Well, well … For someone who presents herself to be so hoity-toity, enlightened and above it all, Gwyneth Paltrow can’t sing a note to save her life.
Paltrow was spotted out at a wrap party for her latest flick, Love Don’t Let Me Down and girlfriend sounded like she’d swallowed a bag of smashed cats.
For someone who I consider to be a sub-par actress to begin with, I hardly think this clip is for “pretend.”
I know there are probably some of you out there who’ll read this, shit all over yourselves and start with the “Gwyneth is God, Gwyneth is a fucking guru of fine living, Gwyneth bumped uglies with revered sex-beast Brad Pitt for shit’s sake” and you know what? I’ve fastened my index fingers securely into my ear canals. A tool is a tool no matter how partially chewed off the thorns are and there is nothing endearing or cute about Gwyneth Paltrow mumbling clumsily along to a song that practically anyone with a half a lung can sing.
What do you guys think? Do you think she can sing? You know, in that special kind of way that she thinks she can?
No Ma’am. Homegirl can’t sing a note. And I agree with your article Sarah. She is extremely pretentious and annoying. Also massively insecure and a creeper. Just had to throw in ‘creeper’ because she’s married to my husband and doesn’t seem to love him anymore- yes I know Chris Martin is a petulant brat, but that’s okay because I would make him sing everything he says to me instead of speaking and every time he would do that, my clothes would magically come off and we would make sweet, sweet love and before you know it he’s done being a douche! Sigh…
I don’t like her in general, but I thought her singing wasn’t that bad, especially considering it’s freakin’ karaoke!
I dont like her one bit. SERIOUSLY!
But….. this is karaoke and she sound 20x better then I ever could singing it. In fact, if I close my eyes and didn’t know it was her, i’d have been telling the chick that just sang that how great she did.
Its amature night. Its not…. a record label here.
p.s. she still is crap in my books though.
Word. Wait……WTF?
She sings just fine.
I’m not part of the Gwyneth army, but jesus Beet, you come across as really jealous when you write about her. You know why? Because you don’t have anything legitimate to complain about here, and you’re spewing bile anyway.
I think you’re pretty well-grounded in a lot of your opinions, but this kind of shit is super weak. Grow the fuck up.
Um, it wasn’t Sasha that wrote this, it was “Sarah” — otherwise known as me.
My bad. Just take out the part about other posts being good, and the rest of the comment still stands.
hahahahaha!
H and her sock puppet Anon. Live my avatar, skunk vag.
you must be on the payroll
that’s WAY better than what i hear at the karaoke place i frequent! i don’t even like this stuck up broad, but i’d applaud if i heard that in a club, sure.
she didnt sound that out of tune to me, at all really. and yeah it wasnt some amazing performance, it was just average singing.
i didn’t sound that out of tune to me ‘ at all really.
I hate that “bag of smashed cats reference” Cringe
I loved it!
Does anyone actually visit her website, or is it just something to keep herself busy while her husband ignores her?
I came to the comments section JUST to applaud it.
Really enjoying the quality of the posts these past few days
wow, you’re a bitch.
She sang a duet with Huey Lewis of Cruisin’ that I like – her voice is pretty. I’ve heard a lot worse. Rod Stewart for example – if I never hear another playing of Maggie May, it will be too soon.
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Massive fail. I accept all flames…….
you seem to be the only one here who flames. ever.
I’m guessing then that you can’t read and just come here for the pretty pictures.
If I’m the only one who flames, then why is Molls a lump of charcoal? I am simply doing my best to keep the conversation civil. So go have a proper fuck off.
Gwyneth is an idiot, but she’s not a bad singer.
Well.. Gwyneth wasn’t out of tune at all, a little rough, but she obviously can sing.
Guess Sarah is tonedeaf?
Don’t write shit about others singing, when you don’t even know what it means to hit the notes!!
lol @ bag of smashed cats. i thought she sounded ehhh ok. better than i would!
I think she can sing, but her website is retarded and full of useless info!
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There is something about her, and that something is spoiled. And she doesn’t seem like anyone I would want as a friend, she seems mean, and not loyal. She’s even making bad comments about Madonna now. Is anyone permanent in her life? Has she learned how not to hate and to not want revenge? No, she has a long way to go, and I refuse to watch her in anything.
is it just my phone or was that video like 15 seconds long? How can you tell her talent? But I did see her on the country music awards. It must be nice to be a celebrity and just decide you want to sing and go do it. And get paid to so do even if you suck. Is she awful? No. With enough lessons, anyone can carry a tune. But let me say this. Gwyneth paltrow is no country music singer. I think I speak for many nashvillians when I say I’m embarrassed and befuddled that anyone would choose a pretentious, self-Centered wench to play a role based on a lifestyle that most people equate with likability and humility. I would rather have both my pinkies cut off with a dull butter knife than see her in this role.
I really don’t like her acting or her singing. I just wish she would buy a bra to lift up her saggy, deflated boobs..She’s gross.