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Erin Muller, Michael Lohan’s Ex, Has a GPS on Her Undercarriage

Just when you thought the Lohan clan couldn't get any worse, Michael Lohan goes ahead and outdoes his own previous attempts to solidify the public's notion that he's bat-shit crazy. Erin Muller, the woman who Lohan allegedly kicked in the crotch, claims that Lohan placed a GPS tracking device on the "undercarriage" of her car and used the device to stalk her -- everywhere she went. The estranged couple is not foreign to public drama and sue-crazy tactics; Michael attempted to sue Muller...

BGC Recap: So Hard to Say Goodbye!!!

So hard to say goodbye..to some at least. The previous episode left us in turmoil, with Kate's explosion and departure. She claims "her work here is done"... but is it, viewers? I ask you to weigh in. With Kate gone, the girls debate about "them laws" and whether or not any of them (cough: Annie) have grounds to press charges. Amber gets her own justice on what remains of Kate...her clothes. What she doesn't adopt into her own wardrobe, she defiles with cheap lotion and then joyfully...

Cindy Crawford’s Extortionist to Spend Two Years in Jail

Man, this was such a weird story. Remember when some dude was trying to sell pictures of Cindy Crawford's 7-year-old daughter bound to a chair and gagged? (It was part of a game of Cops & Robbers.) Every single news outlet he approached passed on the photos because there is apparently still a shred of dignity in celebrity journalism. Then he tried repeatedly to get money out of Cindy Crawford and her husband Rande Gerber in exchange for the return of the photos. You can read our full story on it here. Anyway, the gross dude, Edis Kayalar, an aspiring model, was sentenced...

Is Lindsay Lohan Really the One Behind Her E-Trade Lawsuit?

I ranted yesterday about how Lindsay Lohan filed a frivolous lawsuit against E-Trade claiming that the "milk-a-holic" named Lindsay in their Super Bowl commercial was based on her. Since news of the lawsuit broke, Lindsay herself has had no comment. (And she also doesn't have a publicist anymore.) The closest thing Lindsay's come to making a public statement since yesterday is musing on her Twitter about the symptoms of swine flu. She's in Paris enjoying Fashion Week, drunk (on milk, 'natch...

Mourning Corey Haim

I'm not going to give my speech again. You know, my don't-do-drugs speech that I give every time we write about a celebrity overdose. But, ya know, don't do drugs. And if you find yourself doing drugs and you find you can't stop, ask for help. Corey Haim didn't think he had a problem, but his best friend Corey Feldman did. In fact, Feldman refused to film another season of The Two Coreys with Haim until he addressed his addiction. Haim wouldn't do that. Here's what Corey Feldman had to say...

Will Gabourey Sidibe Ever Work in Hollywood Again?

Howard Stern had a pretty brutal take on it earlier this week, calling her “the most enormous fat black chick I’ve ever seen" and accusing Oprah of lying when she told “this enormous woman the size of a planet that she’s going to have a career.” (The audio is above.) I agree with a lot of what Howard says in terms of Gabourey needing to lose weight. No one can tell that girl that she's absolutely fine and healthy just the way she is. I'm sure she's a beautiful spirit, and she's obviously a brilliant actress, but she's not going to be a brilliant actress for much longer if she doesn't change her diet and exercise regime. That said, a look at Gabourey's IMDB page indicates that she's starring in an upcoming flick called Yelling to the Sky, and this week it was announced she'll have a recurring role opposite Laura Linney in a television show called The Big C, about a suburban mom attempting to find humor in her battle with cancer. So she's working, which is more than most skinny, beautiful actresses in Hollywood can say for themselves. The interesting thing about someone like Gabourey Sidibe being nominated for the best actress role, and for Oprah to so publicly endorse her, is that now you're going to see roles written for Gabourey Sidibe. You're going to see studios pushing for films that use actresses like Gabourey Sidibe and characters like Precious. You're going to see those films mass-marketed, rather than tucked away at indie film festivals or marketed exclusively to the black community. What I find most interesting and potentially inspiring about Gabourey Sidibe is not that she's black or female or overweight, but she's really not pretty. (Your haterade goes in the comments. But it's true.) And we never see that in Hollywood. When you look at the larger women on the Hollywood scene -- black or white -- you'll notice that they all have very beautiful faces. Mo'Nique, Oprah, Queen Latifah, Jennifer Hudson, Kirstie Alley, Jessica Simpson. They all have strikingly beautiful faces. We do not put this constraint on overweight men in Hollywood. So I love that this is an opportunity for Hollywood to start putting more women who look like Gabourey on camera, because the average woman -- even the average overweight or obese woman -- does not have Mo'Nique's perfect face. I think you're incredibly brave and awesome, Gaby, and best of luck to you, kiddo. /> Howard Stern had a pretty brutal take on it earlier this week, calling her “the most enormous fat black chick I’ve ever seen" and accusing Oprah of lying when she told “this enormous woman the size of a planet that she’s going to have a career.” (The audio is above.) I agree with a lot of what Howard says in terms of Gabourey needing to lose weight. No one can tell that girl that she's absolutely fine and healthy just the way she is. I'm sure she's a beautiful spirit, and she's ...

Does Anyone Else Think Kelis is Kanye in Disguise?

'Cause as far as I'm concerned, the two look a little more alike than can even be biologically possible, minus the facial hair, natch. Kelis, if you're unfamiliar with her, hit the hip hop/R&B music genre in 2003 with her ear-catching, annoying-ass single "Milkshake".  She had the typical rise-to-fame scenario; married Nas in 2005, both divorced Nas in 2009 and became his baby mama, and sucked Nas dry via child support just in the past few months. Kelis releases her latest album, FleshTones, on May 1st and her newest single, "Ac...

24 Cancelled?!

I sure hope, for my own peace of mind, that these rumors aren't true. 24, starring Kiefer Sutherland, has been one of my favorite shows. Of all time.  And this is coming from someone who doesn't even watch TV. Insiders at Fox are claiming that the show's 10-year run is quickly coming to a close. According to Nielsen,  the show's ratings have consistently dropped over the past few years and the show's executives allegedly state that it's becoming far too expensive to produce with laggi...

Katherine Heigl Would Like You to Believe There’s a Baby in There

But it's actually 18 bottles of blond hair dye and three cartons of cigarettes. From the bottom of my heart, Katherine, I want to thank you. Thank you for leaving Grey's Anatomy alone so that it can be a show I enjoy again. I stopped watching for a couple of years, but I'm once again fully invested in the plotline and in all the new characters, thanks to the fact that none of them is you. I eagerly await the day that Alex gets the telegram (email?) informing him that Izzie is dead foreve...

RIP Corey Haim

LAPD sources confirm that Corey Haim was found dead in an apartment complex early this morning from an apparent drug overdose.  Haim was 38 years old and had gained the majority of his fame through 80s cult movies such as The Lost Boys and License to Drive. After his major motion picture career apparently fizzled out, Haim collaborated with the "other" Corey, Corey Feldman, on their short-lived reality show The Two Coreys, which aired on A&E in 2007 and 2008.  Both boys at that point ha...

Charlie Sheen Is Leaving Rehab to Tape His Television Show

Charlie Sheen -- who's been in rehab for the past two weeks for alcoholism and cocaine use -- will be leaving March 19 to resume taping Two and a Half Men. I know we're supposed to be all up in arms about this, like, "HE NEEDS TO STAY IN REHAB LONGER!!" but, by March 19, he'll have done nearly the standard 30 days, which is more than I can say for his wife. Brooke Mueller left two separate rehab facilities to be "treated" for her alcoholism at home. Because clinging to the belief that you're different and better than everyone else is a surefire sign that you'r...
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