Okay, okay. This 3-year-old, Wesley Muresan, snowboards better than I do. Fortunately, I'm better at pronouncing the letter "r" than I expect he'll ever be. Also, he pronounces "giant" with a hard "g", which is totally inexplicable. It's clear that his mother is way too busy selecting hip and rockin' beats for his YouTube videos to read James and the Giant Peach to him.
He has a Facebook page, which I'm not going to link to, because, like, that's ridiculous. But, if you like, you can jump in for more videos of him shrupping or gnawing or snorting rails or whatever it is you call doing things on a snowboard when you're good at it.
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Okay, okay. This 3-year-old, Wesley Muresan, snowboards better than I do. Fortunately, I'm better at pronouncing the letter "r" than I expect he'll ever be. Also, he pronounces "giant" with a hard "g", which is totally inexplicable. It's clear that his mother is way too busy selecting hip and rockin' beats for his YouTube videos to read James and the Giant Peach to him.
He has a Facebook page, which I'm not going to link to, because, like, that's ridiculous. But, if you like, you can jump i...
The poor girl can't even stand up. What do you even think is in that thing? Liquor bottles? A less obnoxious blazer? Ashley?
I also think it's funny that they have her standing on grass. As if she doesn't already have enough in her system.
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Type O Negative bassist/lead singer Peter Steele's never been shy when it came to dying. Back in 2005, the musician (or rather, his band) faked his own death, but the gimmick was a gag -- it was a promo for Type O Negative's newest album.
However, new reports are emerging that the 48 year-old rocker really has bit the big one this time, but sources are still trying to completely confirm the news.
It's said that Steele died from heart failure last night. Peter allegedly battled a life-long bout of depression and had en...
Katy was pictured in LA earlier this week, prancing around like the pop princess that she is. She arrived at a film studio in Chinatown for ... well, something, I guess. I'm really kind of too busy checking out her body to care why she's where she is.
This girl's got a massively-tiny waist and fabulous boobs for days.
Perry's about as full-bodied as my morning cup of coffee and I dig it completely. More women should be using Katy as their body role-models (if they feel they absolutel...
I've generally abided by the rule of thumb, "It takes one to know one", so this might not be so surprising, considering Wainwright's notoriously flamboyant about his sexuality.
The singer was interviewed earlier this week by Details magazine -- the interview that's sure to rock the rap world:
Q: You’ve sung in Latin, you’ve referenced Thomas Mann, and your new album pays tribute to Shakespeare. What’s your beef with the 21st century?
A: I am a little slower in my percolations. I like examining what’s c...
Jaime King leaves the premiere of Kick-Ass the other night and maintains to keep it together. And by "it", I mean "her legs." And good for her. Although there's probably a whole slew of pre-pubescent young boys who'd love nothing more than to catch a glimpse of King-gina (is that like Godzilla?), the illustrious actress avoids pubic ridicule and holds steadfast to what she believes in: dignity.
And the seat of her dress.
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Things seem to be going well for you, dear.
(At some ridiculous self-promotion event in NYC.)
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What's he going to call his debut fragrance, Yippie Ki-Yay Motherfucker? 'Cause unless he did, I'd probably not be so interested in finding out what a manly-man like Bruce Willis thinks smells hot.
Sources confirm that Willis has signed a deal with a German perfume house, LR Health and Beauty Systems, and is eager to get his newest business endeavor up and running.
Whatever it is he's hawking, it looks like it'll be on the market for July 1st.
Good luck Bruce, but I'm sure you'll be successful anyway. You're the "one who negotiates million ...
At the LOFT launch of Style Studio at The Bowery Hotel in NYC.
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First things first: If you don't watch Glee, and you're wondering why everyone has been spending the past 24 hours talking about dolphins being gay sharks, here's why:
That chick Heather Morris who plays Brittany does the best TV ditz I've ever seen in my whole life.
When I talk about Glee, people are always like, "Dude, is that actually the actors singing?" The answer is yes. Many of the stars are cast from Broadway. Matthew Morrison (Mr. Shuester) starred in Hairspray, Lea Michel...
Nah, I'm actually just joshin'. Lovato tweeted a photo of herself looking a bit worse for the wear earlier today, but it's just a sneak-peak at her upcoming stint on Grey's Anatomy.
The episode, "Sonny With a Chance", debuts next month and centers around Lovato's schizophrenic episodes and subsequent hospitalization at Seattle Grace.
Will you be watching -- you know, even though it wasn't Joe Jonas who clawed her eyes out, and hell, why should he? It's not like she keeps fawning over hi...
Gibson's at it again, and by "again," I mean "lovin' and leavin' the ladies that put up with his asshattiness."
If you recall, Gibson and his long-time wife, Robyn, split back in 2006 and wifey filed for divorce earlier in 2009. Even before the divorce was finalized (and I'm not even sure it is as of this point in time), Gibson was alleged to be hooking up with Oksana Grigorieva, a Russian pianist. The rumors were confirmed and it eventually came out that the Russian-born Oksana was carryi...