Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Ricky Martin is Undeniably Gay

Wonder if Barbara Walters wants to take credit -- again -- for this public revelation. Either way, whatevs ... Ricky Martin (even though he did take part in Menudo) is fabulous and amazing and deserves to be happy one way or another.  He didn't owe the public an explanation or any retorts to the decade of gay-taunts and speculation regarding his sexuality, but he's obviously comfortable enough in his own skin to address what so many people have questioned him about in the past. On his blog, ...

Sandra Bullock Calling it Quits on Sham-Marriage to Jesse James

With a name like Jesse James, it's sure to be crap. Sandra Bullock allegedly breaks her silence and tells friends that she's in the process of filing for divorce from cheating husband, Jesse James, Radar Online reports.  Sandra abandoned her shared home with James last week and hasn't been spotted in public since allegations of affairs emerged two weeks ago. James has been linked to four women -- at this point -- and if the situation plays out like Tiger-Gate did, this is only the beginn...

Ross and Rachel Are Off Again

Jennifer Aniston and David Schwimmer reportedly aren't so friendly after Jen's most recent Tonight Show appearance. According to the Examiner (a really, really, super credible news source), David's pissed that Jen told David Letterman that she really had no idea who her former on-screen love interest was engaged to.  And he's being dramatic about it, too. David's reportedly not even taking Jen's phone calls. To be fair, I said the same exact thing when I found out he'd gotten engaged. Assuming David and Jennifer aren't super close (thi...

Are You Guys Down With Jemi or WHAT?!?!?! WOOOOOO!!!! GET PSYCHED!!!

People.com has this story up right now. Their headline is "Demi Lovato Wants the World to Know She Loves Joe Jonas", which made me LOL. I was pretty hard on these two at first, but then I thought about it and I was like, "Fuck it! Their young kids in love." And Demi's gushing about Joe during an interview with a Canadian entertainment show sounded pretty much like any high school aged chick going on and on about how bananas she is about her boyfriend. Remember your high school sweetheart and yo...

In Other News …

Man fishes Julia Roberts' napkin outta the garbage. Gross. [Celebslam] Ricky Martin -- officially -- comes out of the closet. [popbytes] Will you be seeing Chloe? [Pajiba] Cameron Diaz looks bangin' ... from the neck down. [Celebitchy] Is Sarah Palin repping Republicans well? [Zelda Lily] Check out Amy Adams' baby shower. She's amazingly cute. [Amy Grindhouse] Celebrity tattoos: the lame and the lamer. [Cityrag] Le sigh. Demi Moore tries to stay relevant ... again. [Pop on the Pop] />Man fishes Julia Roberts' napkin outta the garbage. Gross. [Celebslam] Ricky Martin -- officially -- comes out of the closet. [popbytes] Will you be seeing Chloe? [Pajiba] Cameron Diaz looks bangin' ... from the neck down. [Celebitchy] Is Sarah Palin repping Republicans well? [Zelda Lily] Check out Amy Adams' baby shower. She's amazingly cute. [Amy Grindhouse] Celebrity tattoos: the lame and the lamer. [Cityrag] Le sigh. Demi Moore tries to stay relevant ... again. [...

Can You Even Imagine How Amazing This Will Be?

Tim Burton's on this whole fairy tale kick as of late and while both Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and Alice in Wonderland were kind of "eh" in my opinion, I am all about what's rumored to be his next project: Maleficent. And guess who's might be playing the lead? The only person who could, of course: Angelina Jolie. Maleficent! Remember that bitch? The evil fairy godmother from Sleeping Beauty? Burton wants to re-tell the classic story from her point of view. Now you know that that's going to be off the chain. It's been a minute...

LeAnn Rimes Got Put on Blast by Eddie Cibrian’s Ex-Wife

I guess LeAnn Rimes wasn't satisfied ruining Eddie Cibrian's marriage, because now she's complicating custody issues between her man and her ex, too. Damn. Never really pegged LeAnn Rimes to be the kinda girl who's OK making a kid miserable on his birthday, but it's foolish to act surprised about anything these days. The drama started when LeAnn told Eddie that she didn't want his ex-wife, Brandi Gianville, to celebrate their son Jake's birthday together because it would make her uncomforta...

So This is Where Lindsay’s Been Hiding Her Coke Stash

And she's thinking, 'Damn, B, I paid through the nose for this shit!' Lindsay-Everyone-Claims-She's-Gonna-Die-Soon-Lohan leaves a house party on Saturday night and looks every bit the part. God, Lindsay.  You're a fucking mess. Your self-tanner's stained your palms, your gum lines are receding, your pupils are big enough for Gabby Sidibe to walk through ... if this wasn't such an apparent, time-after-time lack of self-regard, I'd start to feel pretty badly for you. And in case you were ...

LOL!!

Only one term comes to mind when I look at this photo: "The Shocker." Gerard Butler and Jennifer Aniston were photographed on the sly -- from the back -- while the photogs in front played the whole "distraction" card. The photos of the duo and another dude were taken during the Paris promo of their new movie, The Bounty Hunter. No word if Aniston's been granted knockin'-on-the-back-door privileges in her and Butler's reciprocal "friendship." Image courtesy of TMZ.com. ...

Holy Crap, Lady Gaga’s Only 24?!

Lady Gaga turned 24 yesterday and to celebrate, she posted a cleavage photo of herself online, all the while seducing a really fortunate teacup. The image was posted on her Twitter account, along with accolades to her fans for supporting her over the years: "Thank you so much for all the beautiful birthday messages, videos, and gifts. The greatest present I've been given this year is you I love u." "I'm 24 today, so you know what that means? Let's raise a glass to 30 more years of writing ...

We’re Hiring!

As I mentioned last week, our beloved Kelly will no longer be spending her weekends with us here at Evil Beet. Kelly is irreplaceable, but we've got a weekend slot to fill. The position for right now is every-other-weekend, but, as you've seen if you've stuck around here awhile, talented, hard-working writers tend to get promotion opportunities and extra shifts, so if you're flexible with your potential time commitment, that's a plus (but not a requirement). This is a PAID position. Here are the requirements: - Weekend availability (this means you give up your weekends -- think long and hard about whether you're willing to do this before you apply) - Comprehensive knowledge of and love for celebrity gossip - Strong, well-developed, unique writing voice - Impeccable spelling and grammar - Computer know-how (you don’t have to be a genius, but you need to know your way around a computer and be able to use some basic image editing software) - You must be at least 18 years old - You must either have a mailing address in the U.S. or able to accept payment via PayPal If you've applied in the past, please feel free to apply again. Your application should include: 1) A cover letter 2) Your age and location (city and state) 3) Your current occupation (if this is "student" or "unemployed" or "mom" or "I sell weed but only when I need the extra cash to buy crack," that's awesome too, I just want to know). 4) Writing samples. Preference will be given to folks who have a blog they update regularly. (It does not have to be a blog about celebrity gossip.) If you don't have a blog, or if you'd like to supplement your blog with additional pieces, please include writing samples, published or not. But the best thing you can do for this is attach a link to your awesome blog that you write on all the time. Applications should be sent to spasulka@gmail.com with the subject line "EB Weekend Editor Application." If you send your application with the subject line "Hey Beet!" or "My Awesome Application" or "Try v1aggra" or (shudder) "PRESS RELEASE," it will not be considered. The deadline to apply is 5pm PST on Friday, April 2. Harsh words aside, I always love reading the applications I get from you guys. You prove every time how immensely talented and hilarious you are, and this process always makes me proud to have you as readers and e-friends. xoxo Beet />As I mentioned last week, our beloved Kelly will no longer be spending her weekends with us here at Evil Beet. Kelly is irreplaceable, but we've got a weekend slot to fill. The position for right now is every-other-weekend, but, as you've seen if you've stuck around here awhile, talented, hard-working writers tend to get promotion opportunities and extra shifts, so if you're flexible with your potential time commitment, that's a plus (but not a requirement). This is a PAID position. Here are...