Hayden Panettiere and her boxing champ boyfriend Wladimir Klitskco were photographed grabbing coffee this morning and I have to ask, "Oh my God, Danny DeVito!? Is that you!? I love your work!" You guys, for real. He's a least a foot bigger than her in every direction. How do these two "do it"? And you know they're doing a lot. This looks like "one of those things", you know? Anyway, I'm genuinely curious. It seems like it'd be similar to that True Life: I'm Dating a Little Person special that ...
Kirstie Alley was on Ellen's show today to plug her new show and while she was there she confirmed that her 17-year old son True is engaged to be married. And she's happy for him. Because he's mature.
Kirstie Alley is such a strange creature. She's got this whole "I'm kooky and funny" thing going on, but she's way more kooky than she is funny and sometimes that freaks me out. There's the Scientology thing and then the public battle with her weight and of course, her Twitter has revealed all sorts of crazy that we didn't even know about. But this news seems beyond all that. Who that doesn't liv...
The real Jesse James continued to be unmasked today when it was revealed that the man who cheated on America's sweetheart with troubled gutter rats and posed for photos with Nazi paraphernalia also hates homosexuals. At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if Jesse James raised snow leopards in his garage just to murder them and throw their bodies in his dumpster without even skinning them for their rare and beautiful fur, so I'm going to file this one under "No Duh", unfortunately.
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My BFF Edward was in Palm Springs all weekend for a huge gay event, The White Party. He was telling me all about it last night and he mentioned that one of the guys he was rolling with the weekend was using Grindr all weekend to meet and hook up with dudes. Basically, you check in with your phone to your location and you can see people who also have Grindr within a 10 mile radius. You can chat until you meet up, and then... ya know. Whatever. Personally we were both a little grossed out by i...
For a minute there it seemed like Elin Nordegren was going to remain married to Tiger Woods, but with many reports suggesting that Elin is leaving her husband and taking off to her native Sweden for good, it looks like Tiger may just wind up alone in the States with his Whore Buffet.
From TMZ:
Elin Nordegren is fixing up the house on her newly purchased property in her native Sweden -- proof that it may be the spot where Elin's headed to rebuild her life.
As we previously reported, Tiger Woods' current wife picked up the $2 million home late last year -- a home that could o...
The legendary Catherine Zeta-Jones was recently photographed for Allure magazine and sources claim that she was photoshopped and airbrushed into oblivion. However, I beg to differ. You can't make anything better by airbrushing if it's already fucking perfect.
Zeta-Jones has always been around the top of my list for Most Beautiful Women and it's probably because this lady's going to look gorgeous at eighty-eight, even without the God-knows-what-kind of technology they'll have then. I shudder to think, but merely knowing that so...
With this being judge Simon Cowell's last year, I thought the show was going to go to pieces. But then they brought on Ellen, whom I adore and I rationalized that they'd never cancel the show after one season of Ellen judging. She's as big as Santa Claus ... or at least Oprah, at any rate. She'd only sign on if this were something "serious," right?
Well, sources have definitely confirmed that bandleader "Rickey Minor" will be leaving American Idol after the end of this season to pursue a career on The Tonight Show With Jay Leno.
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For someone who's had more pussy than the local animal shelter, Hugh Hefner doesn't admire Jesse James or Tiger Woods for their marital infidelities -- and not because they were caught.
Hefner speaks to Page Six and about Jesse James, states:
"When you get married, you make a commitment. I had a lot of girlfriends, but it's not the same as cheating. I don't cheat. I am very open about what I do . . . Sandra Bullock's husband looks like a real creep. I think that when you are in a relationship, you should be honest. The real immorality of infidelity...
Looks like Sarah Jessica Parker's in trouble ... for absconding with Madonna's guns.
SJP was photographed earlier this week hanging out with one of her twin baby daughters and son, but I was too blinded by the children's beauty to see the forest for the trees.
Parker's been looking all ripped up for a few years now, but I'm thinking lately she's rivaling the sinewy, veiny, transparent-skinned Madonna with those crazy massive biceps.
So ... who would win in a fight to the finish? Sarah J...
Since Jim Carrey and ex-girlfriend, Jenny McCarthy, announced that they were calling it quits on their relationship earlier last week, Carrey's been a little, oh, "off the mark," shall we say.
Carrey said what everyone else was definitely thinking blasted Elin Nordegren recently about "being in on the affairs" for money or some other notoriety-ridden agenda and since then, old Jimmy boy's been spiraling off to a pit of Amy Winehouse-like craziness.
"Insiders" are concerned about Carrey's ...
Remember Ashley Dupre? Eliot Spitzer's "Kristen?"
Well, after taking a much-deserved break from the madamry, Dupre signed on with the New York Post to tackle an advice column. I don't know how it went for her, but I'm assuming she's still doling out sex and relationship advice over there. Generally I don't take relationship advice from someone who's slept with random men off the street for cash, but whatevs. Gotta do what you gotta do, am I right?
Evidently, Dupre's cash cow took to b...