Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Kate Gosselin, Who’s Stuck in the Eighties As It Is, Might Also Want a Piece of David Hasselhoff

According to a real-live source that spoke to PopEater, Kate Gosselin's vagina is setting its sights on David Hasselhoff or Jeff Goldblum. Or David Hasselhoff. And wouldn't that be great? A "friend" of Kate stated that during a recent conversation with the frazzled mom-cum-"superstar," Kate admitted to wanting some male companionship in her life: "Kate is serious about going Hollywood and thinks dating a celebrity is a great idea. When Kate sees how Tom Cruise changed Katie Holmes life, it became clear that she needed to do the same. Obviously, she knows she's not yet ready...

Even Rihanna’s Hot Body Doesn’t Exempt Her From Sporting Some Pretty Major Camel Toe.

Rihanna was photographed during one of her concert stops looking fabulous -- with full-frontal camel toe making a cameo appearance.As far as I'm concerned, Rihanna's got one of the hottest female bodies out there, but there's nothing -- I repeat, nothing -- attractive about sporting camel toe.You're not chub in the least, doll, but maybe you can fit a better-fitting bodysuit next time. Unless, you know, you're like a lot of people out there who totally dig The Cam. [gallery]...

Someone’s Got Thick Enough Skin to Marry Naomi Campbell? Say It Ain’t So!

Uber-diva temper-tantrum-phone-thrower Naomi Campbell has some very special news to share: The model's engaged! For real this time! Her current boyfriend (and Russian billionaire), Vladimir/Vladislav Doronin, pretty much confirmed what we've suspected for a couple years, now: the two actually are engaged. Although Campbell was photographed back in 2008 with an emerald engagement-like ring on her all-important finger, nothing had been set in stone. Doronin spoke to Life.ru recently about his relationship with the violent model and stated: "I can't say it took us long to decide who will be bridesmaid. We are good friends with (Russian entrepreneur) Dasha Zhukova, ...

Michelle “Bombshell” McGee Wants to Have Girl-Talk Over Tea and Crumpets With Sandra Bullock

I'd love to see how this one would go down. McGee sat down for an interview with Life & Style magazine recently and opened up (kind of) about the Jesse James affairs. Bombshell stated that she'd like to meet with James' estranged wife, Bullock, to "set the record straight": "I would like to sit down with Sandra and speak one-on-one. I'd let her ask me questions, and I would be honest and open with her about the affair. If that would help her heal, I would do it." And Bombshell isn't the only one inadvertently poki...

Carrie Underwood Doesn’t Eat Out

Well, maybe once in awhile she'll cop to it, but on the regular, she kind of has a rule against it. She claims that there's always so much to choose from after her shows and people are generally ravenous for whatever they can get their hands on, but not Carrie, no way. She's more selective than that, which makes her one of the classiest ladies in Hollywood to date. Yeah, all that and healthy, too. Underwood claims that she maintains her figure by avoiding the post-show pig outs on pizza, fast food and other high-fat, high-carb meals that most of...

Another Day, Another Lohan Twitter Meltdown

Lindsay Lohan's Twitter page isn't exactly a trusted news source, but the outburst that we saw this morning seemed too familiar to write off as fake.  Lindsay claimed that her father (aka "ex-dad"), Michael Lohan, broke into her home this morning. In her Tweets, Lindsay claims that she was putting her father on blast because she had no other way to protect her younger sister, Ali. What about the police? A restraining order? I mean, what the hell is an audience of a million random people and Perez Hilton going to do for you, Lind...

In Other News …

Looks like Paris got dumped by Doug the Douche ... not the other way around. [Celebslam] Bea Arthur hates McDonald's posthumously. [popbytes] So, have you caved and started watching Glee yet? [Pajiba] Jillian Michaels wants to adopt and not because it's the noble thing to do. [Celebitchy] You should totally check out Someday Melissa when it's finished. [Zelda Lily] The Black Eyed Peas were the bomb bombed last night on AI. [Litely Salted] Jennifer Love Hewitt seduces Robert Pattinson with compliments. Look the fuck out, Kristen: JLH is on the prowl. [Allie is Wired] Jennifer Lopez talks about her belly flab post-baby. [Amy Grindhouse] Tori Spelling gets a daytime talk show. Wow. [Betty Confidential] />Looks like Paris got dumped by Doug the Douche ... not the other way around. [Celebslam] Bea Arthur hates McDonald's posthumously. [popbytes] So, have you caved and started watching Glee yet? [Pajiba] Jillian Michaels wants to adopt and not because it's the noble thing to do. [Celebitchy] You should totally check out Someday Melissa when it's finished. [Zelda Lily] The Black Eyed Peas were the bomb bombed last night on AI. [Litely Salted] Jennifer Love Hewitt seduces Robert Pattinson with compliments. Look the f...

Is Kate Hudson Pregnant? Moreover, Do We Care?

I've kind of lost track of Hudson since she played Penny Lane in Almost Famous. It's been that long since she's really piqued any kind of interest on my celebrity radar. But since her "boobs" are such a high point of contention this week, I thought I'd bring it to the "who gives a fuck" table to see who, indeed, actually gives said fuck. Hudson was photographed earlier this week and because her chest was a bit fuller than normal, the tabloids naturally began to wonder if she got a boob job....

Quotables

"It just comes with the territory. That, in particular, is not even worth wasting the breath to comment on. I've been around for over a decade and I think my work speaks for myself." Christina Aguilera addresses the constant whispers that she's trying to emulate Lady Gaga in music and appearance. Akon recently states that there's nothing new about the singer's attempt to copy Gaga's music and names her upcoming album, Bionic a "junior" attempt at trying to be like the Lady herself. When Akon brought his copycat accusatio...

Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones on Board For Men In Black III

And now your life is complete. Thank Barry Sonnenfeld or your lucky stars or something. Although Smith confirmed, like, years ago that he'd be willing to do a third installment of the Men in Black series, sources state that they had a hell of a time getting Tommy Lee Jones to commit a return to his recurring role, but no one's really sure why.  Jones' latest movies include In the Electric Mist (uh, didn't see it), The Company Men (again, didn't see it) and No Country For Old Men (which was great, but it was done in 2007).  You wouldn't think he'd be so reticent  to recap his role as Agent Kay in a franchise that made almost a billion do...

The One in Which J-Woww Doesn’t Look Like a Complete Ho

Lady luck found us some lovely photos of Jersey Shore's Jenni Farley yesterday, otherwise known in the seedy bar scene as "JWoww." Woww rocked an orange-y sun dress kind of thing while in Miami earlier this week.  Her wardrobe choice kind of honestly surprised me. Woww normally follows a strict regimen in the way she chooses clothing ensembles: Does it have a low-cut dip-to-my-bellybutton slit? Check. If I bend over far enough, will you be able to see what I ate for yesterday's breakfast? Check! Does this shade ...

Jon Gosselin is Crying Kate a River

In light of her devastating removal from Dancing With the Stars, you'd think that softie Jon Gosselin would be layering the sympathy on his ex-wife, Kate, in an effort to butter her up for ... Wait, what the fuck am I saying? The only thing "soft" about Jon Gosselin is that half-deflated tire he's starting to carry around his middle.  Strike that, reverse it. Jon's going after Kate full-boar, now that she's been kicked off of DWTS and claims that he's going to really stick it to her during their upcoming court battle over child...