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Lindsay Lohan gets grosser and grosser as the days go by. Especially those grubby little paws that she calls ‘hands.’ [Celebslam]

Pamela Anderson’s wasted. Again. [popbytes]

Brad Douriff freaks me the eff out. [Pajiba]

Aww, Miley’s talking marriage. This’ll end well. [Celebitchy]

AshleyMadison.com — a site for self-proclaimed “cheaters.” [Zelda Lily]

Bristol Palin puts out a really stupid Public Service Announcement. [Litely Salted]

Justin Bieber hates his teeth. I do, too. [Allie is Wired]

Heidi Klum loves sex, in case you couldn’t tell by her always-provocative photo shoots. [Amy Grindhouse]

Ed Westwick and Jessica Szohr split up. As if you cared. [Betty Confidential]