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Happy Birthday, Kristen Stewart!

Twilight star and girlfriend of every middle-aged mom's wet dream, Robert Pattinson, turns twenty today. Amazing that this talented actress is only just two decades old and has been in the business for more than half of that time. So, in light of the birthday girl's special day, let's review the highlights of her career on the very day she slithered screaming from her mother's nether regions, shall we? --She was locked in a fail-safe room with crazy-lady Jodie Foster in one of her first m...

Avril Lavigne Dates All Sorts of Guys

I mean, she went from a man with Hollywood's widest nose to a man with Hollywood's narrowest nose in, what, like three seconds flat? She might not be able to sing a note without the beauty of auto-tune, but her personal flair for guys has quite a range at any rate. Lavigne filed for divorce from Deryck Whibley (who is -- was, whichever -- the lead singer of Sum 41) back in October and she's already been linked to two or three different guys since then. I guess that's part of the whole pink-...

You Can Breathe Easy: The Latest Sex and the City Trailer’s Here!

I know I was waiting up all last night with bated breath just in anticipation of watching it ... weren't you? The latest trailer for the Sex and the City sequel hits the internet in a flurry with cameo appearances from Miley Cyrus, Penelope Cruz and the timeless Liza Minelli. Sex and the City 2 drops next month. I'll be honest: I've only ever seen about three episodes of the show and didn't even see the first movie, but this trailer's got me kind of intrigued, on the real. So, are there any hardcore SATC fans out there, and if so, could I just hop into this movie's plot without really having a whole lot of background information? I'd always said that I'd never buy into anything so campy, but I caved, bent and broke when I bought the Bridget Jones movies, so I guess all bets are off at this point. /> I know I was waiting up all last night with bated breath just in anticipation of watching it ... weren't you? The latest trailer for the Sex and the City sequel hits the internet in a flurry with cameo appearances from Miley Cyrus, Penelope Cruz and the timeless Liza Minelli. Sex and the City 2 drops next month. I'll be honest: I've only ever seen about three episodes of the show and didn't even see the first movie, but this trailer's got me kind of intrigued, on the real. ...

Sean Connery is Old, Yes, But is Still Stuck in 1942

And by that, I mean he's got no problems hitting women and all the problems in the world with gay men kissing. Connery and his wife were spied upon during the latest "Dressed to Kilt" Charity Fashion Show in NYC.  Much to Connery's chagrin, there were homosexual couples in attendance -- on the catwalk -- and his alleged reaction to the men kissing said it all:  a sidelong look to his wife as if to say "Oh, my God." Man, if that's not old-school, nothing is. Who bats an eye at a same-sex couple swapping spit nowadays, an...

Sandra Bullock’s Babysitting Jesse’s Kids Now

Before you know it, she'll be the one picking the douche up from rehab and going home with him to enjoy a home-cooked meal. God, I hope not and shudder to even consider the thought. Yep, James is back in rehab, more to salvage his reputation than for actual sex-therapy purposes, even though he checked out earlier this past week after only being there for mere hours. Sandra was photographed with Jesse's two girls this morning, and no one looked all that happy about it, either. Sources...

Megan Fox and Her Girlfriend Team Up For Poignant ‘Funny or Die’

This might be the best FOD skit I've seen yet -- with the exception of Lindsay Lohan's self-deprecating debut, naturally. Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green starred in Funny Or Die's latest installment, speaking out against the massive education budget cuts occurring in California.  The best part of the video?  Probably Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger's "delegate."  Dude's funny. Either that, or the little girl who so-openly discusses her head lice.  Totally classic. Enjoy!...

Breaking News: Katie Holmes Looks Miserable — Even When She Smiles

Surprise, surprise! Katie and her adorably-photogenic daughter, Suri, were photographed out and about in NYC today enjoying the unseasonable weather. The two are currently camped out in the Big Apple while mom Katie films her latest box-office poison movie, Son of No One, which will feature Channing Tatum as her leading man. Little Suri's rocking some amazing footwear. At least they beat the hell out of her baby-stilettos, at any rate. Smile, Katie, things could be worse -- at least...

Mark Kerrigan More or Less Gets Away With Murder

Remember Mark Kerrigan? The psycho-brother of Nancy Kerrigan who choked their father to death over phone-use privileges? He was taken to court over the death of dad, Daniel Kerrigan, and -- as far as I'm concerned -- got away with a slap on the wrist today: a manslaughter indictment.  I guess, however, it's better than nothing. Kerrigan was initially to be charged with assault and battery, so I suppose we'll just have to take what we can get in this case. According to the district attor...

Woot, Woot! Oprah to Stay on Television!

Come awnnn ... Did you really think you could get rid of the World's Greatest Humanitarian-Ever-in-Life that easily? Oprah Winfrey's taking her talk show skills to nighttime programming! The transition was announced earlier today when reps for the big O confirmed that she'll be be hosting a show on her new network (the Oprah Winfrey Network, that is) called "Oprah's New Chapter." The show has the same kind of concept as all other talk shows, really: Oprah claims that the show will ce...

In Other News …

Lindsay Lohan gets grosser and grosser as the days go by. Especially those grubby little paws that she calls 'hands.' [Celebslam] Pamela Anderson's wasted. Again. [popbytes] Brad Douriff freaks me the eff out. [Pajiba] Aww, Miley's talking marriage. This'll end well. [Celebitchy] AshleyMadison.com -- a site for self-proclaimed "cheaters." [Zelda Lily] Bristol Palin puts out a really stupid Public Service Announcement. [Litely Salted] Justin Bieber hates his teeth. I do, too. [Allie is Wired] Heidi Klum loves sex, in case you couldn't tell by her always-provocative photo shoots. [Amy Grindhouse] Ed Westwick and Jessica Szohr split up. As if you cared. [Betty Confidential] />Lindsay Lohan gets grosser and grosser as the days go by. Especially those grubby little paws that she calls 'hands.' [Celebslam] Pamela Anderson's wasted. Again. [popbytes] Brad Douriff freaks me the eff out. [Pajiba] Aww, Miley's talking marriage. This'll end well. [Celebitchy] AshleyMadison.com -- a site for self-proclaimed "cheaters." [Zelda Lily] Bristol Palin puts out a really stupid Public Service Announcement. [Litely Salted] Justin Bieber hates his teeth. I do...

Fergie’s Gonna Knock a Bitch Out

... Either that or cry on them.  I'd take the lesser of two evils, but I'm not quite sure which one that'd be. Fergalicious speaks to Elle in the new May issue regarding the public's reaction to her mug and claims that it's totally hurtful when people call her "fugly": “It has hurt me in the past when people say things like how ‘fugly’ I am or how horrible I look. I’ve had to learn not to give it such a high priority in life.   Look, when you’re trying to juggle all of this in your life, som...

Will You Be Tuning In to Twist of Kate?

Looks like Dancing With the Stars alum, Kate Godzillasselin has hooked yet another show where her "fans" can watch her downward mental spiral. Kate's landed a spin-off of the TLC hit show Jon and Kate Plus 8 and filming commences around the time that Kate gets kicked off DWTS or something. Ha. The show centers around Kate and her eight children surviving the aftermath of Jon Gosselin, divorce, floods of paparazzi and her embarrassing stint of being a "star" on a lukewarm dancing show. ...
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