Cruz Beckham celebrated his 5th birthday yesterday at some place called Xtreme Martial Arts World Headquarters dressed in full-on Optimus Prime gear. The littlest Beckham boy has never been shy of the cameras and posed adorably for the photogs as he headed to his party.
It's comforting to know that 5 year olds are still the same, even when their parents are David and Victoria Beckham and people like Gwen Stefani go to their birthday parties. They just want to put on an Optimus Prime costume and...
I chose this story just because I wanted to write that headline.
Susan went to The Box in New York to celebrate the burlesque club's third anniversary and was vomited on by transvestite performer Rose Wood while Wood was on stage.
"She actually handled it very well," a source said. "She was laughing while a bunch of guys came over to towel her off."
Chances are the performer won't handle it as well. From here on out, she'll probably be known as "the one that vomited on Susan Sarando...
The train wreck that rivals the Old 97 (look it up) Lindsay Lohan, partied with Jade Jagger at London fashion week. That's her and Jade Jagger above, doing their best impressions of a palsy inducing blood alcohol level. Or maybe they're just "smizing" too hard, I don't know.
At first glance it might seem like an odd pairing, but the two really have a lot in common. For example, they both look like they are 38. Also, Jagger has successfully done hew own line of accessories while Lohan has successful...
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Not too long ago the pitbull terrier belonging to Sandra Bullock and her husband Jesse James went missing. Luckily, Cinnabun (which is the most adorable name for a pitbulll, ever) was returned 3 weeks later after the couple put out several public pleas and enlisted the services of a pet detective.
They still don't know what happened to the dog when she went missing, but disturbingly, the dog lost over 23 pounds during the 25 days she was missing, and "sustained severe injuries." James was on Ryan S...
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Out of Australia comes this unexpected and totally over exaggerated story that Lady Gaga is penniless. The rumors stem from the following quote in The Daily Telegraph in which Gaga explains how she devotes all her time and resources to her career.
"I live right here in the moment. I live on stage. I don't own a house, I don't spend money on those things. I live out of a suitcase and I make music and art and I spend every dollar that I make on stage - that's it."
The article somehow spins that into the idea tha...
If you've been dying for a dose of something freckly, pasty, and adorable ever since Conan went off the air last month, then your prayers have been answered. If you pray for that kind of thing.
Since his contract with NBC prevents him from doing television for a year, Coco nuts is reportedly considering bringing the hot red-headed mess straight to your face via a live speaking tour that would take him to several venues across the states and maybe even to Europe.
Many of the venues would be college campuses, which will make the frat boys very happy because it gives them another reason to take their shirt...
Gwen Stefani's fashions are normally on point and perfectly fitted, but she had one hell of a struggle with these complicated-looking pants while taking her son Kingston to the dentist yesterday. From the moment she stepped out of the car she seemed concentrated on keeping her pants off the ground. That must have been an anxiety-filled couple of minutes as she made her way in to the office in front of all that paparazzi.
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"I thought the line 'I am the daughter of the former governor of Alaska' was very funny. I think the word is "sarcasm". In my family we think laughing is good. My parents raised me to have a sense of humor and to live a normal life. My mother did not carry me around under her arm like a loaf of French bread the way former Governor Palin carries her son Trig around looking for sympathy and votes."
- Andrea Fay Friedman, the actress with down syndrome whose voice was featured on last week's ...
