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CBS is Pitching a Crappy Version of The View with Darlene from Roseanne

...and BTW, Darlene from Roseanne (Sara Gilbert), is by far the most interesting person they have tapped. The other co-hosts for the attempted recreation of the ABC daytime staple are Real Housewife of NY, Bethenny Frankel, Julie Chen and Lisa Rinna. A source told the NY Post, "It's a daytime panel show to take on 'The View,' targeted at women with children and hosted by celebrities, journalists and regular moms. A pilot will be shot in early May." So it's the exact same show, on a lamer network ...

Prediction: Howard Stern Will Be Eating His Words Next Monday Morning

Gabourey Sidibe, the actress who played Precious in the Oscar-winning film Precious: Based on the Novel 'Push' by Sapphire is set to host Saturday Night Live this weekend and after seeing these just-released promos starring Andy Samberg, I'm thinking she's gonna tear that shit up. Seasoned pros often film these SNL spots and can barely get a giggle out of me, but all four of Gabby's promos show that she's got great timing and a good amount of confidence, too. What more could you ask for in an SN...

Snooki Dumped Her Man Over Voicemail – OMG! DRAMA!

We don't know Nicole "Snooki Nudes" Polizzi as the classiest lady and the details of her most recent break-up aren't exactly helping her change that rep. The Snookster broke up with her boyfriend Emilio Masella on his voicemail, according to the dumpee. I thought it was bad when my ex dumped me on a flip phone, but this is really bad. I mean, at least I got the best of his anytime minutes. For whatever reason Emilio hasn't sold this message, but he did give a statement to People about the ...

Lindsay Claims That Samantha Spit a Loog in Her Face Last Night

Ah, nothing but the classiest of news from the always-eloquent Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay tweeted earlier this morning that her ex, Samantha Ronson, was less than pleased to see her at a Coachella after-party last night -- so less than pleased that she hocked one back and stuck it to Lindsay's face. Linds also claims that Ronson left the party with (the only real way he's known) Miley Cyrus' ex-boyfriend, Justin Gaston. Sam took it upon herself to address the rumors regarding her projectile bodily secretions, too, saying, "Guess what didn'...

Tough Times for Cameron Douglas

Cameron Douglas, the least-famous Douglas of all the Douglases, was sentenced to five years in prison and a fine of $300k for reparations of the intent to distribute meth, cocaine and heroin. Cameron's father is none other than Michael Douglas, who is trying to take the blame by fame and a family history of drug abuse for his son's downfall.  Uh, that's pretty super, Dad, but the kid's not going to learn a damn thing if everyone makes excuses for him. Michael penned a five-page letter to the judge overseeing Cameron's case and stated myriad reasons as to why Cameron tu...

Where Has All of The “Love” Gone?

Courtney Love is no longer Courtney Love. She's decided to take on an image overhaul that's expected to take the rest of her remaining years on Earth by dropping her stage name, "Love," and it's not because she feels like she might actually get some work because of it, either. Courtney states that her last name has "oppressed" her practically since taking it on back in the eighties as a part of her stage persona. The disgruntled star speaks out and states that she wants to go back to her roots of "Courtney Michelle Harrison," which is her real(ish) name. Whatever-she-wants-to-be-called-these-days speaks to Britain's NME...

Bump Watch: If Isla Fisher’s Not Pregnant, I Will Eat My Hat.

Too Bad He Couldn’t Cut the “Douche” Out of His Hair, Too.

File this one under "toolbox." Adrian Grenier was spotted out with his, uh,  "entourage" earlier this past week taking his unnecessary ego to the streets. According to the NY Daily News, Grenier and company entered nightclub Amnesia and immediately started hitting on some honeys in the most pathetic way of all: "They put their arms around each of the women and suavely said: 'Hey baby, this is what it's like to be famous' " a partygoer tells us. "Then they laughed in the girls' faces and walked off." Have no fear: the ladies in question laughed it off and chalked it up t...

Happy 4/20, You Guys!

April 20th is a pretty sad day for a lot of people. It's Hitler's birthday and the anniversary of the Columbine massacre, you know? But for everyone else who doesn't think of one of those two things when they think of April 20th, this is their Christmas. It's the ultimate stoner holiday. The point is simply to celebrate marijuana, just like most smokers do every day anyway. The origins of 420 are questionable (UrbanDictionary has quite a few interesting entries), but the party is the same everywhere you go: Get blazed, eat a snack, and me...

Kelly Clarkson is Getting Paid by a Cigarette Company

[caption id="attachment_58331" align="alignnone" width="333" caption="Image via AP"][caption id="attachment_58331" align="alignnone" width="333" caption="Image via AP"][/caption] Kelly Clarkson is catching some flack for partnering with the sponsor of her Jakarta, Indonesia show. The original American Idol is getting her paper from an Indonesian cigarette company called L.A. Lights, and while the style of advertising above is illegal here in the States, it's considered fair game there. In fact, banning advertising like this has been one way that Americans have been able to c...

In Other News …

George Lopez isn't a Conan O'Brien fan after all. [Celebslam] Kate Winslet does Mildred Pierce. [popbytes] Treasure Island reboot? Oh hells yeah. [Pajiba] Alexander Skarsgard gets hotter, like, every hour. [Celebitchy] Zoe Saldana still claims that she's not a lesbian. But she does want to stand up while peeing. [Amy Grindhouse] Wow. Christina Ricci's wasted. And totally hot. [CityRag] Kim Kardashian loves pussy. Sorry, it had to be said. [Pop on the Pop] Would you take beauty tips from The Weather Channel? [Zelda Lily] />George Lopez isn't a Conan O'Brien fan after all. [Celebslam] Kate Winslet does Mildred Pierce. [popbytes] Treasure Island reboot? Oh hells yeah. [Pajiba] Alexander Skarsgard gets hotter, like, every hour. [Celebitchy] Zoe Saldana still claims that she's not a lesbian. But she does want to stand up while peeing. [Amy Grindhouse] Wow. Christina Ricci's wasted. And totally hot. [CityRag] Kim Kardashian loves pussy. Sorry, it had to be said. [Pop on the Pop] Would you take ...

Scarlett Johansson Talks to InStyle Magazine About “Juiciness”

In a recent interview with InStyle magazine, Scarlett Johansson discusses her love for cooking and eating, for not going out and for being the antithesis of "social butterfly." In a self-deprecating tone, Johansson states that she's "never" been a part of a "juicy scandal," at least as far as she's aware: “You’re not going to find me at 4 a.m. hitting up the club, bottle full of bub … Maybe on a rare occasion. But I’ve just never been much of a clubby, nightlife kind of person. I’m not a social butterfly. I’ve never been part of a scandal that was really juicy.” Maybe she thinks we all forgot about alleged love in...
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