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More Trouble Brewing For Tiger Woods

Just when you thought Elin was going to take it lying down, it doesn't look like she will -- and in more ways than just beyond cracking the iron-clad chastity belt that she had welded on a few months back. Although it seemed that Elin would be sticking with Tiger after the two were seen cozying up during tennis matches, dinners and joint-parent endeavors, sources at RadarOnline state that all is not what it seems to be. Whether Elin's pissed about Tiger's entrance into the Masters or it was the dribs and drabs of mistresses still trickling down, sources ...

Jennifer Aniston Launches a New Fragrance Inspired By Jennifer Aniston

Like, literally. Jennifer Aniston's hopped on the celebrity-endorsed perfume bandwagon with her newest scent, "Lola Vie."   Lola Vie can loosely be translated to "Laughing at Life."  It's French and it's just ... Frenchly chic. That's really clever, there, what she did. You know, "laughing at life"? Jennifer Aniston, laughing at life? Yeah, it is. She's gotten the bum deal on what appears to be a lot of things since her phenomenal Friends career ended, so I'm glad she got her revenge or...

Does Anyone Else Find Rupert Friend as Eerily Attractive as I Do?

In case you were wondering who he is, he's Keira Knightley's long-time boyfriend. He's also a pretty ridick actor from across the pond. I've seen a few select films (The Libertine, Pride and Prejudice) that Friend had a part in, and even though I was concentrating more on his face than I was his acting, I got the impression that he's pretty solid. An actor, a pretty solid actor. That is. Ahem. Knightley and Friend (ha) were photographed last night in London after a cozy dinner date at the pop...

I Will Never Tire of Kimberly Caldwell

I get about 100 emails from PR people every day. Most of them I delete without ever opening. But when I saw "Kimberly Caldwell" in the title of one today, I had to click it. The American Idol also-ran fascinates me with her persistence to remain relevant. Apparently she has an album coming out this year. Here's Kimberly on some sort of Cribs-style web show, showing us her pad, and her dog. It's interesting. And by that I mean it's not really interesting at all, but it will keep your mind busy, because the whole time you watch it you're just go...

Kiefer Sutherland Laments the Loss of 24 By Getting Tossed Out of a Tittie Bar

Jack Bauer Kiefer Sutherland was thrown out of a London-based nude bar early this morning for disorderly conduct. The incident took place at Stringfellows club in London. Reports state that Sutherland had gotten drunk and raucous and had removed his shirt (uh ... I think you have that backwards, there, friend) while yelling and screaming at performers, patrons and staff. UK paper, The Sun states that Sutherland had gone berserk, "shouting nonsense and dancing before kicking off when ask...

Spencer Pratt Picks a Fight With Everyone in Hollywood … And New Jersey.

Some little elfin-looking schmuck with pubic hair stapled to his face clearly forgot to take his meds this year. Everybody's favorite douche, Spencer Pratt, feels the only way to effectively convey his disdain for everything (and everyone) non-Heidi, is through his Twitter account -- which I'm sad to say has over 800,000 followers at this point. What the fuck is this world coming to. And here I am giving this horse's dong a few more minutes of publicity. Tcha. Dude, go back to the Shire...

Britney’s a “Prodigy”, Smacks Her Bitch Up?

Exclusive eyewitness at X17 claim that Britney is bludgeoning her boyfriend, Jason Trawick. The incident occurred earlier this week when Brit and Jason were traveling in a vehicle and had pulled over to, well, fight. The source states that Britney was seen "slapping and hitting" Jason in the face during an argument in the parked car. The photographer that witnessed the incident claimed that Britney hit Jason directly in the face five or six times and claimed that they had "never seen anything like it." The phot...

Ryan Seacrest Talks Crystal Bowersox Down

Guess our boho-tressed girlfriend had a little meltdown earlier in the month after a live taping of American Idol. After claiming that she "hated" the "attention" of the show because she couldn't handle it (oh, come on), she admitted to Ryan and other individuals that she was throwing in the towel on the entire competition and had decided to head home to her family in Ohio. The ordeal was said to go down in an "empty lot" behind the studios one night after an episode wrapped. Seacrest, who was apparently there, made no bones about his thoughts toward her winning this year's entire competition; eyewitnesses claim that S...

Brandy Probably Hates Me :(

R&B singer-turned actress-turned rapper Brandy Norwood took to her Vibe.com blog to hate on bloggers that hate on her, her gross brother Ray-J, his girlfriend Kelly Rowland and the fact that she killed a girl with her car a couple years ago and never did any time for it. Not only is Brandy lucky as hell that anyone still cares about her OR her brother, but attacking people for "hating on you" seems like a pretty rookie move for someone who's been famous since she was a tween, you know? ...

Surprise, Surprise: Michael Lohan Owes The IRS Some Serious Change

I don't want to stress anyone out about making sure their taxes are done today, but you really gotta get them done. You don't want to be like Michael Lohan (ever, but especially in this case), who currently owes over 12 grand in back taxes to the IRS. Who's going to give him a loan for that? Lindsay? His BFF Jon Gosselin? Perhaps his ex-wife will take pity on him and throw him some change-- OK, OK, now I'm just being mean. Seriously though, get it done. TurboTax isn't that bad and if you have ...

In Other News …

Stop the presses: Lindsay Lohan's drunk. Again. [Celebslam] Check out this promo for the one and only Nobel prize-winning reality recap webshow. They're releasing an anniversary edition of Showgirls. Elizabeth Berkeley still looks like a fish fifteen years later. [popbytes] Did you watch any of The Pacific, or is that reserved for nerds like me? [Pajiba] Angelina Jolie dishes on "castration." Is that what Brad's been up to these days? [Celebitchy] Do you like your female celebrities hairy? [Zelda Lily] Jennifer Love Hewitt changes her hair length as much as she changes her preferred penile length. [Litely Salted] Justin Timberlake spends his time bitching about his girlfriend behind her back. Surprised? [Allie is Wired] Courtney Love's gonna put a hex on Robert Pattinson. Or something. [Amy Grindhouse] The Gosselin children have been "damaged" by their parents' crazy antics. [Betty Confidential] />Stop the presses: Lindsay Lohan's drunk. Again. [Celebslam] Check out this promo for the one and only Nobel prize-winning reality recap webshow. They're releasing an anniversary edition of Showgirls. Elizabeth Berkeley still looks like a fish fifteen years later. [popbytes] Did you watch any of The Pacific, or is that reserved for nerds like me? [Pajiba] Angelina Jolie dishes on "castration." Is that what Brad's been up to these days? [Celebitchy] Do you like your female celebrities ha...
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