See, I told you that Kim Kardashian was totally regretting her nudie shoot. [Celebslam]
I agree. Aaron Eckhart is pretty cute. [popbytes]
Um, what happened to Cary Elwes’ face? [Pajiba]
Gwnyeth Paltrow wants a piece of Robert Downey, Jr. in the worst way. [Celebitchy]
What Beyonce’s going to look like when she’s fifty. [Amy Grindhouse]
I’d trade my entire body for this ass. Guess who it belongs to. [CityRag]
Justin Bieber causes fandemonium-type pandemonium. ‘Scuse me while I go slit my wrists. [Pop on the Pop]
Sex, sex, sex and, uh, anal sex: Do you wrap it up when you enter the back door? [Zelda Lily]
Cary Elwes look like a typical bloated late 30 something married guy. I was crazy about a guy once who was cute, sexy and an asshole. Today he looks just like Elwes; a fat, aging, unattractive bloated married guy who is probably still an asshole.