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The Oscars – The Dresses (Part III)

I happen to adore Elizabeth Banks’ elegant grey dress (above). It should be noted, however, that the opinions expressed in this article and the two previous ones are not necessarily the opinions of Evilbeet.com. Sasha’s take on the gown? “Love Eilzabeth Banks. Haaaate her dress.”
Nicole Richie wore a beaded snuggie that showed off her back tatoos and Jennifer Lopez showed up wrapped in a mattress pad. I wonder if she and Amanda Seyfried had it out backstage; they’re pretty much wearing mirror images of the same roll of two-ply toilet paper.

Sarah Jessica Parker was there, but as usual, I can’t figure out whether she looks gorgeous and glamorous, or like a fashion victim with a hangover.

Also in this group: Tina Fey, Stana Katic, Queen Latifah, Monique, Molly Ringwald, Mariska Hargitay, Jane Seymour, and Super Classy Bitch Helen Mirren.

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  • Helen Mirren, Jennifer Lopez and Meryl streep looked the best.
    And Sandra Bullock’s red lipstick.

    The nude lipstick look was not flattering on anyone, least of all Barbara Streisand!

    Why did they not include Farrah Fawcett in the Memorial clips?
    That was mean.
    They included Michael Jackson, why not her?
    She di several made for tv movies and was a huge name in Hollywood in the 70’s and 80’s.

    • I also noticed they left out Bea Arthur and Ed McMahon. I thought at first it might be because they were somehow not members of the Academy, but no: the big muckity mucks said they just didn’t have time to show everyone who died that year.

  • I think Elizabeth Banks looks amazing. I disagree with Sascha.

    But my favorite dress is DEFINITELY Tina Fey’s! Oh my god I want it!

  • Wow! I’m really impressed with all the dresses this year. All very interesting and beautiful.

  • Oh, God. Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a tired hag in the waiting room of a well-recommended psychiatrist. I mean, who let her out of the house looking like that? Either her career, time, or alcohol has not been good to her.

  • Was Jack Nicholson there? He’s always there in one of the front rows. I guess Robert Downey was taking his place sporting the shades.

  • They didn’t have time to show everyone who died?
    That is just disgusting. What a lack of respect.
    I guess they can have a lame musical number in the middle of the show – bu not spend an extra 3 minutes on those who made Hollywood what it was and is.
    That was REALLY cold. Perosnally, that means some muckety-muck decided some were worthy and some were not.

  • Hellen Mirren is seriously hot for a woman in her 60’s.

    When I saw Nicole Ritchie, I was immediately reminded of Mrs. Roper in Three’s Company…ya know, if Mrs. Roper were from the future.

  • LOL… I was scrolling down the page quickly and thought that it was Lady Gaga with the way the Oscar makes it look like a giant yellow updo/beehive on Elizabeth Banks.