Up now: Amanda Seyfried, Angie Harmon (loooove the dress!), Anna Kendrick (new dress, still sucks), Diane Kruger and Josh Jackson, Dianna Agron from Glee (love the girl but the dress is the wrong color for her skin), Elizabeth Banks (new dress, like it much better), Gabourey Sidibe, more Hilary Swank (because I’m obsessed with her dress and am going to get a breast reduction so I can wear it), Jodie Foster (who looks exactly how a lesbian at an Oscars party is supposed to look), Diane von Furstenberg and the carcass she’s draped over her entire body (and also she’s wearing fur),* Kate Beckinsale (dying of the gorgeousness!), Maria Bello (not even sure who she is, but she looks fab!), Rachel McAdams (ehhhhh … I can’t decide), Rosario Dawson (pretty but boring), Salma Hayek (holy God what is even happening there?), Selma Blair (really, Selma? Really? That’s what you wore to the Oscars party? This is why we don’t get along), even more Demi Lovato, and pretty pretty princess Olivia Wilde.
*That’s a really funny joke. Go back and re-read it.
Salma Hayek is wearing an Alexander McQueen dress. She looks great.