Oh BURN.
With rumors abounding that Douche Reinhardt dumped The Par-Par, and not the other way around, Paris has quickly stumbled on the very best way to make a recent ex-boyfriend jealous: Go on a date with a former flame, and make sure he finds out about it.
The paparazzi “caught” Paris and Jason Shaw leaving Woo Lae Oak (is LA just naming restaurants by throwing darts at a Ouija board now?) on Saturday night. The couple were together for three years (2001-2003) before calling it off.
“Paris has always loved Jason and cared about him deeply. But when they were together she was just a kid and not ready for such a commitment … When Jason found out that she had ended her relationship with Doug, he was thrilled and made plans with her right away,” say certain “sources,” which may or may not be Paris’s PR firm. (It’s definitely Paris’s PR firm.)
I’m kind of excited to have Paris back on the scene, causing Paris-style trouble and wearing shoes that no one with feet that big should ever be caught dead in.
He just wants his penis back.
Hate to say it, but I’m loving that dress!
It would look absolutely stunning as a garment for a woman and not just a makeshift shell for a marine inverterbrate.
Is that makeup on her knees?