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Michael Lohan Suffers Heart Attack


This is clearly his response to Dina’s request for further child support or finding out that trainwreck daughter Lindsay doesn’t have a snowball’s chance in hell of winning her cash cow lawsuit against E-Trade.  Goddamn it how some people just can’t stand to be out of the limelight for thirty-four seconds and kind of funny how certain things come around and go right back around and, well, punch you in the chest.  I’m not even remotely saying that Lohan deserves what happened to him but it’s always refreshing to see how people react after they’ve had a heart attack or a close brush with death — even a minor one. Some people pull a new lease on life and ask others for forgiveness and some remain to be the heartless bastard that they’ve always been.  Which do you guys think it’ll be?

It’s certainly too bad, but hardly surprising, what with all of the poisonous venom running through his veins.

Sorry for the, uh, inconvenience, Papa Lohan, and best wishes for a speedy and thorough recovery.

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  • I hope he drops dead while driving the entire family to the liquor store. If the gas tank ruptures during the wreck, more the better. I would just hope the tank was full.

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