Anyone wearing that kind of dress will never die. Out of spite.
Lindsay Lohan was spotted out — during daylight hours and before 11 PM, oddly enough — doing some shopping in Glendale. And her skin did not melt and fold off.
Although various sources TMZ, LAPD, her family, her friends, her “fans”, her doctors claim that the starlet is on the highway to hell, it hasn’t deterred her from doing some shopping in Gramma’s frock.
Lindsay hit up the latest senior boutiques in Glendale’s rockin’ shopping district and then attended another session at “The Right On Program” where she showed off her newest arm tat that reads, “I restore myself when I’m on my own.”
If old-lady-retail therapy restores you when you’re own your own, honey, have at it and go ape-shit senior-citizen-discount crazy. Like, every day.
She also looks like she has Grandma’s breasts.
yikes, THOSE ARE BACK!!???
wtf?!
i hated those dresses the 1st go round back in the late 80’s when i was in high school.
horrible.
she is SOOOOOO ironic. *eyeroll*
Eww, is anyone else seeing her arm? Those look REALLY painful. No no, the drugs + drama + self destructive cutting and other behaviors are fine, she’s fine! Dina mom said so.
Also, where is she getting money to shop with? Or maybe, based on the outfit, she’s aiming lower when choosing stores – I saw one of those dresses in a Salvation Army a few weeks ago.
Maybe she’s dressing in old lady clothes to match her old lady face…
OMG!!! I have, like, no fashion sense whatsoever and like NEVER complain about what a star is wearing on here, but MY EYES ARE BURNING. That looks awful…..like squared or cubed or to the nth degree awful!! AGHHHH I can’t look at it, I have to scroll down because it literally makes my insides go crazy.
She probably borrowed it from her younger sister who looks like she could pass for Dina’s older sister.
“Anyone who wears that dress will never die. Out of spite.” That’s brilliant. I never thought of dressing for obscurity as a way of indirectly assuring immortality…but I think you have something there.