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J-Woww Pushes Cosmetic Surgery in a Jar, ‘Cause Fakeness is What She Does Best

Jenni "J-Woww" Farley of the Jersey Shore knows what it's like to be a fake, plastic tree in a forest of, well, fake plastic trees. Her latest endeavor?  Promoting Cosmetic Surgeon in a Jar alongside Dr. Steven Greenberg, the product's creator. While Woww's got the body of a goddess, she should really work on that face of hers.  I don't know if she's had facial alterations in the past or not, but she could sure use some TLC on her mug.  She could be really pretty if she laid off the bla...

Jesse James Hooks Up With Some Classy Ladies, No Doubt.

Jesse James' mistress, Michelle McGee, is one high-class broad. In case you couldn't tell by the forehead tattoo, the Nazi photo shoot should sum it on up for you. McGee recently had some more dirty laundry aired out -- she worked for an internet-based "girlfriend" service and now her latest social faux-pas (aside from sleeping with a married man who happens to be united with a top Hollywood actress) was posing for a Nazi-themed photoshoot, with matching "white power" tattoos on the backs ...

Bad Girls Club Recap: Holy Reunion Episode (Part 1)!

This week is the first of a two part reunion episode hosted by the one, the only, Perez Hilton!  He refers to the girls as “eight of the craziest bitches I have ever seen!”  And from what we have seen this season, he is totally right.  Amber starts the reunion with some big news: She’s preggers!  And she proudly lifts up her dress to show us her 18-week plump belly.  The four ‘survivors’ of the show, Kendra, Amber, Annie, and Lexie, start off by reviewing their road trip at the end of...

Corey Bids Farewell to Corey… On His Blog.

Even though Corey Feldman decided to skip his BFF Corey Haim's funeral services out of respect for the family and not wanting to create a media frenzy, he did take to his blog to tap out a good-bye to his buddy. From Corey's blog (I will be adding the shit out of that to my RSS feed, BTW): Dear Corey., This is for you on the day of your funeral. First off I am so sorry I am not there with you today. By that I mean my physical body is not with your physical body. However you know that my heart is right at your side. You also know the only reason I am tru...

Tina Fey is Hot, Thought You Knew

Tina Fey is KILLING IT in this month's Esquire. Killing it. Of course the interview is funny as hell (On what she thinks Twitter seems like: "a busman's holiday: just more writing. I have no plans to do it. I'll just stick with my 24/7 webcam. I'm old-fashioned that way." and what she thinks will happen to her level of fame: "[It] will drop back down. I think it'll recede. In fact, I know it will. That's life on planet earth. And I'm okay with that. Besides getting tables at restaurants and sp...

Mackenzie Phillips Went and Wrecked Her Face

Mackenzie Phillips has been in the news quite a bit this year for shocking (but not so shocking) behavior. First she went on Oprah to talk about her consensual sexual relationship with her now deceased father, then she wound up on Celebrity Rehab. Well, here's another one to add to the list: Homegirl got a new face. In the spirit of Heidi Montag and bitches with low self-esteem everywhere, Mackenzie went and ruined her appropriately aged face by filling full of rat testicles and stapling it in places where faces shouldn't be stapled. I'm al...

Gisele Bundchen is More Perfect Than You’ll Ever Know

Just weeks after thrusting a living thing out of her nether regions, Gisele Bundchen takes the cover of April's Vogue and looks as if she never experienced the horrors of pregnancy.  Ever. Bundchen gave one of those water-births where you peacefully soak in a lukewarm tub in a dimmed room and it's all peaceful and zen and shit and she didn't "give birth", her son "came through her body", which sounds what like any delicate, virginal supermodel would go through during birth, naturally.  Bund...

You Know, I Like Miley Cyrus More and More Each Day

Her most recent interview with Parade magazine is surprisingly mature and interesting. She doesn't come off like an obnoxious teenager, and she doesn't come off like a pretentious starlet. She sounds intelligent and thoughtful and oddly relateable. To be honest, the older she gets, the more Miley impresses me as a bona fide talent. She's currently on the interview circuit for her upcoming flick, The Latest Song (which she filmed in Australia, which is where she met Liam). I'm very interested to see how she performs in her first "real" movie role. The trailer's above, and, I'll be honest -- I like it. Some highlights from her interview:
Finding unbiased love with Liam Helmsworth “[Liam has] become my best friend in the whole wide world. I love him. He really respects me for who I am because coming from Australia, he really didn’t know me as the celebrity I am here. I got to tell him about myself on my own terms and my own way. He had no preconceived notion of who I was supposed to be.” Her relationship with the ever-present paparazzi “The other day I felt a little bit in danger for the first time because there were too many photographers following me in too many cars. And I have to ask myself, ‘Why would any other 50-year-old man who was stalking a 17-year-old girl go to jail, but not these guys? I'm not as American as anyone else?’ I mean, they couldn't sit outside of a high school but they can sit outside my recording studio. It's creepy.” Knowing her faith "The one thing I’m really strong about regarding my religious beliefs is that you should know a little bit about everything before you define your own beliefs. I think all religions have a good practice in them. Liam and I have been reading about Buddhism lately and it’s all about hope and love. To me, faith is about having a clean slate and a clean start.”
And what does she think about ditching Hannah Montana? "What I am sure about is I'm going to rejoice and be happy to finally not have to be ... well, to not be somebody I'm not exactly," she says. ""As I've grown into it, I've grown out of it," she says. "When I was 12, I thought, 'I want to be famous all the time! I want everybody to recognize me! ... [But] I hate being thought of as a product. I am not a doll, and people want to treat me that way... I'm older now. I have an opinion. I have my own taste." I love it! Just don't develop a taste for cocaine, pretty please? I want you to be like the Lindsay Lohan who never gets hooked on drugs. TEAM MILEY! /> Her most recent interview with Parade magazine is surprisingly mature and interesting. She doesn't come off like an obnoxious teenager, and she doesn't come off like a pretentious starlet. She sounds intelligent and thoughtful and oddly relateable. To be honest, the older she gets, the more Miley impresses me as a bona fide talent. She's currently on the interview circuit for her upcoming flick, The Latest Song (which she filmed in Australia, which is where she met Liam). I'm very interested to see how she performs in her first "r...

In Other News …

Kim Kardashian eats like the rest of us and I love her for it.  [Celebslam] Demi Moore is gorgeous ... for any age.  [popbytes] Interesting new read: Impossible Motherhood regarding a woman who's had 15 abortions in 17 years.  [Pajiba] What, Madonna's dating some other pre-pubescent boy now?  [Celebitchy] Admit it: you hate Tila Tequila because she's better than you.  [Litely Salted] The photo that's going to drive Heidi Montag to total plastic-ness.  [Amy Grindhouse] Did Paris get a nose job?  No ... it's just Photoshop.  [Cityrag] Real Housewives Bethenny Frankel tries to channel Jackie O.  [Pop on the Pop] />Kim Kardashian eats like the rest of us and I love her for it.  [Celebslam] Demi Moore is gorgeous ... for any age.  [popbytes] Interesting new read: Impossible Motherhood regarding a woman who's had 15 abortions in 17 years.  [Pajiba] What, Madonna's dating some other pre-pubescent boy now?  [Celebitchy] Admit it: you hate Tila Tequila because she's better than you.  [Litely Salted] The photo that's going to drive Heidi Montag to total plastic-ness.  [Amy Grindhouse] Did Paris get a nose job?  No ......

So It Looks Like Sandra Bullock’s Husband Has Been Cheating on Her

Do the tabloid covers speak the truth? Sure sounds like it. After InTouch magazine hit stands yesterday morning screaming that Sandra Bullock's husband, Jesse James, had an 11-month affair with a a tattoo model, Sandra backed out of the UK premiere of The Blind Side. Warner Bros issued this statement: "Due to unforeseen personal reasons a trip abroad to support The Blind Side has been deemed impossible at this time. I apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused and thank you for your continu...

Tiger Woods Mistresses Still Coming Out of the Woodwork

Okay, so, the guy did what he did, dropped out of the spotlight and plans to play the Masters next month, managed to salvage a semblance of his marriage and yet there are still allegations from women coming out claiming that they were The One and they have the proof to, well, prove it. The latest comes from porn star Joslyn James who set up a new domain name last week: sextingjoslynjames.com.  ... So crafty, Ms. James, just ... crafty. James claims to have authentic Tiger Woods smut-texts on he...

Britney Spears and Her Agent BF May Not Be Toast

It was reported earlier this week that Britney Spears and her man Jason Trawick were dunzo, but that might not be the case. According to sources close to to Britney, Jason was seen over at her place this past weekend and the supposedly-off couple was also spotted at an LA hotel together. According to the source, they're doing the "on/off" thing, which I'm sure we all know is probably totally (not) healthy for Spears, whose prone to acting all kinds of unstable. The source continued on to say,"Mo...
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