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Looks Like The Office is About to Crap Out, Too

I swear, the best shows on TV never last as long as they should. Ever. Steve Carell of The Office kinda confirms that this upcoming season will be his last on the show. His contract expires at the end of the season and Carell stated that it's "probably going to be" his "last year." Carell's plans to leave the show will probably devastate the show's following. Dwight is a pretty cool character that's been a super big part of the show, but who the hell is Dwight without Michael Scott? ...

Can’t Stop the Kate Gosselin-Machine. Won’t Stop the Kate Gosselin-Machine.

Jaysus, it seems like it was just yesterday that Jon and Kate were wedded in marital bliss, collectively caring for their litter of kids. Or, no, at the very least, it seems like yesterday that Kate was kicked off of Dancing With the Stars (probably because it really hasn't been that long at all) and now she's moving in mega gear and getting amped -- and photographed -- for her latest television reality exploitation of her children excursion: TLC's Twist of Kate. Kate was photographed late yesterday afternoon while the filming of her latest and greatest show commenced. Gosselin was picture...

Guess Who Wasn’t All Doped Up on Drugs Like a Certain UFC Fighter Claimed?

After allegations emerged that Tito Ortiz roughed Jenna Jameson up over some kind of "hurt feelings" thing, Ortiz denied the occurrence ever happened and claimed Jameson hurt herself while in a drug-induced panic. However, reps for Jameson have come forward to claim that the former porn star was drug tested a day after the incident occurred between Jameson and Tito and all results (including those for oxycodone, cocaine, marijuana and meth) came up ... you guessed it, negative. Wonder what t...

Lindsay Speaks to JoJo Wright About Nothing At All. Not Really, Anyway.

In light of recent events Lindsay's father putting his daughter on blast -- again -- Lindsay Lohan felt the need to clear the air by phoning into a LA radio station. You can listen to the audio bit here ... as you just picture her stubby, dirty little fingers working a cigarette and imagine as her over-injected upper lip curls over her too-red gums while she discusses things of, uh, "distaste." On the tabloid and paparazzi attention: "I don't really pay attention to it, it's nonsense." "I don't know why I'm such a target but I think there's a big misconception of who I am as a person. It's a very...

Disney and Pixar Are Totally Cool, Totally With It

The folks behind some of the most groundbreaking animation of all time, Disney and Pixar, are utilizing another up-and-coming technology: "viral video". These faux-commericals for Lots-O'-Huggin' bear have turned up online and it turns out that they're actually something put together by the people at Disney and Pixar to promote a new character in Toy Story 3. The bear itself is actually pretty cute and the bunk VHS-to-digital quality of these clips adds a level of authenticity that makes me wonder what other stunts these cats are gonn...

Love It or Leave It: The New Beehive

Let's talk hair, shall we? Ever since Amy Winehouse came on the scene a few years ago, I have been loving the idea of a beehive hairstyle. Amy's look is a little bit too "unbeweavable" for my taste, but the beehives I've seen recently (like the one on J.Lo in these photos) are much more my speed. Last night I was out at a show in LA and I stopped a girl to ask her about her beehive 'do. Her trick for getting all that volume? Homegirl had a sponge bobby pinned to her head that she wrapped her hai...

Although I Love Jessica Simpson, She Really Grossed Me the Fuck Out Today.

Simpson recently sat with Ellen DeGeneres for an interview and let slip some pretty disturbing news: she only brushes her teeth every other day. Okay, coming from someone who has a severe dental hygiene compulsion (ahem, me), this is really, really disturbing news. Simpson claims that she doesn't like to brush her teeth every day because she hates that slippery, clean feeling and doesn't like the way her lips, ah, "slide all over her teeth":
"My teeth are so white and I don't like them to feel too slippery. But I do use Listerine and I do floss everyday ... But I don't brush them everyday. I'll use a shirt or something."
Oh, ew, ew, ew!  Come on, my skin is crawling!  Jess, hon, the whole point of brushing your teeth, other than to get the food and crap off your teeth is to make sure you don't build tartar up under the gum line which is gross beyond gross. Oh, Jess.  You claim that you like your teeth "coated" with "plaque" ... Keep this in mind: once they finally rot out of your head, you'll miss that gross, old slippery cleanliness. I guess we finally did find out what the hell was up with Lady Simpson's mouth. /> Simpson recently sat with Ellen DeGeneres for an interview and let slip some pretty disturbing news: she only brushes her teeth every other day. Okay, coming from someone who has a severe dental hygiene compulsion (ahem, me), this is really, really disturbing news. Simpson claims that she doesn't like to brush her teeth every day because she hates that slippery, clean feeling and doesn't like the way her lips, ah, "slide all over her teeth": "My teeth are so white and I don't like them t...

Did, Uh, Anyone Else Happen to Hear That Bobby Brown Was Dead?

Nope, I didn't either, but I guess it's just another one of those fleeting web rumors that get started out of sheer boredom and hatred for certain celebrities. According to various sources, Brown was said to have joined the ranks of other deceased celebrities throughout this week, but Brown's rep quickly squashed the rumors. It was said on Twitter and Facebook that the former New Edition star suffered a "serious seizure" and had been rushed to the hospital only to die minutes after arriving. Good thing. Who else ...

Jessica Alba Does Stuff For the Good of Humanity

Girlfriend Kate Hudson almost had an up-skirt moment when the wind bitch-slapped her gauzy dress at the Tribeca Film Festival last night for the premiere of The Killer Inside Me. However, co-star Jessica Alba raced to the rescue and flattened the fabric against Hudson's legs so that the paps couldn't snap her snatch. And I thank her for that, really, I do. For all of the banging Hudson's said to have taken over the past few years, we might have found out whether or not she's really carrying that baby everyone...

Coroner’s Office: Alexander McQueen Really Went Out in Style

I know, I know. Bad pun. Toxicology reports have come back regarding fashion designer Alexander McQueen's premature death and it looks like the dude was totally serious about ending his life. Law enforcement officials claim that McQueen took down a cocktail of cocaine, sleeping pills and tranquilizers -- all of which were said to be a "lethal combination." That's not even counting the whole hanging thing, either. The Coroner's office received information from close friends of McQueen's stating that it was hardly surprising the famed designer went the way that he did -- he was said to be extremely depressed...

Sandra Bullock Files For Divorce, Adopts Baby Boy

Well, I totally saw her divorce coming, but the newborn baby adoption has definitely got me kind of thrown, for real. According to an exclusive interview with People, Sandra claims that she adopted her new baby boy, Louis, a New Orleans native, about three months ago. The process was started over four years ago and Bullock was finally able to bring him home this past January. Sandra states that the child was named after the other Louis that happened to be a New Orleans native -- Louis Armstrong. This is the first interview Bullock has sat for since news broke about her husband's wa...

Back to Reality!

Check out the latest episode of Back to Reality, starring Chelsia Hart, one of the few cast members of Big Brother season 9 who remains un-incarcerated. /> Check out the latest episode of Back to Reality, starring Chelsia Hart, one of the few cast members of Big Brother season 9 who remains un-incarcerated. ...
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