Kate Gosselin's Pennsylvania Dutch, duh. Obviously homegirl had a rough time making it across NYC today on foot. First she had a pack of photographers following her (not that she minded, I'm sure) and then she got detoured by the St. Patty's (OR PADDY'S! DON'T SHIT YOURSELF IN THE COMMENTS! PICK WHICHEVER ONE YOU LIKE AND GO WITH THAT!) Day parade. Also, I'm going to get drunk at lunch today. Just wanted to let you guys know.
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Sandra Bullock gets lost dog back, puts husband in the doghouse. [Celebslam]
Marky-Mark still walks around with his underoos hanging out -- and still kind of looks okay. [popbytes]
Sigourney Weaver pushing Aliens to the side and is possibly involved with a new vampire flick project. [Pajiba]
Kate Gosselin denies that she's a diva and a bad mom. [Celebitchy]
Hey, DC's giving away free condoms. You know, if you happen to be in the area or whatever. [Zelda Lily]
Jessica Simpson's new reality show was a flop, I guess. [Litely Salted]
Bret Michaels hearts Miley Cyrus. This is a match made in heaven. [Allie is Wired]
Kendra Wilkinson claims that she won't pose for Playboy ever again. [Amy Grindhouse]
Amanda Seyfried admits that it's tough staying skinny. [Betty Confidential] />Sandra Bullock gets lost dog back, puts husband in the doghouse. [Celebslam]
Marky-Mark still walks around with his underoos hanging out -- and still kind of looks okay. [popbytes]
Sigourney Weaver pushing Aliens to the side and is possibly involved with a new vampire flick project. [Pajiba]
Kate Gosselin denies that she's a diva and a bad mom. [Celebitchy]
Hey, DC's giving away free condoms. You know, if you happen to be in the area or whatever. [Zelda Lily]
Jessica Simpson's new reality show was a flop, I guess. [Litely Salted]
Bret Michaels...
Miley Cyrus is 17 years old, so it makes sense that she hasn't exactly figured out the whole dating game. Or, you know, not-game. The unfortunate thing about that is that she makes statements to the press about her boyfriend Liam Hemsworth like, "I think when you're trying to play it cool and you're like, 'Oh, I won't text back for like the next hour,' that's when you know it's more serious. You have no idea how many times I was like, 'Oh he called. I'm not going to call back tomorrow.' When it ge...
"That distracts from what you do and what you work really hard at which is our movies, our television shows. It's almost like another job that you have not chosen to be a part of. It's like a soap opera that you did not sign up for."
- Jennifer Aniston continues to not understand the majority of her appeal....
We've pretty much always seen Katherine Heigl with the same sunny blonde 'do, so it's strange to see these photos of the actress lunching in LA with a much darker mop. Personally, I don't hate the look but I think Katherine always looks best as a blonde, maybe even with a little bit of red. She definitely looks more like a mommy, though.
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Tila Tequila had looked everywhere, but she could not find her pills. 'I need to take my medication. My happy pills,' she said, as she pushed aside some of the empty Red Bull cans that were strewn about her Studio City house. She wouldn't name the medication but explained, 'Just so much has been going on, my doctor has been giving me stuff to help me cope.'"
- The absolutely enthralling opening paragraph on the LA Times feature on Tila Tequila. It's a must-read, folks. Meet you back here in...
Kate Gosselin's Pennsylvania Dutch, duh. Obviously homegirl had a rough time making it across NYC today on foot. First she had a pack of photographers following her (not that she minded, I'm sure) and then she got detoured by the St. Patty's (OR PADDY'S! DON'T SHIT YOURSELF IN THE COMMENTS! PICK WHICHEVER ONE YOU LIKE AND GO WITH THAT!) Day parade. Also, I'm going to get drunk at lunch today. Just wanted to let you guys know.
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Girlfriend's milkshake (?) has all but dried up according to this picture.
I always admired Winslet for her gorgeous, curvy figure and now she's looking like just another post-divorce, pasty, misery-laden actress with weight-loss cellulite hanging out underneath the area that used to be considered a rather generous bottom.
In retrospect, Winslet did look a little glum at this year's Oscars -- her recent split with Sam Mendes must be taking its toll on her.
Girl, you're thirty-four ye...
This is clearly his response to Dina's request for further child support or finding out that trainwreck daughter Lindsay doesn't have a snowball's chance in hell of winning her cash cow lawsuit against E-Trade. Goddamn it how some people just can't stand to be out of the limelight for thirty-four seconds and kind of funny how certain things come around and go right back around and, well, punch you in the chest. I'm not even remotely saying that Lohan deserves what happened to him but it's always r...
Miley Cyrus is 17 years old, so it makes sense that she hasn't exactly figured out the whole dating game. Or, you know, not-game. The unfortunate thing about that is that she makes statements to the press about her boyfriend Liam Hemsworth like, "I think when you're trying to play it cool and you're like, 'Oh, I won't text back for like the next hour,' that's when you know it's more serious. You have no idea how many times I was like, 'Oh he called. I'm not going to call back tomorrow.' When it ge...
"That distracts from what you do and what you work really hard at which is our movies, our television shows. It's almost like another job that you have not chosen to be a part of. It's like a soap opera that you did not sign up for."
- Jennifer Aniston continues to not understand the majority of her appeal....
We've pretty much always seen Katherine Heigl with the same sunny blonde 'do, so it's strange to see these photos of the actress lunching in LA with a much darker mop. Personally, I don't hate the look but I think Katherine always looks best as a blonde, maybe even with a little bit of red. She definitely looks more like a mommy, though.
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Tila Tequila had looked everywhere, but she could not find her pills. 'I need to take my medication. My happy pills,' she said, as she pushed aside some of the empty Red Bull cans that were strewn about her Studio City house. She wouldn't name the medication but explained, 'Just so much has been going on, my doctor has been giving me stuff to help me cope.'"
- The absolutely enthralling opening paragraph on the LA Times feature on Tila Tequila. It's a must-read, folks. Meet you back here in...