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Have You Perfected Your Greasy Fist-Pump Yet?

Better get on that shit, like, stat.

Jersey Shore‘s intent on having more tools than your neighborhood hardware store … and their ploy is a clever one.

The MTV producers responsible for trainwreck-dessert-show Jersey Shore are looking for the latest and greatest guidos and guidettes to take the shore by storm.  Insiders say that they’re looking to find the perfect roommates for the already-existing bunch of tools known as the cast of the Jersey Shore for this year’s filming season.

To be considered for the show, you must prove your greasiness in the following ways:

Killer shades, awesome hair, bandanas and bling can mean only one thing.  So if you’re a tanned and toned fist pumper, and you love the shore, we want to hear from you! Do you dominate the gym, tear up the dance floor and rule the bedroom? Prove it!

It’s summertime on the beach, baby!  Ready to creep and beat up the beat?

“Creep and beat up the beat.”  I think I kinda barfed in my lap for a second, there.

Ch-ch-check it.

MTV is a make-a-fool-outta-you-no-matter-what-your-ethnicity-really-is an equal-opportunity employer.

7 CommentsLeave a comment

  • But Snooki’s not “toned”- I guess they made an exception for all the hair and tanner on her.

  • Gross. I’ve decided to skip lunch.
    Just wondering how long their 15 minutes of fame will last.

  • Personally I find this shit highly entertaining. I know I will tune in for season 2. I can even say that my boyfriend watches some of it, and we laugh our asses off! Ah, making fun of people will never get old.

  • I have read this news and many people are discussing about this on ?m e e t i n g r i c h +++ c o m? a site for celebrities and wealthy people. Really hot!