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I swiped these pictures of Knox and Vivienne Jolie-Pitt from JustJared so I could show you how surprisingly not adorable the twins turned out to be. Well, they're no Shiloh, anyway. Sure, sure. They're still above average-looking and will probably grow up to be obnoxiously foxy adults, but for right now I am finding comfort in the fact that not everything that comes out of Angelina Jolie's body is perfect. Let me have that. [gallery]...

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I guess Brooke Mueller was pretty upset that someone at the rehab center where she was being treated for crack addiction leaked her info, because babygirl checked herself out. From TMZ: Sources tell TMZ Brooke is no longer at The Canyon in Malibu, after someone from the staff sent a patient admissions document to various members of the media -- including TMZ. The document is very specific about the circumstances surrounding Brooke's admission. We declined to publish it. We're told the f...

Shayne Lamas Isn’t Looking So Hot

Remember Shayne Lamas? The daughter of Lorenzo Lamas who won The Bachelor a few years ago? Last night she was photographed on her way in to her father's engagement party at Mr. Chow and she did not look as cute as I remembered her. In fact, she looked kind of beat. Tough couple of years, Shayne? [gallery]...

Outrageous Quotes From Lindsay Lohan’s Sun Interview

Lindsay Lohan did an interview with UK's The Sun, and it's so honest that I don't even believe that it's real. We've been waiting for years for Lindsay to just admit outright that she at least used to be a cokehead, but she's never been that specific until now. I'm just going to share with you some of the best quotes and then you tell me if you think this could possibly be a legit interview: "When my father was going public, that's when I hit rock bottom. I abused substances too much and it...

Cleanse Your Brain of Taylor Swift’s Sissy Mantras

So I came across this parody of Taylor Swift songs this morning and I think I like it a lot better than anything the actual artist has ever done. After this article came out essentially putting Taylor in her place as a bad role model for young girls (I completely agree), this video showed up on YouTube. The songwriter's message in this video is that Taylor's "I'm so broken hearted that the cool guy doesn't like me because I'm not a whore"-message is not only completely immature, but it's pathet...

Travis Barker’s Sunday Breakfast Ended With Him Slashing Someone’s Tires

Travis Barker is the latest celebrity to fight with the paparazzi over his kids. The former Blink-182 drummer took his munchkins out to grab some breakfast yesterday in LA, but a couple persistent paps made it impossible for him to enjoy his meal. It got to the point where Travis was so pissed that he got up from his meal to throw some punches, except, uh... the offending photographer was gone and Travis just wound up going nuts on some other, more innocent photogs. Travis smashed a camera, spit on ...

Kristen Stewart Keeps it Real, I Guess?

Kristen Stewart won a the Orange Rising Star award at the BAFTA awards last night and her acceptance speech was... awkward. It's not that I expect more from Kristen. She's proven herself to be somewhat of a poor public speaker, but this she's accepting an award and she hardly cracked a smile. I suppose we're going to have to get used to a starlet who refuses to fake it for the cameras....

In Other News …

Ryan Phillippe and Abbie Cornish are dunzo, for the three of you that know who they are ... Or care.  [Celebslam] Jennifer Love Hewitt is still really annoying ... and now she's trying to emulate Lady Gaga.  Or Madonna.  I'm not sure but either way, it's a really poorly executed attempt at "look at my display of unwavering irrelevance." [Popbytes] Natalie Portman to star in female "stoner" flick.  [Pajiba] Elin Woods still not wearing her wedding jewelry, yet playing tennis and vacationing with Tiger regardless.  [Celebitchy] Rihanna gives up on trying to looking good.  [Amy Grindhouse] Sandra Bullock and Jesse James' dog Cinnabun has returned!  [Cityrag] Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi to make appearance at James Madison University this March ... for some reason or another.  [Pop on the Pop] Betty White to co-host Saturday Night Live?  Yes, please.  [Zelda Lily] />Ryan Phillippe and Abbie Cornish are dunzo, for the three of you that know who they are ... Or care.  [Celebslam] Jennifer Love Hewitt is still really annoying ... and now she's trying to emulate Lady Gaga.  Or Madonna.  I'm not sure but either way, it's a really poorly executed attempt at "look at my display of unwavering irrelevance." [Popbytes] Natalie Portman to star in female "stoner" flick.  [Pajiba] Elin Woods still not wearing her wedding jewelry, yet playing tennis and vacatio...

Angelina Jolie Reconciles with Father, Jon Voight

Jolie and her father, actor Jon Voight, haven't been on speaking terms since 2001, when he used a television appearance to make a public appeal for his daughter to get help for "her serious mental problems." But things may be looking up for their father/daughter relationship. This afternoon, the two were photographed boarding a water taxi together in Venice, along with Brad and a few of the adorable Captain Planeteers. While riding in a taxi together isn't exactly indisputable proof that they've ...

Lindsay Lohan’s Boob Window: Love It or Leave It?

La Lohan put in an appearance at the pool at Harrah's Resort in Atlantic City to promote her line of designer leggings, 6126. I wasn't aware that there was such a thing as designer leggings - one tube of nylon looks pretty much the same as another to me-- but they do exist, and apparently, there's no better place to promote leggings than at a pool. Naturally. I kind of like the outfit-- see through boob panel and all. If you get rid of that ridiculous hat (see the gallery) it's got a 1980's f...

Victoria Jackson Thinks Rahm Emanuel “Looks Like the Devil”

In a recent blog she wrote for website Big Hollywood, former SNL cast member Victoria Jackson proved she's either stopped taking her pills, or started taking some really funky new ones when she penned this meandering, nonsensical diatribe about farts, the word 'fuck', and... White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel. See if you can make any sense out of it. Rahm Emanuel. (I’m shaking my head slowly). It’s not his real name you know. “Emmanuel” means “God with us” and that is not ...

Just Plain Weird: Jimme Walker and Ann Coulter Are Best Friends

Now here's something I just don't get. Jimmie Walker, who played J.J. on Good Times (Dy-no-miiite!) is apparently head over heals for conservative pundit and general pain in the ass, Ann Coulter. In a recent interview, he lavished her with praise, speaking downright adoringly of the Fox talk show host who has often been criticized for her use of racist rhetoric. “Ann is Ann. She’s a great woman, I have nothing but good things to say about her. She does the Ann stuff. But she’s just a b...
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