Hailey "What the fuck are you wearing/Thanks for the eye herp" Glassman, ex of Jon Gosselin, states that she's been offered her own reality show.
Pardon me while I go pick my jaw up off the floor and launder my soiled pants.
Glassman states that the concept of the show will revolve around the endeavor of "leaving New York and all the negative" behind her. The show will be called, appropriately, Starting Over and will chronicle her move from being a NY ho to an LA ho New York to LA....
Tell me, is there honestly anything funnier than someone falling on their ass?
Hah. I thought not.
Fergie takes the stage at a show in Kansas city last night and girlfriend hits the deck like a load of wet laundry while performing. She's always been the very graceful, ladylike performer and I can expect nothing less from someone clearly as "clumsy" as I happen to be. I just love her. She falls on (and off) stage, she pees herself -- she's totally someone I could get down with.
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Tell me, is there honestly anything funnier than someone falling on their ass?
Hah. I thought not.
Fergie takes the stage at a show in Kansas city last night and girlfriend hits the deck like a load of wet laundry while performing. She's always been the very graceful, ladylike performer and I can expect nothing less from someone clearly as "clumsy" as I happen to be. I just love her. She falls on (and off) stage, she pees herself -- she's totally someone I could get down with.
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This is a really sad story, actually.
Joey McIntyre, famed for his 90's boy-band New Kids on the Block, received the blessing of a healthy new child born into his family three months ago. The male child goes by the name of Rhys.
When Rhys was born, it was apparent to Joey and family that the child had hearing issues. The child had also failed the preliminary hearing test in the hospital before the mother and child were released to go home. Post-care follow-up tests showed that baby ...
I'll just bet these pictures prompt so many questions for you.
Like, who's the creepy red-headed kid in the photos? Yeah, his name is Ben Mills. And he was expelled from his New Jersey university for threatening to slit the throat of one of his female classmates. And also, you're probably wondering what a skanked-out dude like this is doing with what's supposed to be an upstanding lady from across the pond, yeah? Evidently, the two met back in 2009 after a detoxification clinic spons...
Evidently, Rebecca Gayheart grunted out her own little bundle of joy about three weeks ago and somehow, I missed this epic milestone in the former Noxema girl's life. Gah. Gayheart gave birth to little Billie Beatrice (a name that I'm actually digging ... you know, nothing like 'Apple' or 'Television Remote') on March 3rd and I missed it because I was on vacation. Never. Happen. Again.
Gayheart was spotted out earlier this week, similar to every other Hollywood staple, looking as if s...
Mya is pictured above at the Closing Party for Rock Media Fashion Week in Miami, Florida.
I'm guessing the ghetto superstar didn't get the memo that it was, indeed, a fashion expo, 'cause if she had, she wouldn't have shown up looking like a defunct Sesame Street reject that hit the outside alley for some junkie-love before entering the building.
Beyond that dress, the rest of her looks great and she still seems like the sweet and lovely Mya I remember from high school, but the outfit's...
And it's supposedly not even due to the fact that she's an anarchy-loving, Nazi-supporting sadist ... this is just the way she "rolls."
Previously, McGee, who is Mistress #1 in the Jesse James scandal, came forward and admitted that she only involved herself with James to support her family. Now, after God-knows-how-long of supplying James with all the free curdled milk he could get from that dirty cow, she's getting fed up with the publicity that she so willingly brought down upon herse...
And she's trying her best to follow in Mama's footsteps by launching her very own career in the entertainment industry.
Naturally, Madonna has some pull pretty much everywhere in the world, not just in third world countries or with 19 year-old male models, so she's set out to secure daughter Lourdes a "small role" in an upcoming film that the Queen of Pop has another hand in. The film is based on the life of Edward VIII.
This is a total change of pace for the protective Madonna -- sh...
Although reformed sex-addict pioneer Russell Brand is ready to tie the knot with "I Kissed a Girl" singer Katy Perry, it doesn't prevent him from living vicariously through other philandering fools like Tiger Woods and Jesse James.
At Thursday's Victoria's Secret swim party, Brand was asked about his take on the two latest cheating scandals that rocked pop culture, and in his slyly-coquettish way, Brand replied:
"I like them! [James and Woods]... They seem like nice guys."
I dunno, man....
And I'm assuming it's the latter rather than the former.
Emma Watson was snapped arriving at Heathrow Airport for the first time in a long, long time. The Harry Potter star has been working hard filming new movies and attending school in the US at Brown University.
I love this girl, I love her sweater and as a self-proclaimed Harry Potter nerd, that fact in itself makes her all the more appealing.
This is one girl that I can definitely say, with assurance, will never end up going ...
Evidently there's a long-lost sex tape floating around with Jimi Hendrix's name on it. And his peter, among other nude things.
The film is titled Jimi Hendrix: The Story of the Lost Sex Tape and it'll be released on May 3rd. The video is said to include eleven minutes of Hendrix doing the do and probably under some kind of psychedelic influence. I hope that there'll be floating mushrooms super-imposed all over the film, 'cause it'd be just so damned literal in so many ways.
You can check...
Boy, this little kid's turning out to be a real pain in the ass. Maybe one day, he'll actually receive notoriety kind of like that of Johnny Knoxville or something and then his dumb quips might be considered appropriate. At least in certain circles.
Bieber takes his latest pre-pre-pubescent angst out on Her Highness, Mariah Carey, and compares her to a basketball player past his time -- old and irrelevant. When interviewed this past week about current pop stars like Justin Timberlake, R...