Jon Gosselin and Morgan Christie’s romance is over. Can you hear my heart breaking from all the way over here?
After “months of fighting”, Christie reportedly kicked the deadbeat dad and defunct reality star to the curb — and out of her house — and the main reasons were because he was fat, lazy and mooch-y. I knew the girl was a little dense for dating Gosselin to begin with, but come on … is that not why all of his previous relationships — including his marriage — foundered?
Jon and his more-famous ex, Kate split this past June and this is the third fleeting relationship with a twelve year-old that Jon’s been kicked out of.
Christie reportedly asked Jon to leave her home this past Sunday and he’s been on his own since.
No word on if he’s aware that Dakota Fanning is available.
Not Dakota Fanning! She’s far too precious. Jon Gosselin can have Dakota Johnson, Melanie Griffith’s daughter, but not Dakota Fanning.
In the aftermath of yet another failed tabloid “relationship,” Jon may actually be forced to spend time with his 8 unfortunate kids.
“Defunct reality star” has a nice ring to it.
I’m curious as to what a “foundering” marriage is?
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/founder
Founder: 3. to become wrecked; fail utterly: The project foundered because public support was lacking.
lol i always thought it was “floundered”. like the fish. good to know.
They are almost synonyms: here’s how Dictionary.com defines flounder:
1. to struggle with stumbling or plunging movements (usually fol. by about, along, on, through, etc.): He saw the child floundering about in the water.
2. to struggle clumsily or helplessly: He floundered helplessly on the first day of his new job.
Well, this helps round out the cast for parasite-par-excellence Michael Lohan’s “All Jon’s Exes” reality tv show.
It’s amazing how much mileage these wanna-be men can get from exploiting the women and children in their lives.
You just got to wonder when Jon Gosselin is going to realize that he actually needs a life – maybe never. For his sake and that of 20-something women everywhere, I hope that I’m wrong.
Technically he is not unemployed, he signed a new contract with TLC, they don’t want him but he’s agreeing to allow the kids to be filmed again and their lawsuit went away along with his legal bills so he’s got some walking around money. He’s also getting enough that he can pay his 10K a month child support payments. Jon’s just a turd, and what is really disturbing is that this Christie person let him crawl on top of her for any reason, and felt the need to share that sad fact with a tabloid to alert them she was no longer getting Gosselin peen. She’s worse in my opinion, he’ll take what he can get under 24 – what’s her excuse?