Ladies and gentlemen, pull your cars off of the road and lock up the children that want to get their permits … Amy Winehouse is begging for driving lessons. And a machete.
If that’s not a frightening visual, I don’t know what is.
Winehouse took to her Twitter account yesterday and crazily-blabbered about getting behind the wheel of a vehicle all Indiana Jones-like:
I WANT. DRIVING LESSONS..an machete BUT.IWANT.DRIVING.LESSONS.MORE.
I NEEEEEEEEEED DRIVING LESSONS..an machete BUT.IWANT.DRIVING.LESSONS.MORE> auntie rene more.! i’ll pay, you jus come’ long fo’ craziness.
auntie rene, come help me it’ll be me an violetta. i kkkkknow i’ve misssed the point of this but. but this this this this this this this
Yes, Aim, you’ve missed the point big time … and no one wants to see your crazy, strung-out ass driving a big rig, brandishing the point of a sharp blade while doing so. Ever.
For the love of God, “Auntie Rene”, tell Winehouse “no, no, no.”
People are saying “driving lessons” and “machete” are code names for drugs. And Aunt Rene is her dealer.
It DOES make more sense reading it back.
God, it really does, doesn’t it? And although it wasn’t obvious at first to my dense, goody-goody ass, this entire tweet is pretty explicit to put on a public forum, no? I wonder,can cops (English or otherwise) use someone’s twitter posts as probable cause? A pretty sad example of what addiction can do to a person, if it really is about drugs.
I had heard she was getting better but clearly not, I wish she would try attending some of the Drug rehab facilities California. They are apparently the best in the business and she certainly needs it!