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Ross is Getting Married

David Schwimmer aka The Schwimdawg is getting married to his girl, Zoe Buckman. It will be a first marriage for both the 43-year old actor and 24-year old Zoe. The two reportedly met while Schwimmer was in London directing the movie Run Fatboy Run. No one cares about David Schwimmer getting married, I know, but I want to know more about this Zoe Buckman. She's a 24 year old photographer who's marrying a 43 year old dude I watched on TV my whole life. This chick is younger than me! How'd she ...

Millions of Milkshakes Continues to Make Non-Famous People Think They’re Famous

Aubrey O'Day, who I will always remember as one of the most unfortunate looking people on that show Making the Band, was at Millions of Milkshakes in Hollywood to introduce her special "celebrity milkshake". Millions of Milkshakes is one of those touristy places in the middle of West Hollywood that thrives on it's "celebrity" guests. When it first opened up, they'd get people like Miley to come in and make a shake. Now they're down to the Aubrey O'Days of the world and it's just sad. The worst part ...

Corey Haim Connected to Massive Drug Ring

Corey Haim passed away earlier this week and while investigating his death, authorities have uncovered that the actor was involved with a huge prescription drug ring. From TMZ: State Attorney General Jerry Brown says his office is conducting a probe of Haim's death because an unauthorized prescription in his name was found during a probe of fraudulent drug-prescription pads in San Diego. Brown said the prescription drug ring under investigation operates by ordering prescription drug pads from authorized vendors using stolen doc...

Caption This!

Renee Zellweger seemed to have a series of unfortunate events as she left lunch in Venice. First she ran in to this weird dude in the photo above, then she struggled to find her keys in her big purse as she made her way to the car. Eventually she just had to squat down and really dig in there. Isn't that always the way with these big purses, ladies? [gallery]...

Taylor Swift Gets a Gay Makeover

There's a formula to making what will be a successful YouTube video. Take something everybody loves and add something else that everybody loves. You know, like babies saying adult things or gay guys romping around to a Miley Cyrus hit. Rinse and repeat, it works almost every time. And that's exactly why this video of a group of gay college boys knew exactly what they were doing when they made this fabulous remake of the most popular Taylor Swift song. These guys have been doing their homework and the video's pretty well-made. Check it out...

Man Arrested For Trying To Get Elton John Murdered via YouTube

WARNING: The above video is completely, totally disturbing and difficult to watch. It's far from kid-friendly. Or anyone-friendly. Neal Horsley, a Georgia man who made the above video after hearing Elton John say that Jesus is gay, has been arrested for threatening the singer's life. The eight minute video is pretty standard Christian gay hate speech but when Horsley went as far as to show Elton's Atlanta residence and say "Elton John must die", he crossed a line.  He is currently being held on a $40,000 bond. And this is so rich: Whe...

It Sounds Like Prison is Holding Lil Wayne Back From Being Great :(

Unfortunately, my prediction that Lil Wayne would never actually wind up in jail was wrong and he began serving his sentence on March 10th. Wayne's serving his prison time in New York (Rikers Island! Just like they talk about in rap songs and on Law & Order!), and has been warned by the guards not to be open about his fame and flat-out banned from signing autographs. While this may seem like these restrictions were put in place to keep Wayne in check. "Lil Wayne is not a celebrity in here,...

Is Sandra Bullock The Most Down To Earth Person Of All Time?

Ever since Sandra Bullock won her Oscar, I have been having a whole love affair with her. Whether you think she deserved her win or not, you can't deny that she's refreshingly normal and down to earth seeming. Yes, she's a big movie star and super glamorous at times, but she's still schlepping her husband's three kids around in her car in her workout clothes. Just like us, you guys. Just like us. (And check out Jesse James' older two kids-- it's hilarious how much they look like their father.) ...

Quotables

“She was 15, and I wasn’t allowed to grope her. I’m actually not kidding, there are major restrictions that I don’t remember from when I was younger.” -Kristen Stewart, talking about her kissing scene with Dakota Fanning in The Runaways. (Sorry for three Kristen Stewart posts in a row. I guess she's just that fascinating.)...

OH GOD YES IT’S THE LA PREMIERE OF RUNAWAYS

I have been waiting for this moment FOREVAH. No one will actually end up seeing this movie (I predict it will be a phenomenal flop), but this red carpet moment is to DIE for. Kirsten Stewart. Joan Jett. Dakota Fanning. Cherie Currie. It's like Kristen and Dakota are these young women who should be incredibly confident with their sexuality on a red carpet and yet are both incredibly awkward with it, and Joan and Cherie are these two older women who should be downplaying their sexualit...

Kristen Stewart Talks About Hosting SNL

Oh, boy ... I can't wait to spend an entire hour with awkward pauses and incoherent mumbles in a live setting! Stewart claims that although producers haven't asked her to host, she'd still beg anyway probably do it in a heartbeat, although she doesn't think the majority of guest stars are all that funny and compares herself to them: "I would love to say yes for sure, but that is really really scary.  I am so critical of myself and then also of people who are on the show. It's like, 'Nope, you're not funny—next!'" I don't hate Kristen Stewart -- quite the contrary.  I kind of think she's super...

Billy Corgan is Totally Trying, Very Hard, to Get Into Jessica Simpson’s Pants

... And I think, by throwing John Mayer under the bus, that it just may not happen. Simpson, who appeared earlier this week on the David Letterman Show was grilled by Letterman regarding her past with various -- ahem, rather attractive -- love interests, but I found it funny that while exes Tony Romo and John Mayer were discussed, no one thought to bring up who Simpson's now allegedly dating:  Smashing Pumpkins frontman Billy Corgan. However, Billy's gonna try to ride this "unnamed" buxom...
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