Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Taylor Momsen Wants to Be Kurt Cobain, Is Bringing Angsty Back

I can't believe this chick is only sixteen years old. Where the fuck is this age of innocence we speak of so fondly? Age three? Taylor "too-fucking-cool-for-Gossip Girl" Momsen recently sat down for an interview with EW and discussed lots of important things like Leighton Meester's new "pop record" and Momsen's very own vehement denials that she's trying to be like Courtney Love. Momsen also plugs her band, The Pretty Reckless, and talks up her dark side in a not-at-all attention-seeking...

I Guess Tom Hanks Plays a Middle-Aged Convenience Store Manager With Bad Hair Plugs in His Next Movie

The always-epic Hanks was photographed during filming for his newest flick ... uh, yeah, I don't even know what the hell he's doing to be honest with you. I know he's doing some pre-production Toy Story 3 shooting and he's still actively working on stuff with The Pacific, but he's got to be doing something else on the side, just judging by his apparel. I couldn't imagine him intentionally rocking a U-Mart polo, let alone a red one that'd clash so nicely with his newly-chestnut-colored locks. Please, someone tell me that he somehow knows my semi-ret...

Cher Announces The Prequel to Her “Farewell Tour,” Which Will Eventually Become a Sequel or a Trilogy Since She’ll Probably Do Two or Three More.

I thought she was done touring, like, two years ago? Didn't she have that one "Farewell Tour" that lasted for what seemed like six and-a-half years? Yeah, I thought so. Well, it looks the sparkly, spangly, glitter-adorned song Gods are smiling down upon all of you Cher fans today: she's embarking on another tour, slated to commence sometime after the expiration of her contract at the Colosseum at Caesar's Palace in Las Vegas. The Las Vegas Sun spoke with the legendary performer this past weekend and confirmed that, yes, another tour is on the horizon. ...

I Guess Apologizing to Sandra Bullock For Screwing Her Husband is the New Black.

Sources at TMZ have exclusively received a pretty juicy piece of information regarding the doings during the Jesse James affairs and they've got a letter from a douchey mistress to prove it. Jesse James' second mistress, Melissa Smith, allegedly wrote a letter to Sandra apologizing for her part in the James affairs and Smith, not so unlike Bombshell McGee, offered to speak with Bullock to put her mind at ease. Smith recently reached out to the star and stated that she was "deeply sorry" for everything that she'd been through these past weeks.  She also claimed that the affairs went against the very core of her "beliefs" and furthe...

I Think Lindsay Lohan’s Career is Officially Over

With her acting career on, uh, "hiatus," Lindsay's been grasping at straws trying to stay employed -- through cheap, D-list club appearances, botched fashion lines and that atrocious Sevin Nyne spray-on tanner that's only still afloat because the Jersey Shore kids have uber-stock (and by "stock," I mean "they're so heavily invested in the shit that if it goes belly-up, they're fucked") in it. Lohan's latest film project, The Other Side was supposed to be her saving grace: it would have been her first real film project in almost three years. The film was supposed to center around a grad...

Kristin Chenoweth Is in Love with Sean Hayes

OK, maybe not. They're actually costars in a Broadway show called Promises, Promises that opened this week. This set of photos intrigues me in large part because of my unhealthy obsession with Kristin Chenoweth (the video evidence is here, if you dare watch), but also because it features Joan Rivers and Katie Finneran bowing to one another, and Candy Spelling wearing what I can best categorize as "devil garb." [gallery]...

Snooki and JWoww Take Miami

I just love basically any candids of Snooki doing anything anywhere. The newly single Snooks is in Miami, stirring up drama for season two of Jersey Shore (OMG IS EVERYBODY SO EXCITED??). She and JWoww were enjoying some cocktails when apparently the folks at a nearby table had some unkind words to share, and Snooki got in an argument with them. THAT SNOOKI. I can't wait until she gets her own show. Speaking of which, I watched Kendra Wilkinson's show for basically the first time today, and it's pretty amazing. I can't believe I never watched it until now. A...

Paris Steps Out with Her Ex

Oh BURN. With rumors abounding that Douche Reinhardt dumped The Par-Par, and not the other way around, Paris has quickly stumbled on the very best way to make a recent ex-boyfriend jealous: Go on a date with a former flame, and make sure he finds out about it. The paparazzi "caught" Paris and Jason Shaw leaving Woo Lae Oak (is LA just naming restaurants by throwing darts at a Ouija board now?) on Saturday night. The couple were together for three years (2001-2003) before calling it off....

Jesus Christ, Kerri Strug is 32 Years Old (Also, She Got Married This Weekend)

Why does watching this footage from the 1996 Olympics suddenly make me feel like Mary Lou Retton's up next on uneven bars? Like, seriously, was this so long ago that Kerri Strug is actually 32 years old now? Does that make Alicia Sacramone 45? I AM SO CONFUSED. And sooooo hopelessly old. Kerri and her ankle got married on Sunday to Robert William Fischer III. The nuptials took place in Tucson, Arizona, which I described to a friend today as "the place that hope goes to die." Here's...

It’s Not Looking Good For Bret Michaels

Bret Michaels was rushed to the hospital last Thursday after experiencing major blood loss near his brain stem. The Rock of Love star is still in intensive care, and while his Facebook page has been updated with a hopeful message, it still sounds pretty severe to me: "We are hopeful that further tests will locate the source of the bleeding, which has still not been located. As we all know Bret is a fighter and we are hopeful that once all is complete the slurred speech, blurred vision and di...

Reese and Her New Man Seem Pretty Cozy

Reese Witherspoon and her new boyfriend Jim Toth were snapped getting breakfast together in LA this morning. The two were affectionate and seemed comfortable around each other. How else could you explain why Reese was shoveling food into her mouth and doing some serious Jim Carrey shit with her face? Considering Reese is still kind of fresh off of her break-up with Jake Gyllenhaal, I have to wonder if this Jim bro is a total rebound, or perhaps the next big thing in her life. [gallery]...

Colombian Model Lina Marulanda Found Dead

Lina Marulanda, a Colombian model who has been working since the age of 12 , was found dead in Northern Bogota at the age of 29. Sadly, the cause of death is a suspected suicide. Lina appeared to have thrown herself from the window of her apartment. Friends close to Lina say that the demise of her second marriage was weighing on her. Her guilt over the failed relationship is said to be what drove her to end her life. Lina was a graduate of University Jorge Tadeo Spirited of Bogota and worked frequen...