Maybe, anyway. One would, at least, assume that someone's moving out, right?
TMZ scored a photo of a moving truck sitting outside of Sandra Bullock and Jesse James' shared SoCal home yesterday evening. The ever-present news source reports that the truck arrived and sat for about an hour while movers took out a few items such as a sofa, a love seat and some boxes.
One would assume that Bullock's moving on out.
Either that, or she's hauling away the shit that Jesse and his hos contaminated b...
Sandra Bullock has been in the tabloids the past month more than I recall her being in them in the history of her career, and so that means she's officially the paparazzi's meal ticket. Sandy and a friend were trying to leave a Beverly Hills home last night and were completely mobbed by photographers. She was covered entirely in what looked like tapestries that she got at a Phish show, but you know that TMZ set is relentless. Normally I can't complain about invasive "reporting" or whatever you want ...
I know we've had a lot of changes around here since the new year. We said goodbye to our beloved Wendie and Kelly, and welcomed Molls and Sarah on as our new weekday writers. We're currently in the process of hiring a new weekend writer. I've taken on a lot of exciting new projects, like producing exclusive content for SuperPass, including Back to Reality, a new weekly entertainment show starring Chelsia Hart, Laremy Legel and myself (check out the trailer here!!!). I'm also delighted and proud to be a founding member of a local tech startup called Digri, which we're hoping you'll hear a lot more about in the future. We've already been featured in TechFlash, Seattle 2.0, Thrillist and at Twestival. In addition to the growth we've seen on Evil Beet over the past year, our one-year-old fem-blog baby, Zelda Lily, has exploded under the leadership of Sarah Spangenberg and Ashley Lindstrom, and continues to grow faster than I'd ever expected. I couldn't be more pleased.
With everything I've got going on right now, I realized I'm not going to have time it takes to write the quality introspective pieces you've come to expect from my personal blog, Sasha is a Monster. This pains me, because SIAM has become something of a window into my soul. It's where readers know they can come to get to know the real me, stripped of the Evil Beet voice and faux persona. SIAM is the truest representation of Sasha Pasulka as a human being. I hate to think that I'm not giving it the time and effort it deserves.
So, today, I'm delighted to announce that Molly McAleer will be taking over the authorship of my personal blog. Molly will start on Monday, giving you insight into my day-to-day life, friends, activities, struggles and triumphs. I've worked with Molly for over a year now, and so I know that, although we've never actually met face-to-face, she's the ideal person to tell you all about exactly what I'm doing and feeling each and every day. She's going to try to sound exactly like I would at all times, because I've asked her specifically to disguise any unique talent and voice she possesses in the interest of being a carbon copy of myself, because I know that's what the readers have come to expect. On the days Molly can't write on SIAM, Sarah will be filling in, usually in the early mornings. She's also been asked to sound exactly like me, thinking to herself after each and every sentence, "Is this exactly what Sasha would write? Is any of my own personality accidentally peeking through?" I think it's disruptive, ineffective and unfair to encourage writers to develop their own voices and styles, and I'm grateful that Molly and Sarah have agreed that it's important to be perfect clones of me.
Without further ado, please head on over to Sasha is a Monster to welcome Molly and Sarah to their new positions. />I know we've had a lot of changes around here since the new year. We said goodbye to our beloved Wendie and Kelly, and welcomed Molls and Sarah on as our new weekday writers. We're currently in the process of hiring a new weekend writer. I've taken on a lot of exciting new projects, like producing exclusive content for SuperPass, including Back to Reality, a new weekly entertainment show starring Chelsia Hart, Laremy Legel and myself (check out the trailer here!!!). I'm also delighted and proud to b...
“Look, I eat really well and I work out, but I also indulge when I want to. You’re not taking away my coffee or my dairy or my glass of wine because I’d be devastated. My advice: just stop eating shit every day.”
- Jennifer Aniston on how she does and doesn't diet in Harper’s Bazaar UK...
A name finally attached to a beautiful face. Where do they get these VS models? [Celebslam]
Britney's looking ... well, better. [popbytes]
For real ... Does Miley's new movie suck? I kind of refuse to see it on principle. [Pajiba]
Michael Douglas' libido is starting to wane with his age -- AKA more crap I've learned way too much about today. [Celebitchy]
Jennifer Hudson has a healthier self-image than most of us probably do. [Zelda Lily]
What the fuck is Michael Lohan wearing!? Gah, my retinas!!
[Litely Salted]
What Jesse James has done with Sandra Bullock's face. [Allie is Wired]
Jennifer Aniston would totally do Botox ... Wait, she hasn't already? [Amy Grindhouse]
Come on ... Are there really more Tiger mistresses out there? And do we even still care? [Betty Confidential] />A name finally attached to a beautiful face. Where do they get these VS models? [Celebslam]
Britney's looking ... well, better. [popbytes]
For real ... Does Miley's new movie suck? I kind of refuse to see it on principle. [Pajiba]
Michael Douglas' libido is starting to wane with his age -- AKA more crap I've learned way too much about today. [Celebitchy]
Jennifer Hudson has a healthier self-image than most of us probably do. [Zelda Lily]
What the fuck is Michael Lohan wearing!? Gah...
Kate "I-haven't-heard-much-about-you-since-dating-Orlando-Bloom" Bosworth has recently been linked to another piece of Hollywood hotness that's not Orlando Bloom.
Sources say that Bosworth's newest beau is none other than Alexander Skarsgard. The two hung out "as friends" this past winter, but spies from E! claimed that Skarsgard and Bosworth looked awfully cozy on a recent date where Skarsgard kissed Kate's hands and made googly-eyes at her. The E! insider states that "they were laughing a...
It took her an hour to break the question down because she wasn't sure whether reporters were asking what her favorite body part was or what her favorite someone-else's body part was. She broke down halfway through her epiphany and started mumbling incoherently about tuna and chicken or something and their relevancy to banking in ancient Greece.
No, I'm kidding ... I've only got mad love for Jessica Simpson and I think she's just boss.
Favorite body part. I'll give you three hints: ...
Remember when Olivia Newton-John's boyfriend up and disappeared, like, five years ago? Yeah, he supposedly had taken his boat out on the open seas and was never seen again. After a huge investigation and tons of money involved, he was ruled dead.
Well, the investigation must have seemed fishy to some, because the case was never closed. New information has been brought to public knowledge stating yes, the man, Patrick McDermott, is alive and well and living off the coast of Mexico.
McDermot...
The visual behind that statement is almost too much nasty in one sentence to even comprehend.
News is emerging regarding James and his harem of hos and it has to do with a baby. And a mistress. And lots of dirty, grimy unprotected sex, obviously.
A source comes forward and confirms to RadarOnline that James did, indeed, father a child through one of his ladies-in-waiting. The same sources allege that he knew about it, too. While the woman claims that she "didn't have the baby," she m...
No, despite the fact that this particular topic is currently the number one trend on both Google and Twitter, Sarah Jessica Parker is not pushing up daisies.
Where did the hoax originate? Someone who posed as Perez Hilton yesterday thought that an awesome April Fool's Day joke would be to announce SJP's premature death. A day later, the hubbub surrounding the faux-report hasn't died down a bit, even though reps for Parker state that she is, indeed, alive and well.
I'm all for April Fools'...
Sting, otherwise known as Gordan Matthew Thomas Sumner, has gotta be a stoner. He speaks out via blog and discusses an issue that some consider taboo and forbidden -- the legalization of marijuana. Sting states:
"The 'War on Drugs' has failed - but it's worse than that. It is actively harming our society. Violent crime is thriving in the shadows to which the drug trade has been consigned. People who genuinely need help can't get it. Neither can people who need medical marijuana to treat t...