Lady luck found us some lovely photos of Jersey Shore‘s Jenni Farley yesterday, otherwise known in the seedy bar scene as “JWoww.”
Woww rocked an orange-y sun dress kind of thing while in Miami earlier this week. Her wardrobe choice kind of honestly surprised me. Woww normally follows a strict regimen in the way she chooses clothing ensembles: Does it have a low-cut dip-to-my-bellybutton slit? Check. If I bend over far enough, will you be able to see what I ate for yesterday’s breakfast? Check! Does this shade of [fill in the blank] clash amazingly with my perma-tan? Fuck, check again!
Nah, Farley. You don’t look awful in these photo. But also, that’s not a nursing pad stuffed into the left tit of your dress, is it? I mean, damn, woman. I know some dudes think lactating women are hot, but who’s watching the kid? The Sitch and his mega-moobs?
Her face is like a bag of lego (i.e. it’s in bits!)
Ewwwww!
drunkface
that’s not her left tit. try to learn your left from your right.
…………………. wow, this is like the morons who talked about Beyonce singing “to the left” and going to their “right”
Damn shes ugly!!!!!
Sarah, you are correct – she is an incomplete whore.
I still cannot believe this woman is actually younger than me…
The One in Which J-Woww Doesn’t Look Like a Complete Ho
wait, DOESN’T? check again.
Is she wearing thoes plastic book lifting things?