With her acting career on, uh, “hiatus,” Lindsay’s been grasping at straws trying to stay employed — through cheap, D-list club appearances, botched fashion lines and that atrocious Sevin Nyne spray-on tanner that’s only still afloat because the Jersey Shore kids have uber-stock (and by “stock,” I mean “they’re so heavily invested in the shit that if it goes belly-up, they’re fucked”) in it.
Lohan’s latest film project, The Other Side was supposed to be her saving grace: it would have been her first real film project in almost three years. The film was supposed to center around a graduate student on a deserted island. I don’t know what’s funnier, the fact that the film’s execs chose Lindsay to play a grad student or the general redundancy of the plot. It’s supposed to be like Castaway with, what, a smarter dude that’s a chick instead?
On Lindsay’s removal from the production, David Michaels, the director for the film stated:
“Our team simply chose to move on from Lindsay and we’ll soon be announcing a replacement.”
Oh, Burn, Linds. Maybe if you got a grip on your pathetic-ass self, people wouldn’t be so keen to drop you … from everything. But fuck, who knows. Your career might not be over yet … Keep dressing the way you have been lately and you might be able to get a bit part on an off-Broadway production of Hair.
Crazy ass.
I’d can her too if she showed up wearing that outfit. Ooosh…
What in the heck is going on with her belly button? It looks like she caught an infection after getting it pierced and then decided not to take care of it for a while. And it is sad that is a likely possibility.
Michael Lohan called in to Kidd Kraddick this morning… I would LOVE to hear Beet’s take on the interview. Some of the shit he was saying made me want to pull my hair out.
Why don’t you send in a report and we’ll make fun of your lack of grammar skills.
She blacklisted herself, they cant insurance with her in a movie, her father made sure that last nail was in her coffin of a career last week.