Good old Papa Lohan has taken to his Twitter once again to display the fine piece of man that he is.
Sorry for the obvious visual, but I had to share just what made me hack up the rest of last night’s dinner into my mouth. Like an alley cat with a nasty intestinal infection from eating day-old sushi that’d been warmed in the city sun. That kind of sick.
Enjoy!
WHYYYYYYYYYYY!!!! I can’t even look at him fully clothed to begin with!
why are you being such a jerk? no warning at all?????
i only glanced at it for a second when i was scrolling down. and it makes me feel filthy, like i’ve committed all kinds of terrible sex-related crimes. ARGHHH
His nipple tips are in another zip code.
Ohhh nooo. This should have been hidden under a NSFW cut. Aaaaaagggghhhh
Oh holy jeezus, no.. Just.. no.
He’s so red…
eeew, is there a way i can unsee this??
If you want to lose weight, tape this on your fridge, it is a great appetite suppressant!!!! GAG!!!!!!!!
Is he jerking off?