Last summer everyone was talking about the Burglar Bunch, a group of Los Angeles teenagers who broke in to several celebrity homes (Lindsay Lohan, Audrina Patridge and Paris Hilton, to name a few) to steal clothing, jewelry and other stupid, kind of meaningless shit. Two of the girls involved in the theft, Alexis Neiers and her sister Tess Taylor, were given an E! reality show as a result of all the hoopla, a questionable move but not something completely unheard of for the network. One word: Ta...
What the hell happened to Mr. Universe? [Celebslam]
Come on, girls. Are you really crying about that missed connection with Ricky Martin? [popbytes]
The next Spiderman? come on, Hollywood. I think it's a done deal. [Pajiba]
Lady Gaga's celibate. As if you couldn't tell. [Amy Grindhouse]
Kim Kardashian will not be doing a dating show. Go home. [Pop on the Pop]
Thinking about taking a leaf out of the Mad Men manual to being a man? [Zelda Lily]
Mario Lopez made his pregnant girlfriend get lipo and a titjob. Stellar, Slater. [Celebitchy] />What the hell happened to Mr. Universe? [Celebslam]
Come on, girls. Are you really crying about that missed connection with Ricky Martin? [popbytes]
The next Spiderman? come on, Hollywood. I think it's a done deal. [Pajiba]
Lady Gaga's celibate. As if you couldn't tell. [Amy Grindhouse]
Kim Kardashian will not be doing a dating show. Go home. [Pop on the Pop]
Thinking about taking a leaf out of the Mad Men manual to being a man? [Zelda Lily]
Mario Lopez made his pregnant girlfriend get lipo and a titjob. Stellar, Slater. [Celebitchy]...
"No wife is blind enough to miss that much infidelity. Elin had 2 b a willing participant on the ride 4 whatever reason. kids/lifestyle ;^)"
- Jim Carrey chimes in on the Tiger scandal via Twitter.
So let me get this straight: Because of the sheer number of women that he slept with, there's no way that an athlete who travels for much of the year and has plenty of money to make his problems disappear could have managed to hide his affairs from his wife? I gotta go ahead and say that that's a pretty...
Here's a list of people I don't want at my funeral: Judy Haim, Corey Feldman, Todd Bridges, Baywatch's Nicole Eggert, Teen Witch star Robyn Lively and former Playmate Julie McCullough. We clear? OK, that being said, that's the exact list of people who gathered at a Marina Del Ray restaurant to pay their respects to their recently deceased friend, Corey Haim.
Another attendee, Kristy Swanson, spoke to People and said the following of the memorial dinner:
"It was like a reunion. Robyn b...
Last summer everyone was talking about the Burglar Bunch, a group of Los Angeles teenagers who broke in to several celebrity homes (Lindsay Lohan, Audrina Patridge and Paris Hilton, to name a few) to steal clothing, jewelry and other stupid, kind of meaningless shit. Two of the girls involved in the theft, Alexis Neiers and her sister Tess Taylor, were given an E! reality show as a result of all the hoopla, a questionable move but not something completely unheard of for the network. One word: Ta...
Although Ashton Kutcher's kind of gone off the old-head-end the past few years and settled "happily" into the sticky domestic web that Demi Moore has single-handedly spun, you've really seen no drama, no scandals and no public arguments about which vegan-friendly joint to schedule for their next dinner party. The two seem like a nice, relatively-normal pair, am I right?
Don't speak too soon: toxic smog-green reports are beginning to swirl around Demi Moore, Kim Kardashian and Ashton Kutche...
At least that's who I remember them to be, but then again, they stopped being relevant ten years ago, too, so the fact that I remember them just. that. way. is about as surprising as Ricky Martin coming out of the closet.
Heather Locklear, the Xena of Xanax-hoarding, and her long-term boyfriend, Jack Wagner have called it quits after like, thirty-five years of togetherness. In all reality, they dated for about three or something, but when you're Hollywood's most boring couple, three see...
Once I get a hold of Barbie's plastic surgeon, I'm going to find out just the secret ... then I will market the amazing compound known as Heidi's faux-skin to Yankee Candle and I will make fucking millions off of ever-burning candles.
How does this shit even tan without shriveling up, smoking and turning black in the same way cigarette-pack cellophane does when you expose it to too much heat?
IDFK, man.
Heidi Montag was photographed this past weekend looking like the wax-version of herse...
Pam Anderson arrived in high-style this past weekend at the low-key, so totally not a celebrity-sighting destination, Millions of Milkshakes.
Anderson's milkshake concoction -- a vegan-friendly vanilla shake -- follows the ranks of Jon Gosselin, a few Kardashians, Paris Hilton and other down-home celebrities that just enjoy being shameless hams chilling out in Hollywood W, without subjecting themselves to the throngs of adoring fans.
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Kenny Chesney is running for "least appealing schlep in Hollywood" and I think -- unsurprisingly -- he's in the lead today.
Remember when he and Renee Zellweger married abruptly in 2005? I mean, to me, that came way out of the blue. Total shocker. I'd been a long-time fan of Renee's, but couldn't give a crap less about Kenny Chesney or whatever "country-western" singing star it was that I used to confuse Chesney with anyway. I thought it was one of those crazy, impetuous things that just...
"No wife is blind enough to miss that much infidelity. Elin had 2 b a willing participant on the ride 4 whatever reason. kids/lifestyle ;^)"
- Jim Carrey chimes in on the Tiger scandal via Twitter.
So let me get this straight: Because of the sheer number of women that he slept with, there's no way that an athlete who travels for much of the year and has plenty of money to make his problems disappear could have managed to hide his affairs from his wife? I gotta go ahead and say that that's a pretty...
Here's a list of people I don't want at my funeral: Judy Haim, Corey Feldman, Todd Bridges, Baywatch's Nicole Eggert, Teen Witch star Robyn Lively and former Playmate Julie McCullough. We clear? OK, that being said, that's the exact list of people who gathered at a Marina Del Ray restaurant to pay their respects to their recently deceased friend, Corey Haim.
Another attendee, Kristy Swanson, spoke to People and said the following of the memorial dinner:
"It was like a reunion. Robyn b...