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Courtney Love Calls the Kettle Black

Courtney Love just can't keep her sore-infested mouth shut -- about anyone or anything. Love currently blasts her late murder victim husband, Kurt Cobain, and his drug-using ways.  Courtney claims that she did drugs "recreationally" (you can just tell by her face that this is one woman who only did drugs intermittently) and enjoyed their casual use, but Cobain allegedly had another reason for using -- his desperate acquisition of personal and political anarchy.  She then went on to call C...

Paris Hilton Emerges From Under Rock and Does Stuff

Paris Hilton (remember her?) was spotted out and about in LA yesterday with sister, Nicky, looking, well, like a semi-normal human being. It's almost kind of one of those "Where's Waldo" photos or "What's wrong with this picture" ads. I mean, no exposed snatch, no greasy heir on her arm, no bow-legged skinny-cow stance. I'm ... confused. I actually kind of miss the old, golden gossip days where Paris was hooking up with this one and getting engaged to that one ... I mean, she still looks...

Courtney Cox Looking Pretty Okay on Cougar Town Set

Monica Geller Courtney Cox was photographed on the set of new show Cougar Town and she's looking pretty damned good, considering circumstances. And by "circumstances", I mean "what the fuck happened to all of the Friends characters' faces?" Jennifer Aniston's really been the only one blessed in the anti-aging department but the rest of the cast ... damn. I know everybody gets old but ... just, damn. Check out the gallery below for what the Friends cast looks like in 2010. [gall...

Christina Aguilera Trying to Get Back in the Game With New Single

Her new single, "Not Myself Tonight" doesn't drop from her anticipated new album, Bionic until March 30th, but you can check out a snippet here on Evil Beet. This'll be Christina's first album since Back to Basics, which was released in 2006. The song's not bad and it's a far cry from her Genie in a Bottle days -- thankfully -- but I still don't get why everyone's trying to be Lady Gaga nowadays. Based on the whole electronic vibe of the song and robotic-theme of the upcoming albu...

Today in Worst Movie Concepts Ever …

Tom Cruise is slated to play a cowboy in his upcoming flick, Paper Wings. What's next, Elton John playing a muscle-bound oil-rigger who can't get enough female prostitutes under his belt? Tcha. The story's supposed to revolve around Cruise playing a rough-and-tumble rodeo champ who woos an up-and-coming country singing star, a role that Reese Witherspoon is allegedly considering.   Sources say that the two are currently in talks to join the cast. Hope he doesn't get any of his fake tee...

Jon Gosselin Dropped By Yet Another High School Student

Jon Gosselin and Morgan Christie's romance is over.  Can you hear my heart breaking from all the way over here? After "months of fighting", Christie reportedly kicked the deadbeat dad and defunct reality star to the curb -- and out of her house -- and the main reasons were because he was fat, lazy and mooch-y.  I knew the girl was a little dense for dating Gosselin to begin with, but come on ... is that not why all of his previous relationships -- including his marriage -- foundered? Jon a...

In Other News …

Miranda Cosgrove films a new music video. [Celebslam] A My Fair Lady reboot in the making? [popbytes] Your weekly 24 update. [Pajiba] Jude Law gets hair plugs ... or Rogaine or something. Either way, he's still a total tool. [Celebitchy] Got Facebook? Got Syphilis? Maybe. [Zelda Lily] Lindsay fell down the other night, not 'cause she was pushed, but because she was "tired." What a "tired" excuse. Next thing we know, she'll be checking herself into the "hospital" for "exhaustion." [Litely Salted] Rihanna lets another boyfriend move in. Let's hope this turns out better than the last one. [Allie is Wired] Robert Pattinson is girly in a lot of ways. [Amy Grindhouse] Say it aint' so: Michael Lohan developing a new reality show. [Betty Confidential] />Miranda Cosgrove films a new music video. [Celebslam] A My Fair Lady reboot in the making? [popbytes] Your weekly 24 update. [Pajiba] Jude Law gets hair plugs ... or Rogaine or something. Either way, he's still a total tool. [Celebitchy] Got Facebook? Got Syphilis? Maybe. [Zelda Lily] Lindsay fell down the other night, not 'cause she was pushed, but because she was "tired." What a "tired" excuse. Next thing we know, she'll be checking herself into the "hospital" for "exhau...

Sandra Bullocks’s Weird, Pre-Cognitive Advice to Elin Nordegren

If you don't remember, Sandra Bullock was one of the multitudes of celebrities that were interviewed weeks ago regarding the Tiger Woods Transgressions and she -- thankfully -- didn't let Tiger off the hook as easily as some others did. Bullock spoke to The Insider at the People's Choice Awards back in January and was asked by Insider's Niecy Nash regarding her take on the gratuitous amount of Tiger's affairs and the allegations that Elin beat the snot out of Tiger because of them: ...

The Situation Still Can’t Stop Showing Off His Man-Tits

Dude's got a pretty killer body, but a shriveled, old, bitter-beer butter face and I'm sick to death of seeing him flash his moobs like he's at a never-ending Mardi Gras.  Really. Mike Sorrentino is pictured above "helping out" at the grand opening of Martorano's Italian-American Kitchen at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Florida, just, you know, doing his thing. I am so sick of this guy and his overblown pecs, greasy pallor and constant fist-pumping.  Go away.  Please.  Jus...

Manson Liked It So He Went and Put a Ring On It

While circus freaks Evan Rachel Wood and Marilyn Manson left a restaurant last night in LA , the female half of the relationship wore a ring on its all-important finger ... and just to clear that up, in case there was any confusion, it was Wood sporting the bling, not Manson. The two started dating back in December of 2006 when Wood was just a mere twenty years old; Manson is twenty years her senior. The two had a ridiculously tumultuous relationship involving blood, gore, cutting and obsession ...

Joaquin Phoenix Loves PETA, is One Snaky Dude

The big Wa has evidently -- and completely -- dropped the bizarre faux-rap act and has opted for something with a little more, excuse the pun, gut. Phoenix is stumping for a much greater cause these days: PETA.  In doing this, he clearly felt there was no better way to convey his support for PETA than to show us writhing, half-dead animal heads just after dinner. You can check out the above video for something that'll make you never want to buy snakeskin anything  -- ever -- again. Warning: This video is extremely, unbelievably graphic.  I don't recommend watching it if you've just eaten, or if you've just finished reading the previous entry regarding Jesse James' Playgirl offer. /> The big Wa has evidently -- and completely -- dropped the bizarre faux-rap act and has opted for something with a little more, excuse the pun, gut. Phoenix is stumping for a much greater cause these days: PETA.  In doing this, he clearly felt there was no better way to convey his support for PETA than to show us writhing, half-dead animal heads just after dinner. You can check out the above video for something that'll make you never want to buy snakeskin anything  -- ever -- again. War...

This Is So Not On My Bucket List.

I used to have this thing where all I'd have to do was think about worms in order to throw up, but I think those days are behind me. The visual that this story put into my head has easily superseded the whole "worms" gimmick and I don't think I'll ever be the same girl again. Playgirl has allegedly offered $500k to Sandra Bullock's smut-lovin' husband, Jesse James, to strut his Monster-sized "Vanilla Gorilla" in their monthly rag. Even better? The head of the publication gives even more TM...
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