I want to have this all squared away in time for the next season. My neighbors and I have been playing by the following set of (fairly simple) rules all season:
You drink any time someone says:
journey
leap of faith
path
fall/falling/fallen
heart
This set of rules is enough to get a small elephant drunk. (It does not work as well with the large elephant, but, in my defense, he refuses to drink anything stronger than beer.) I think there’s room for expansion, though. Thoughts?
Don’t forget “fairytale”!
Or you could drink any time someone kisses/makes out! You would need your stomach pumped by the end of the night!
Don’t forget ‘awesome’.
“connection” is definitely up there on overused bachelor-lingo
For sure.
add “soulmate” to the list.
haha!
I always thought it was crazy we never heard them talk about the real important stuff, like ideals, political views, religion….it was just kissy kissy and sharing unbelievable fairytale moments along the journey of a lifetime.
also love how chris harrison steps in to announce the final rose each and every freakin time…like they are in preschool and cannot see the last rose sitting there.
You have to add “feelings” as in “I think I have feelings for him/her.” Because they don’t really know each other, that’s what they end up saying for the entire show.
This is a great idea! Brilliant!
I’m going to do it with a friend as well.
You’re garanteed to have “rose” said multiple times each episodes usually along with “take”
Don’t forget the word “amazing”! Apparently, that’s the only way people know how to describe each other.
Too bad this season already ended because you could’ve taken a shot everytime they played that god awful “Wings of Love” song.. (shudder)
Yes!! Do you remember when Jason was the Bachelor? He allllllllways said “amazing”…usually when he was about to dump a gal. Like, “She’s an amAAAzing woman, but…” We actually did turn that one into a drinking game and had to stop b/c we were getting plastered…
I always think it’s hilarious when people have kids who they temporarily abandon to partake in lame and desperate reality dating shows. Hence, two drinks if/when someone’s child is mentioned. One for you, one for the little guy back home.
“cloud 9”
Don’t forget “amazing” …double shot for “amazing, amazing” person, etc.
By far, the oft most used words are “amazing” and “connection”. You will be wasted quickly if you add them to your game!
“I’m here to find the person I’m going to spend the rest of my life with!.”
“Right reasons”
Oooh, that’s good!
what about:
–“the man i’ve always dreamed of”
–“the life i’ve always dreamed of”
–whenever they show a cliche scene of bachelor/contenders staring off into space with a dramatic narration
Take shots or chug the rest of your drink when the Bachelor cries!!!
My friends and I play pretty much every season. (yes, I’ve/We’ve watched this show quite a lot. These are the statements/words that we sip (chug) our beers at….
– I’m here for the right reasons
– I came here to find love
– When one of the girls cries
– When one of them gets to drunk
…. and then we add a couple that are exclusive to the particular season and this season we added..
– any talk of Tinley’s ex husband or if she was ready to move on
– Aly talking shit about Vienna/ anyone talking shit about Vienna
– Jake saying “i’m the kind of guy that. . . . ”
– Vienna saying….well anything that we thought might warrant a drink
Needless to say, b/c of The Bachelor Mondays became the new Friday
Don’t forget “process” :)
This season we added flying references and it did not disappoint. Helicoper rides are always good for bonus drinks because they buy those things in bulk.
“…these (insert number here) incredible women…”
-Anything to do with “spark/connection” as in, “there was no spark”
-Any time they say “I can’t believe I’m falling in love with more than one person” or something along those lines
-They say “amazing”
-They say “it broke my heart”
-They complain about how hard it is
-They feign as if they have “no idea” who they’re going to choose.
-Every time someone starts to tear up
-They talk about the number of women (or men) left
-They talk about what their “heart says” or “following their heart”
-Any time they mention the heart at all.
Just the ones I’ve listed are enough to give someone alcohol poisoning during the previews, let alone the show
What about “everytime one of them says something cheesy?
Genius! and I can use this formula to get my boyfriend to watch all kinds of shows he does not want to watch!