In Other News …

Looks like Paris got dumped by Doug the Douche … not the other way around. [Celebslam]

Bea Arthur hates McDonald’s posthumously. [popbytes]

So, have you caved and started watching Glee yet? [Pajiba]

Jillian Michaels wants to adopt and not because it’s the noble thing to do. [Celebitchy]

You should totally check out Someday Melissa when it’s finished. [Zelda Lily]

The Black Eyed Peas were the bomb bombed last night on AI. [Litely Salted]

Jennifer Love Hewitt seduces Robert Pattinson with compliments. Look the fuck out, Kristen: JLH is on the prowl. [Allie is Wired]

Jennifer Lopez talks about her belly flab post-baby. [Amy Grindhouse]

Tori Spelling gets a daytime talk show. Wow. [Betty Confidential]