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I hate Dane Cook. I know, he's the most easily hated person in the history of people who aren't Hitler, but I honestly can't stand the guy. It's so multilayered. He's unfunny. This took a couple years for me to figure out because I was young and impressionable (maybe 14?) when he hit the scene and he's from my part of Massachusetts. I probably do feel extra pissed because it admittedly took me a couple years to figure out that the guy never tells jokes. He says things that sound like jokes in...
Lil Wayne was scheduled to report to jail about a week ago, but the oral surgery he needed before he spent a year locked up kept him out of there for an extra week. His sentencing date was moved to yesterday, but in some crazy twist of fate, the courthouse caught on fire and so everything got bumped up until today. Well, the judge had some time to think about it, and since the damage from the fire was pretty bad, she pushed Wayne's appointment back until Monday. By the time his ass is finally...
What happens when Lady Gaga runs out of Gaga? I mean, what's this chick gonna do once she's run out of wild things to wear on her head? She already doesn't wear pants and tops she wears more and more sparingly by the day. I'm all for fun fashion, but seriously! This lady is going to run out of ways to shock us. And then what? Do we have to start liking Britney Spears again? Slow your roll, Gaga.
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"I write a lot and it's very therapeutic for me because then I can see what's happening on paper. I've started writing a book. It's going to take a while, all my life experiences. I started writing it a year ago. There's a lot to put down, you know?"
-Lindsay Lohan tells OK! that she's working on a book. A lot to put down? Yeah, we know....
We all sneak snacks in to movies, right? Sure, technically it's against the rules, but it should be against the law for them to charge you four dollars for a bag of Sour Patch Kids, right? It's a fairly common practice. However, today Seal and his wife Heidi Klum are making headlines over Seal's reluctance to give up his Pinkberry at the doors of a Los Angeles theater.
The story goes like this: Seal and Heidi roll up to an AMC in Burbank, and Seal has a big container of Pinkberry that he's bee...
...while filming a scene for their television in Malibu! Uh! Got you guys! LOL! You really thought they found a dead body on the beach and I waited until roughly 2:30 in the afternoon to post about it? Please, homegirl has SOME journalistic integrity. I know that the JoBros fumbling around with a dead body on the beach would be a way bigger story than the Vicki Gunvalson adulterous make-out story. Jeez! Anyway! Check out these photos. Kevin looks like a dork.
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The lives of Charlie Sheen and his wife Brooke Mueller are getting freakier by the day. RadarOnline had the scoop today about Charlie and Brooke's unconventional sex life.
“Brooke is bisexual,” another insider told RadarOnline.com. “She and Charlie have had more than one woman share their bed in the short time they’ve been married.”
“Some of the women they slept with together also did drugs with them,” the insider told RadarOnline.com.
It's not particularly shocking that th...
The 2009 We Don't Give a Fuck Tour has extended itself into 2010!!! On Monday, Robert Pattinson showed up on the red carpet for the premiere of his film, Remember Me, and posed with co-star Emilie de Ravin. Emilie's next movie should probably be called Remember to Take Your Skirt Out of Your Underwear After You Pee, because obviously that was a problem for her this time around. FASHION! Honestly, people.
Also there: Kristen Stewart! She's not in the movie but she gets to go to the premiere because she's having vaginal intercourse with Robert Pattinson. An...
Yeah, so, Naomi Campbell smacked some driver in NYC upside the head today. Then she fled the scene, because she's all class like that. Here's the run-down:
A man hired to drive Naomi Campbell told police the supermodel assaulted him from the back seat of a luxury SUV on Tuesday before hopping out and running away.
Police were looking to speak with Campbell, who is known for her feisty temper, and were weighing whether to charge her.
A spokesman for Campbell, who has previously pleaded guilty...
I want to have this all squared away in time for the next season. My neighbors and I have been playing by the following set of (fairly simple) rules all season:
You drink any time someone says:
journey
leap of faith
path
fall/falling/fallen
heart
This set of rules is enough to get a small elephant drunk. (It does not work as well with the large elephant, but, in my defense, he refuses to drink anything stronger than beer.) I think there's room for expansion, though. Thoughts? ...