything in them.”
Alright, man … Not saying that I believe that these, uh, Snoopy notebooks ever belonged to Madonna, but if you believe it yourself, you didn’t look through “each page?” What the hell’s your deal? Even assuming that Madge had no hand in writing these fairytale journals, I’d still probably read them cover to cover … just for the sheer imagery and entertainment value.
Like hell. Oh, yeah, that and there are absolutely no bids yet.
Madonna’s rep, Liz Rosenberg, confirms that these diaries are absolutely not — nor have ever been — the property of the Queen herself. Rumor squashed.
So. Do you think these notebooks are the real deal? Madonna’s always been a notorious journal-keeper and the seller on eBay claims that he received a letter from an “expert,” claiming that the handwriting on the notebooks is the same as Madonna’s frilly doodling. I mean, I guess that’s got to seal the deal right there, huh?
The listing has been removed…..
*In my Chappelle voice* “I’m rich bitch!”
Anyone want to buy a Madonna pap smear? It comes with a pubic hair and everything.
Yes, they were the real-deal. Madonna’s handwriting is quite distinctive.