Kate Gosselin’s Pennsylvania Dutch, duh. Obviously homegirl had a rough time making it across NYC today on foot. First she had a pack of photographers following her (not that she minded, I’m sure) and then she got detoured by the St. Patty’s (OR PADDY’S! DON’T SHIT YOURSELF IN THE COMMENTS! PICK WHICHEVER ONE YOU LIKE AND GO WITH THAT!) Day parade. Also, I’m going to get drunk at lunch today. Just wanted to let you guys know.
You’re not getting drunk at breakfast anymore molls?
Oh, I’m sorry, that’s when you get high.
what is wrong with you?
$100 bucks says Good Lord got preggers as a teen, married a dude with no abdominal definition, and now her kid has FAS face which she has to explain away to everybody who sees it.
hey, what’s wrong with getting high at breakfast? i think it’s a perfectly good time to get high. pancakes and joints.
and molls, i’m really hoping that the title of this post is an allusion to the disney channel original movie the luck of the irish. it’s prob not, but i wish. (they’ve been playing that movie alot lately, ok.)
Shmoke and a pancake? You know, flapjack and a shigarette? No, all right. Cigar and a waffle? No? Pipe and a crepe? No? Bong and a blintz?
haha FTW
Ahaha. Goldmember!
Is Kate wearing a wig?
Girl, just be happy they’re not attacking you for once. Leave that Skeeto boner killer to it to and get them off your back for like ten minutes!
Touché. Dude caught me when I was bored in the office and open to procrastination, while longing to get my St. Patrick’s Day drink on.
Perfect Storm (soon to be followed by the perfectly poured Irish pint, hopefully).
Dude caught you when you were you.
Uh-oh, looks like I have a stalker… Herpes, is that you?
lame
Thanks, Huido. H responded to me 3 times in succession, while receiving no responses, about a conversation string that he wasn’t a part of.
I love how she color coordinated with her “bodyguard” :P It is me or is she looking old and haggard a la Pamela Anderson???
I know…and holly hell…she is supposedly only 32!!!! I’m 30. I know I don’t have that many lines. Is that what two years will do to my face??? Plus, is it only me – that outfit annoys me.
I think that is what being married to a douchetard and popping out 30 kids will do to you so I’m sure you will be fine :)
That’s what two years and eight kids will do to your face…
Her new extensions look really, really bad!!! I didn’t realize she had to get extra trashy for DWTS.
this post confused me….am I a moron or does the writing just suck?
you’re just a moron who can’t read between the lines
don’t worry, there are lots of you
Not you.
Don’t doubt yourself, the writing sucks. Also, for some reason the writer thinks she is Irish.
her makeup looks bad b/c it is the stage makeup that only looks good on tv, same with the hair.
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If hadn’t had to teach until 4, I would have totally been drinking outside on the first sunny day in months. I hate having to be responsible.
I actually thought that was funny Molls. Lol. So very true!